No Such Thing As A Fish

526: No Such Thing As An Angry Banana

James, Anna, Andy and Alex Bell discuss Wasabi, Harriet T, an Angry Bee and NH3.

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2024-04-12
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525: No Such Thing As A Clenched Shin

Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Porky, Hockey, Hippies and Nookie.

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2024-04-05
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524: No Such Thing As The Grand Old Dug Of Cardiff

Dan, James, Anna and Lydia Mizon discuss pregnant players, cunning companies, sinking snowballs and blistering barnacles.

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2024-03-29
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523: No Such Thing As A Dice The Size Of The Universe

Dan, James, Anna and Matt Parker discuss, Rising Sun, falling bridges, celebrity computers and tearaway trolleys.

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2024-03-22
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522: No Such Thing As Monet's Bog Cottons

Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss Orwellian liars, neolithic fires, spicy pillories and dusty lilies.

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2024-03-15
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521: No Such Thing As A Human-Sized Peanut

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss waging war, protesting pictures, subatomic shows and migrating moss.

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2024-03-08
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520: No Such Thing As A Prehistoric Air Fryer

Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss swooping birds, shooting baskets, gaming downloads and grilling dinosaurs.

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2024-03-01
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519: No Such Thing As A Noice Computer

Dan, James, Andy and Olga Koch discuss Joni Mitchell, Joey Chestnut, Dawn Supercomputer and Archi Conjugation.

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2024-02-23
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518: No Such Thing As Andrew Marvell's Cinematic Universe

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Trollope, tantra, chameleon die-offs and Crimean send-offs.

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2024-02-16
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517: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Dad Jokes

Anna, Andy, James and Dan discuss duplicating songs, repeating jokes, fugu and Waterloo.

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2024-02-09
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516: No Such Thing As Zeno's Harbour

Anna, Andy, James and Ethan Ruparelia discuss warm blankets, dry beds, and 'going down to the butts'.

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2024-02-02
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515: No Such Thing As A Reindeer Stockbroker

Anna, Andy, James and Leying discuss Bletchley teas, Thirsk MPs and sailing ships on stormy seas.

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2024-01-26
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BONUS: Drop Us A Line - January 2024

In this special bonus episode, Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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2024-01-23
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514: No Such Thing As A Computer Tower

Dan, Anna, Andy and James discuss mangroves, make-up, French waters and Swiss goitres.

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2024-01-19
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513: No Such Thing As Upside-Down Space Rain

Dan, Anna, Andy and Stevie Martin discuss flipped moons, reverse-shoplifting, topsy-turvy monorails and inverted rhinos.

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2024-01-12
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512: No Such Thing As A Dirty Bar Of Soap

Dan, Anna, Andy and Rhys James discuss soap, style, naps and novelists.

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2024-01-05
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511: No Such Thing As An Honest Washing Machine

In Andy's Mailbag Special, Andy, Dan, James, Anna discuss your facts, including underwater cars, over the top diving, teeth, toilets and Torquay.

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2023-12-29
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510: No Such Thing As Pumpkin Spice Moss

In a Christmas special, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pumpkins, pancakes, sherry and gravy.

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2023-12-22
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509: No Such Thing As A Sausage Dog Helicopter

In a review of 2023, live from the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss crocs, rocks, Berlusconi and Ivan Toney.

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2023-12-15
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508: No Such Thing As A Dragon Walk

Dan, James, Anna and Alex Bell discuss Goya, wire, dead bacteria and fax hysteria.

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2023-12-08
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507: No Such Thing As Fangtooth Boxing

Dan, James, Anna and Anne Miller discuss big eyes, big teeth, bean juice, and James Joyce.

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2023-12-01
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506: No Such Thing As Jenga Cop

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Heads, Senna, Leas and Toes. Leas and Toes.

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2023-11-24
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505: No Such Thing As Hitchcock's 'The Worms'

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snake bites, starfish bodies, sucking blood and a speaking building.

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2023-11-17
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504: No Such Thing As Captive Willy

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bingeing, beeping, recording and re-introducing.

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2023-11-10
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503: No Such Thing As Meat Cute

Dan, James, Andrew and Maisie Adam discuss fizzy drinks, footy bans, evaluating meat and innovating mics.

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2023-11-03
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502: No Such Thing As The Opposite Of February

Dan, James, Andrew and David Mitchell discuss sea turtles, street music, sickly kings and sticky fingers.

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2023-10-27
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501: No Such Thing As Republican Barbie

A compilation of unheard material from Dan, James, Andrew and a whole host of guests, recorded over the summer at the Soho Theatre in London.

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2023-10-20
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500: No Such Thing As A Cougar Called Jeff

Dan, James, Andrew and Anna celebrate 500 episodes and discuss cougars, crocs, digits and David.

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2023-10-13
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499: No Such Thing As Old Testament Podcasts

Dan, James, Andrew and Lou Sanders discuss skating, shanties, flies and fishing.
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2023-10-06
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498: No Such Thing As Internal Eyebrows

Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss diamonds, duels and dodgy discussions.

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2023-09-29
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497: No Such Thing As Oceans Eleven with Puffins

Dan, James, Andrew and Greg Jenner discuss why weekdays are confused, why electric cars were not all there, and why children were in Seine.

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2023-09-22
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496: No Such Thing As Viking Snooker

Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss parachutes, puppets and precise presidents.

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2023-09-15
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495: No Such Thing As A Peanut Hall of Fame

Dan, James, Andrew and Neil Gaiman discuss bagels, boulders, bees and boldly buttering burnt bread.

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2023-09-08
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494: No Such Thing As A Human Wind Turbine

Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss Barbie dolls, ladybirds, William Blake and a useful snake.

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2023-09-01
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493: No Such Thing As An X

Dan, James, Andrew and Susie Dent discuss algorithms, calculations, 'X's and 'Oh No's.

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2023-08-25
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492: No Such Thing As York Minster Crisps

Dan, James, Andrew and Richard Osman discuss heinous errors, outrageous lies, endemic theft and delicious maize-based snacks.

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2023-08-18
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491: No Such Thing As The Beurre War

Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss wailing whales, stock cocktails and immersible immortality.

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2023-08-11
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490: No Such Thing As Whistling At A Fact

Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss valuable wool, recycled stool, Suffragettes and PDFs.

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2023-08-04
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489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide

Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss Satan, Jason, hobbies and johnnies.

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2023-07-28
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488: No Such Thing As A Furby in Space

Dan, James, Andrew and Jamie Morton discuss water beds, water retention, Pentagon Pokemon and PMSL.

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2023-07-21
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487: No Such Thing As A Short Dalek

Dan, James, Andrew and Jenny Colgan discuss Doctor Who, Dr. Oppenheimer, detecting dogs and cotton candy.

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2023-07-14
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486: No Such Thing As Purplue

Dan, James, Andrew and Sophie Duker discuss randy humps, landing bumps, A. Guy (a girl), and the most romantic Romantic.

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2023-07-07
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BONUS: Drop Us A Line - June 2023

Dan, James, and Andy sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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2023-07-04
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485: No Such Thing As Ballet On A Staircase

Dan, James, Andrew and Bec Hill discuss millipedes, spiders, odd dolls and terrifying interrogations.

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2023-06-30
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484: No Such Thing As An Exploding Janitor

Live from the Nerdland festival in Ghent, Dan, James, Andrew and Lieven Scheire discuss brooms, brains, books and Belgium.

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2023-06-23
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483: No Such Thing As Rivets On A Tombstone

Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss hops, hominids, Spitfires and Socotra.

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2023-06-16
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482: No Such Thing As Parachuting Into Hollyoaks

Dan, James, Andrew and Rosie Jones discuss ziplines, olympians and chippy Yorkshiremen.

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2023-06-09
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481: No Such Thing As Taming A Plane

Dan, James, Andrew and Anne Miller discuss reckless roping, pseudo puffins, trash talk and green gables.

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2023-06-02
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480: No Such Thing As President Muffler

Dan, James, Andrew and Phil Dunster discuss thatched theatres, fake footballers and the Oval Office.

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2023-05-26
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479: No Such Thing As Fake Coal

Dan, James, Andrew and Alex discuss Swiss subduing, supermarket wrong-doing, model choo-chooing and JR Ewing.

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2023-05-19
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