The Read
Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.)
As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city.
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Felon The Pooh: A Wild Ride
Still reporting live from the last days... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-04-09Link to episode
The Secret Files of a Scorned Lover
Rozonda, chill.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-04-02Link to episode
The Trials of a Masculine Maiden
Beauty in butch queen while seeing both sides like Chanel... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-03-26Link to episode
The Constantly Concerning Kiss
Of course she is... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-03-19Link to episode
The Big Heart of a Small Rapper
Pokopia is crack. King is unstoppable. Single life is good. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-03-12Link to episode
The Complicated Love of Gay
Judging a white man's new face Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-03-05Link to episode
The Emotions of a Half-Dead Husband
Once in a lifetime...I'm just saying. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-02-26Link to episode
Trailer: Furious Thoughts
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The Devil Eats Hot Ice Cream
Lock her up. Lock her up too. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-02-19Link to episode
The Tale of The Bridesmaid and The Rodent
What is this frenchie doing next to the frozen meats? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-02-12Link to episode
The Curious Case of a Clash Concert
Young Money/Need Money Records... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-02-05Link to episode
The Unbreakable Spirit of a Canine Queen
It's Laney's world. We just live in it.
Support for Keith Porter Jr. Daughters Future
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2026-01-29Link to episode
When a Red Hat Looks Both Ways
I needed that laugh. Whew! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-01-22Link to episode
To Catch Feelings On Mama's Phone
Taking a break to think about how we got here... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-01-15Link to episode
How A Southern Belle Jumps The Broom
Demanding our respect even when it's unnecessary... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-01-08Link to episode
Best of 2025 Part 2
A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2026-01-01Link to episode
Best Of 2025
A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-12-25Link to episode
Step Up
Please don't disturb my simulation... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-12-18Link to episode
TUH!
Clearing the gay ass air... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-12-11Link to episode
Soup Drama
Ignoring Ray J's black ass... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-12-05Link to episode
Meat Lovers
Getting to your man in 30 minutes or less... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-11-25Link to episode
Bird-In-Law
Dodging d**ks under tables... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-11-20Link to episode
Some Things Are Sacred
Dipping our fingers in treatment... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-11-13Link to episode
Trailer: Crissle's Couch
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Keys to the Heart
What to do when Young Metro don't trust him... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-11-06Link to episode
Tepid Frozen Yogurt
SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-10-30Link to episode
Salvation
Leave God alone!!! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-10-23Link to episode
Mugshot Lace
Ignoring niggas for seventeen years.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-10-16Link to episode
(Not) Coming Home
Grandma, bi*ch... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-10-09Link to episode
Grandma, Bi**h...
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
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2025-10-02Link to episode
Harlem Hometrotter
Getting scammers to do chores... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-09-25Link to episode
Baby Dramatics
DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury and Crissle would NEVER make jokes about a dead ass white man. They are far too classy for that. As a matter of fact, these niggas aren't even real. This episode is completely AI. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-09-18Link to episode
Diary of a Mad White Man
DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury would NEVER take pleasure in the news of a person's very tragic and public murder...even if that person glorified the very thing that got their ass murked. What sounds like laughter could simply be the expulsion of deep sorrow and regret. Please respect Fury's pain and his privacy. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-09-11Link to episode
Janet's Third Album
Vaccinate your damn dog, moron.
***Spoilers for "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" from 2:02:22 - 2:18:47*** Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-09-04Link to episode
The Other Proposal
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2025-08-28Link to episode
Behind My Salad
Kicking mama to the curb... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-08-21Link to episode
When Dogs Cry
Feeling like an old cat on a puppy play-date... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-08-14Link to episode
Half On A Baby
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2025-08-07Link to episode
Making Contact
Watching movies and TV... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-07-31Link to episode
20-ish Questions!
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A 90s Kinda Drunk
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2025-07-17Link to episode
Big Beautiful Bereavement
Crying with the damn Kingdom again... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-07-10Link to episode
Hover Car
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2025-07-03Link to episode
Can Of Oil
Sending your man his location... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-06-26Link to episode
The Last Straw
ignoring 100 text messages... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-06-19Link to episode
If You Bark Into The Future
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2025-06-12Link to episode
All Dogs Go To Heaven
My man told me not to... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-06-05Link to episode
There's Money In The T-Shirt Stand
your baby daddy needs to be re-raised. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-05-29Link to episode
This Man Is Not A Home
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2025-05-22Link to episode
Forever Hold Your Peace
There was no DNA on the shank... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com
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2025-05-15Link to episode