"It don't matter if you're a firefighter, an astronaut, no one wants to hear you tweet about how cool your job is." There's an update on Notre Dame, Zaslow's MVP of the Day, Jer-Emmy, and the Polls, but first, JuJu explains why he has another Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Kel'el, nooooooooooooo." Amin has a theory on why the media hates the Oklahoma City Thunder, and while you listen to it, lock in with a ZYN and go on the search for his two off-mic coughs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You guys remember the plot to Superman 3?" Amin accidentally helped the Oklahoma City Thunder invent the "we'll take your shitburger contract for a pick" strategy, which has led to a dominance so great that Dan's convinced it's bad for the sport. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It was like sticking my arm in a lawnmower." Domonique knows what it is that makes Pablo unlikable, and he's here to lend some advice in his much-less-annoying voice. Also, the Sherrone Moore story at Michigan has unearthed some uncomfortable realities about their program. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Hello, Valerie." Pablo Torre -- a man who is both a starf***** and a name-dropper -- is in yet another feud as he faces fraud accusations from the Shipping Container, but he also used his journalistic credentials to hear a sound that has never been heard before. Also, Bevacqua? Today's episode: Dan, Pablo, Roy, Amin, Jeremy, Mike, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedy is lucky to have Larry Wilmore... From his beloved Los Angeles, the Emmy Award?winning producer, writer, actor, and comedian explains to Dan how it all began with him writing for the iconic "In Living Color", taking the "high road" after getting fired as executive producer from "The Bernie Mac Show", and how "The Daily Show" led to the dream of hosting the White House Correspondents' Dinner for President Barack Obama (not to mention his own groundbreaking late-night show, "The Nightly Show"). Larry also reveals some news about his long-running podcast, "Black On The Air", and then has some other tricks up his sleeve... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We do this all the time." It's time to update the polls, but first, a complaint about the NBA Cup schedule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"When you're so effective at not giving us the tears, we're gonna search for it where we can." "Where's Jess?" you ask. "Where's Jessica's tears?" you question. Well, she's here, and she's not hiding from anything... except for seemingly everyone because of her Mabel-from-Only-Murders-In-The-Building costume. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"DID I MISS IT?" Nick Wright and Pablo have a legitimately uneasy tension inside "Pablo's studio." Their argument over who's an actual journalist is so awkward that the Shipping Container does what it can to derail the segment, but Dan, as he is wont to do, powers through regardless of their advice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Tyler Baron has a knee." It's time for a play-by-play breakdown of how a man who swallowed a Faberge egg had it travel through his system. Also, I know what the "external locus of control" is, but Zas doesn't, so can you tell him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Stop with Method Man and let's see you go after Notre F***ing Dame!" Dan and Pablo are in New York, the Shipping Container is in Miami, and so is Zaslow's big ah head. It's time to discuss Notre Dame's stink of schedule before Dan blames every Heat problem on Tyler Herro. Today's cast: Dan, Pablo, Roy, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The NBA is in full chaos mode and Alley Oop Basketball Show is breaking it ALL down. On this episode of the Alley Oop basketball show on the DLS Hoops channel, Juju Gotti and Trysta Krick tap in to talk about: ? Where could Giannis Antetokounmpo REALLY end up next? ? Are the Boston Celtics actually elite? or just front-running frauds? ? LaMelo Ball accidentally running out with the WRONG team and confusing everybody ? Desmond Bane absolutely slamming the ball into OG Anunoby in a wild heated moment ? LeBron James returning like he?s 25 again and putting up ridiculous numbers  Hot takes, wild theories, and unfiltered NBA talk ? you already know how it goes. Subscribe to DLS Hoops for more NBA debates, breakdowns, and comedy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"As long as he tells us the truth about the water park." JuJu has some feedback on today's show and a Philip Rivers-inspired Top 5 that will make Dan's heart happy if he actually listens to this Postgame Show while in New York. Hey, Dan. If you're reading this, I'm not doubting you, but I'm just saying you're likely busy enjoying your time in The Big Apple. Apple time, apple time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Do you know what happens to people who don't know about Patrick Dempsey in the 1995 Movie Outbreak?" Zaslow has found himself in a controversy so severe that he may end up out of work. Speaking of... where is Ryan Tannehill? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I am doing a thing." Pablo and Chris offer helpful opinions, but not until after they were actually helpful. Also, Quentin Jammer has a wild claim, and there is a ton of breaking news all around Major League Baseball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"His therapist goes home and says, 'I did a bad thing today.'" Pablo finally realized that AI is coming for all of us because he got tricked by it this morning, and is Philip Rivers a first ballot Gunslinger Hall of Famer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'll say the M-word. I don't care." We're divin' hog first into another Local Hour discussing the Miami Hurricanes and Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Mike Ryan has been digesting Notre Dame podcasts non-stop in preparation for an upcoming chicken s**t press conference, and he is ready to start breaking down the upcoming Texas A&M game. Also, Amin is sick, David is loud wrong about Millie Bobby Brown, and Zas knows a little something about the Lord's start time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What's up, my brother John?" We officially have our second 3-time nominee for the MVP of the day, but not until JuJu's Top 5 celebrates some of the weirdest moves of the weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you don't get up, you're getting hog." Now that Dan and his New York crew have finally gone out to lunch, it's time for the big boys to talk sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Tell that shit to the New York Post!" Mero stops by to tell the crew why he doesn't want Giannis Antetokounmpo on the Knicks and to laugh with Dan and Pablo about Wayne Gretzky's pronunciation of Curacao, Fernando Mendoza's speech, and Dan's wardrobe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It was an abortion, Michael." Hank Azaria shares the origins of his many voices, aspirations for his Bruce Springsteen cover band, and what he hopes will happen in the Chiefs-Texans game because he won't watch it until he gets on the treadmill later today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"H2H Matter. Miami in!" With the Miami Hurricanes making the College Football Playoff, Inter Miami winning the MLS Cup, and the Cyclones earning their way to a title game this upcoming Friday, Dan did the only thing he could: leave Miami for New York to co-host the Local Hour with Pablo Torre. At least he's not doing this from East Texas A&M. Today's cast: Dan, Pablo, Zaslow, Amin, Roy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Deshaun Watson returns to practice for the Cleveland Browns. Daniel Jones continues to battle a fractured fibula. And first place on the line in AFC North (Steelers vs. Ravens), the AFC South (Colts vs. Jaguars) and the NFC North (Bears vs. Packers). So much drama! Thankfully, we have Sports Illustrated NFL Staff Writer Matt Verderame to walk us through the Top Six NFL Games of Week 14. Then Pro Bowler and future Hall of Famer Von Miller stops by for a can't miss discussion on the state of pro football. (He has a new pod out, too. Give Free Range a listen.) Dave Dameshek and The Super Fuentes Brothers have all you need to plan your weekend right on Football America! (Photo by Kyusung Gong/AP) Timestamps: (00:27) The Best 31 in Sports + Pick Six (03:56) Von Miller (25:10) Top Six NFL Games with Matt Verderame AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/football-america/id1831757512 Follow us: Dave Dameshek: https://x.com/dameshek Matt Verderame: https://x.com/MattVerderame Von Miller: https://www.youtube.com/@VMStudio58 Host: Dave Dameshek Guests: Von Miller, Matt Verderame Team: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes, Bradley Campbell Director: Danny Benitez Senior Producers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Executive Producer: Bradley Campbell Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Las Vegas Raiders, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, New York Giants, New York Jets, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tennessee Titans, Washington Commanders Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Hockey Show returns after Thanksgiving, the day every hockey team determines whether or not they will make the Playoffs. That leaves the Panthers currently out of the picture, and Roy, David, and Ethan break down the brutal stretch they have found themselves in recently. Plus, weird injuries continue to pile up around the league, and there are real concerns about whether the Olympic hockey arena will be ready in time for the Olympic Games. Also, DJ Bean of the What Chaos! Podcast joins the show to discuss the struggles of his Oilers, fallow years, and why he has two Seth Jones Winter Classic jerseys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Thank you for playing." Zaslow searches for Valentine's Day advice as the crew learns that The Village People are still kickin', discusses the majestic 2007 Houston Rockets, and hears the story of Dan and Greg sharing a motel room. Also, Matthew Berry! Matthew Berry! MATTHEW BERRY! MATTHEW BEEERRRRRYYYYYYY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I've put together all the great lists!" Ol' Garlic Bread stops by to discuss NFL storylines heading into Week 14, but he ends up berating Mike for being a member of the gilded class and spiraling as Dan berates HIM for his false starts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And Roy." We've got a ton of pomp and circumstance to celebrate Tom Bogert joining the show ahead of the World Cup Draw, but the show's general behavior has Mike Ryan feeling like his foot was blown off by a propane tank. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, Tom, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy Corben welcomes Emilio Gonzalez, one of Miami's mayoral candidates, to state his case for the city's upcoming runoff election. Plus, Billy give an update on Monique Pardo-Pope, the daughter of a Neo-Nazi serial killing corrupt cop, who is currently a Miami Beach commission candidate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's 'Break a Pool Stick' time." JuJu has an idea to fix College Football, a moment of excitement for his Bills, and an update to a day full of polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I wish you were dead." Peter Burns almost died in front of Greg Sankey and shares the details of his experience that led him toward a lifetime** of better behavior. Then, he gives Mike Ryan a reason to be glad he's alive. **2 weeks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"WE HAVE TO WRAP, TONY." Welcome to one of the more unhinged moments in the modern history of The Dan Le Batard Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you ever traded someone out of pettiness?" David has a strong take on Giannis Antetokounmpo... and movies... and Kyle Tucker... and remorse... and Chris Cote's intelligence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Heat took the Bucks' soul." A deep dive into Greg Cote's habit of falling asleep on the beach on the Fourth of July, a suspiciously well-timed injury for Giannis, and Zaslow misses an "s." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For 20 years, Chuck Todd has been a ubiquitous face of politics in the United States, most visibly as the host of Meet the Press through the Obama, Trump, and Biden administrations. Now, as traditional media struggles to keep up with the digital age, he's left it behind. On South Beach Sessions, Chuck unwraps the influence of his father on his career - that's where his love of politics (and sports) came from - and explains why, growing up, he never thought he'd be a journalist. He and Dan also discuss the frailty of our current media ecosystem, reminisce a bit about the (better) old days, and what's next. Listen, watch, and subscribe to "The Chuck Toddcast".  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Is there anything wrong with being a punter?" JuJu is here with his Top 10 Disloyal Moves In Sports History That He Can Think Of. He also updates the polls and is willing to listen to constructive criticism from the fans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, you CAN say asshole?" Charlie Berens is Midwest Nice, and he's here in Florida for his latest tour and to explain to us why he stands out like a sore thumb, for cryin' out loud. Plus, Giannis... something happening there? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Let'ssssss seeeeee heeerrreeee..." Dan and Mike try to get Jess to admit she's scared for her Notre Dame Fighting Irish, Penn State continues to Crumbl at the seams, and a deep dive into the latest "who-done-it." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm a bit of a loser? You son of a b****." Nick Wright wants to discuss anything OUTSIDE of the Kansas City Chiefs, but instead, Dan badgers him into sharing his thoughts and a sympathy text from Nacho Barbero. Also, Nick calls Zas a liar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They're making it up as they go along... OH, SHUT UP!" Greg Cote is tardy, but he's ready to discuss the Inter Miami Pink Birds, who are set to square off with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Also, Mike Ryan and the Canes fans in the room are jubilant as they're prepared to jump Notre Dame after the conference title games, and Jeremy is furious on behalf of BYU. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Keyonte George had a performance so rough that even the backboard filed emotional distress. Juju Gotti & Trysta Krick break down the carnage possession by possession and ask: Is this the worst game of his career? or just the beginning of the Jazz Pain Cycle? Then they pivot to the OKC Thunder, who may or may not be trolling the entire NBA by being this good, this young, and this annoying to guard. And of course, the latest chaos: Is Anthony Davis getting traded to the Mavericks? Does Dallas really want AD?s yearly ?mystery injury side quest?? Juju & Trysta take it all on with their signature mix of hoops knowledge and certified foolishness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Bears are better than Mississippi State." Greg and Dan each won an award, and they're equally honored. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You really are Scooby-Doo." Lucy is here to talk about the Ole Miss student body's freedom at their pilates classes, a fake Kiffin dog, and a Turkey Trot prank. Then, Marty Smith joins us to discuss his time LITERALLY chasing down Lane Kiffin, a task Dan seems to think made him sad for some reason, and shares all the details before he makes Mike Ryan dance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's a manly descent." How are we in December and still don't know who will win the College Football Playoff, Super Bowl, or Heisman? How did Dillon Brooks get so good? How did Tony's Top 5 become Canes propaganda? How did Dan piss off former Dolphins Tight End Jed Weaver? How did Mike find four coaches who look more like Santa than Bob Wylie? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I knew of a little boy once who fell off one of those jumpy jumps..." Dianna is abandoning her family for Christmas just because she has an incredible opportunity to work as the sideline reporter for the Netflix Christmas Day game between the Lions and Vikings. Is she a selfish jerk? Is she going to lose her husband and kids? Her mom sure thinks so. Also, NFL topics galore including the coaching carousel, "good" teams, and a questionable quote from Andy Reid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I will die for this program if I have to." After the self-loathing UM alumnus Dan Le Batard accuses Mike Ryan, the chair of the Division of Competitive Hostilities in the University of Miami's Department of War, of threatening to fight an old man, Mike explains why Dan's lack of ball-knowing may cost the show an interview with 5-Star General Mario Cristobal. Also, Roy is John Tesh, and Greg got lost on the way to the office. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If you're a fan of someone, you want to see them take their top off." Dan let us know that he's a big "y' guy, and that sparks JuJu's Top 5 Names In Football That He Can Think of, a take on referees, and an update of the Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm talking about his..." Dan has his own version of a Tony's Top 5 for the NFL Weekend before we get to Amin's Weekend Observations. Or, we at least TRY to get to Amin's Weekend Observations. His internet is awful, just like how Dan would look in Daniel Craig's speedo from James Bond. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Do the right thing!" There's an epidemic of people in sports calling other people a 'ho.' Roy is despondent over a loss from 25 years ago, and it's time to examine how much more credit Mike Ryan deserves than actual Canes players if UM makes the Playoffs. Plus, Zas doesn't understand weather, and Chris implores the ACC commissioner to change the rules for his benefit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Please, God in heaven, tell me 'Yes.'" The Lane Kiffin saga might be the most dramatic of his career, and that's saying something. Mike Ryan, a noted Journalist, has compiled the top 5 Best Nuggets of Information from This Coaching Cycle, but we all know Jonathan Zaslow is the real journalist on this show... or at least he was before we revealed his best source. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The more he talks, the more people like Miami." Dan is furious the Dolphins made us do anything other than discuss the Miami Hurricanes with Mike Ryan, and where being excluded from the College Football Playoff would rank in the "all-time bulls***" Miami has faced due to the College Football Industrial Complex's bias against them. Jeremy does his best to buck up against them, but somehow that leads to a -- wait, let me check my notes -- no, yeah, a Kevin Spacey comparison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices