Episodes
("Best Of"): Dog Turds & Distracted Driving
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("Best Of"): Best Time to Have a Beer
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We Didn't Start the Fire
Originally Aired December 30, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about binge watching Netflix on New Year's Eve.
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Boogie in Your Butt
Originally Aired December 29, 2025: That might get stuck up there. While you're down there, why don't you ____ me. Everything you wanna know about the Mid-Holiday Season Goat Rodeo End of the Year Tribute Broadcast Celebration.
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("Best Of"): Oops! All Stupid News
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("Best Of"): Earwax & Herniated Belly Buttons
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("Best Of"): STD Edition
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("Best Of"): Bitch Bricks
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("Best Of"): No Snack For You
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Gram-Chowder
Originally Aired December 19, 2025: MN Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola. Camel kick. Everything you wanna know about Santa-philes.
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Dasher, Dancer, Chronic, and Blazin
Originally Aired December 18, 2025: MN State Patrol in-studio. MN Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Everything you wanna know about the best times to have a beer.
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F The Squirrels
Originally Aired December 17, 2025: Water balloon assault. Donkey punch. Everything you wanna know about cottagecore.
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Human Santapede
Originally Aired December 16, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles in-studio. Absolutely NO SPITTING IN THE PARK! Everything you wanna know about getting "poor" on you.
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The Incident
Originally Aired December 15, 2025: Dr. P answers health questions. Steak, weed, and crab legs. Everything you wanna know about accidentally stealing a baby.
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Happy Toys for Tatas!
Originally Aired December 12, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Boss is in the building. Everything you wanna know about wearing sweatpants to a strip club.
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KY-Jellyfish
Originally Aired December 11, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The dangers of Christmas. Everything you wanna know about Serenity Kennel.
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The Pit Stop
Snow facial. Dirt tooth. Everything you wanna know about the unspoken rules of parenting. Originally aired, Wednesday, December 10, 2025.
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Flashlight Headlight
Originally Aired December 9, 2025: World class entertainer C. Willi Myles. OMG SHOES. Everything you wanted to know about 44-year old quarterbacks.
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Ding, Rise Your Dong
Originally Aired December 8, 2025: Rick's Cabaret girls in studio. Fap-sicles. Everything you wanna know about frost jacking.
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Season's Beatings
Originally Aired December 5, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Minnesota Krampus in-studio. Everything you wanna know about the worst pop culture Santas.
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Live Outdoor Broadcast
Originally Aired December 4, 2025: Spermanent vacation. Come back with a warrant. Everything you wanna know about an 81-year-old true eater.
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Rage Bait
Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Meow-chie. Everything you wanna know about smelling animal butts. Originally aired Wednesday, December 3, 2025.
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Hot Brownie Fever
Originally Aired December 2, 2025: Doctor P answers medical questions. Greatest Zachs of all time. Everything you wanna know about burning your parents house down.
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Butt Eggs
Originally Aired December 1, 2025: We're back from vacation! Do you wanna see a dead body? Everything you wanna know about drive-by penising.
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("Best Of"): Goodnight Phone Calls
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("Best Of"): Killer Kangaroos
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("Best Of"): Grossest, Adorable Habits
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("Best Of"): Booty Calls
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Guac-Bottom
Originally Aired November 21, 2025: MN Wild forward Marcus Foligno. MN Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you wanna know about Wildflower Cannabis Co.
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You Scared the Female Out of Me!
Originally Aired November 20, 2025: Cancel the three-way! Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer. Everything you wanna know about revenge quitting.
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Do What Comes Natural
I love you... Do you want to talk about it now or later? Deep, dark, industry secrets. Everything you wanna know about 81 monkeys. Originally aired Wednesday, November 19, 2025.
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Ummm... Ahhh...
Originally Aired November 18, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Swinging D's. Everything you wanna know about spanking away your ADHD.
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Weinerville
Originally Aired November 17, 2025: MN State Patrol in studio. The dog has a gun! Everything you wanna know about finding a tick on your taint.
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Micro Penis
Originally Aired November 14, 2025: Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Teachers be drinkin'. Everything you wanna know about bald people bangin'.
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Puppies!
Originally Aired November 13, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everywhere I look... BOOBS! Everything you wanna know about your first kiss.
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Bitch Bricks
Originally Aired November 12, 2025: Sex hats. Cop shop orgy. Everything you wanna know about being fat and sassy.
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Happy Veterans Day
Originally Aired November 11, 2025: Zach Johnson from Roger Up. Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Everything you wanna know about carcasses on your doorstep.
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("Best Of"): Chamber of Farts
Originally Aired November 10, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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The Hunt is ON!
Originally Aired November 7, 2025: Minnesota Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola. Poop knife. Everything you wanna know about hillbilly boxing club.
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Chunkosaurus Rex
Originally Aired November 6, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno is a Swiftie. Snoozing your alarm is going to kill you. Everything you wanna know about being too hot to get laid.
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Eye Dancing
Originally Aired November 5, 2025: Tool Wars. Ho-ho-hold your liquor. Everything you wanna know about gatekeeping.
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Hawke Talk
Originally Aired November 4, 2025: Actor Ethan Hawke. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about timber terrorists.
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A-Wank-Ening
Originally Aired November 3, 2025: Who's arms and legs do these belong to? Magnetic appetite. Everything you wanna know about Boogie Bites.
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Happy Halloween!
Originally Aired October 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Romance root. Everything you wanna know about meth soaked clothes.
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Anti-Duck Air Defense
Originally Aired October 30, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Monkey mayhem. Everything you wanna know about paying cat support.
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The Aliens Are Coming!
Originally Aired October 29, 2025: Late night booty calls. Skeleton strip club. Everything you wanna know about stories that have broken the internet.
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Luci-Fart
Originally Aired October 28, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Pesky Canadians. Everything you wanna know about how a night light can KILL YOU!
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Butt Breath
Originally Aired October 27, 2025: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Hey hey it's the AI monkeys. Everything you ever wanted to know about Honkman.
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Our New Friend SisQo
Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Bra straps are back. Interview with SisQo. Everything you wanna know about getting involved with the mafia. Originally aired Friday, October 24, 2025.
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Slap Your Coworker Day
Originally Aired October 23, 2025: Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. My poo-poos and my pee-pees. Everything you wanna know about falling in love with serial killers.
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