Today on The Woody Show, Waymo snitches to the cops, Greg worries about a chunk of the sun hitting Earth, and Woody wonders what happened to good old-fashioned MILF porn. After Hours Voicemails bring us Filipino dogs and high thoughts. Plus, Rich On Tech, NFL Biggest Loser picks, chicken nugget purses, AI girlfriends…and Greg feeds Menace chicken wings with his feet. Just another completely normal day on The Woody Show.

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Today on The Woody Show, Waymo snitches to the cops, Greg worries about a chunk of the sun hitting Earth, and Woody wonders what happened to good old-fashioned MILF porn. After Hours Voicemails bring us Filipino dogs and high thoughts. Plus, Rich On Tech, NFL Biggest Loser picks, chicken nugget purses, AI girlfriends…and Greg feeds Menace chicken wings with his feet. Just another completely normal day on The Woody Show.

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Jo Koy in studio, News Headlines, Will Ai end us? & More!! 

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Today on The Woody Show, the Emmys happened, football is back, and celebrities are once again discovering that nobody wants politics with their concert tickets. Jo Koy takes over the studio to talk fist fights, getting rich, foot fetishes and Greg’s horrifying immature text replies. Plus, we debate whether breakdancing is actually a sport, Howard Stern barely works anymore, Oprah takes over the Sphere…and apparently being famous still isn’t enough to get you past security.

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Cheers and jeers, News Headlines, Cart Narcs & More! 

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Cheers and jeers, News Headlines, Cart Narcs & More! 

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Woody hates on a new $450 toothbrush..for good reason +  We found out who had the best and worst ideas for Sebas to throw money at, including a Juggalo house, a shrimp farm, a cuddling garden and in the end, the key to winning Sebas’ Shark Tank is boobs...which feels pretty on-brand. Then we put our musical taste on trial with Best of 7, where Woody’s “How Soon Is Now” took the crown... Plus, Bill Simmons admits to proxy betting, a shirt designed to make you invisible to Flock cameras, and the team played Never Have I Ever. 

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Woody hates on a new $450 toothbrush..for good reason +  We found out who had the best and worst ideas for Sebas to throw money at, including a Juggalo house, a shrimp farm, a cuddling garden and in the end, the key to winning Sebas’ Shark Tank is boobs...which feels pretty on-brand. Then we put our musical taste on trial with Best of 7, where Woody’s “How Soon Is Now” took the crown... Plus, Bill Simmons admits to proxy betting, a shirt designed to make you invisible to Flock cameras, and the team played Never Have I Ever. 

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The NFL season hasn’t even started yet, and we’re already calling teams losers…Today on The Woody Show, everybody makes their NFL “Biggest Loser” picks and puts their terrible football knowledge permanently on the record. Menace Word of the Day goes completely off the rails with “indiscrimination,” and we destroyed our digestive systems taste-testing Oreo flavors nobody asked for—including Dill Pickle, Chicken & Waffles and Hot Honey Cornbread. We also celebrate some legendary celebrity fails...Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet, Tom Cruise treating Oprah’s couch like a trampoline & more. Plus,  Craigslist Price Is Right introduces us to dead-celebrity pillows, guinea pig hats and latex testicles. 

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The NFL season hasn’t even started yet, and we’re already calling teams losers…Today on The Woody Show, everybody makes their NFL “Biggest Loser” picks and puts their terrible football knowledge permanently on the record. Menace Word of the Day goes completely off the rails with “indiscrimination,” and we destroyed our digestive systems taste-testing Oreo flavors nobody asked for—including Dill Pickle, Chicken & Waffles and Hot Honey Cornbread. We also celebrate some legendary celebrity fails...Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet, Tom Cruise treating Oprah’s couch like a trampoline & more. Plus,  Craigslist Price Is Right introduces us to dead-celebrity pillows, guinea pig hats and latex testicles. 

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Gina brought in her childhood psych evaluation, Jeff G popped his Glory Hole cherry, and Greg decided the drunk-driving limit should be HIGHER...so yeah, productive morning. We went through Gina’s old school records to find out exactly what kind of kid she was, then Greg asked who everyone would “go gay for” —  Sebas shoved a bunch of jail-related mystery items into Jeff’s Glory Hole Challenge +  Edward Norton pissed people off with his comments about romanticizing autism, and we got an update from the listener who texted us about her dog needing surgery. Woody offered to cover the vet bill...then tried calling the woman to make sure the whole thing was legit. 

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Gina brought in her childhood psych evaluation, Jeff G popped his Glory Hole cherry, and Greg decided the drunk-driving limit should be HIGHER...so yeah, productive morning. We went through Gina’s old school records to find out exactly what kind of kid she was, then Greg asked who everyone would “go gay for” —  Sebas shoved a bunch of jail-related mystery items into Jeff’s Glory Hole Challenge +  Edward Norton pissed people off with his comments about romanticizing autism, and we got an update from the listener who texted us about her dog needing surgery. Woody offered to cover the vet bill...then tried calling the woman to make sure the whole thing was legit. 

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Today on The Woody Show- Jeff accidentally showed his beanbag to a masseuse, Sebas went to a Mensa meeting, and somehow neither of those was the dumbest thing we talked about today. Cheers & Jeers hit everything from Woody’s 400 hours of flying to Greg’s rapidly regenerating ear hair, AI curing things, scam artists pretending to be NFL players, and more. We also found out what makes everyone say “Therefore, I’m Out”  (Menace’s game) — things like hot honey, murder porn, social-media doctors, “maxxing” and people who won’t shut up about hating AI all made the list. Plus, The Weakest Link exposed the idiots among us, and Tom Hardy has a rap album now….what does the team think about it? 

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Today on The Woody Show- Jeff accidentally showed his beanbag to a masseuse, Sebas went to a Mensa meeting, and somehow neither of those was the dumbest thing we talked about today. Cheers & Jeers hit everything from Woody’s 400 hours of flying to Greg’s rapidly regenerating ear hair, AI curing things, scam artists pretending to be NFL players, and more. We also found out what makes everyone say “Therefore, I’m Out”  (Menace’s game) — things like hot honey, murder porn, social-media doctors, “maxxing” and people who won’t shut up about hating AI all made the list. Plus, The Weakest Link exposed the idiots among us, and Tom Hardy has a rap album now….what does the team think about it? 

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News Headlines, Fail Stories, Blind Box, DUIQ & More! 

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News Headlines, This week in Audio & More! 

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News Headlines, We hear you Dallas, Menace's non-game game & More! 

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News Headlines, We hear you Dallas, Menace's non-game game & More! 

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News Headlines, Gathering of the Juggalos, Men and Purses & More! 

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News Headlines, Gathering of the Juggalos, Men and Purses & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, Tyler's Lemonade Stand, News Headlines & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, Tyler's Lemonade Stand, News Headlines & More! 

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News Headlines, Fail Stories, Guest Psychic AJ Barrera, DUIQ & More! 

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News Headlines, Fail Stories, Guest Psychic AJ Barrera, DUIQ & More! 

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News Headlines, Tyler's Lemonade Stand, This Week in audio & More!

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News Headlines, Cross Fire with Hammerin' Hank & Half Baked, Smart Ass Game & More! 

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News Headlines, Cross Fire with Hammerin' Hank & Half Baked, Smart Ass Game & More! 

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News Headlines, After Hours Voicemail, The Ghost of Juggalo's & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Thrift Store Day & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Thrift Store Day & More! 

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New Headlines, Fail Stories, Frankie White, The DUIQ & More! 

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New Headlines, Fail Stories, Frankie White, The DUIQ & More! 

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News Headlines, This Weekend Audio, Morgan's back from Japan & More! 

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News Headlines, This Weekend Audio, Morgan's back from Japan & More! 

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News Headlines, Craigslist "Price Is Right", Best of 7 New Wave Singers 7 & More! 

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News Headlines, Craigslist "Price Is Right", Best of 7 New Wave Singers 7 & More! 

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News Headlines, Squatter Hunter in studio, What does the number 911 mean & More! 

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News Headlines, Squatter Hunter in studio, What does 911 mean? & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, New Headlines, Sebas Shark Tank & More! 

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Cheers and Jeers, New Headlines, Sebas Shark Tank & More! 

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