Sebastian cries again, Pete thinks he could be the Dalai Lama, and they both continue to fear men's feet!

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Pete learns the hard way at Home Depot and Sebastian questions his pilot's technique!

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Pete hotboxes the gym locker room and Sebastian bombs at a 9/11 benefit...

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Sebastian attends a sad aquarium party and Pete takes toilet spray to a fishing trip!

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Both back from vacations, Sebastian visits many vineyards and Pete's trip goes south!

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The guys are forced to endure:  pajamas in public, awful pool behavior, and medical small talk.

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Sebastian's mother texts her opinion of the Jimmy/DJ Lou situation as the guys try to clear the air.  Also, an elderly superhero and a classic Sinatra story!

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Sebastian receives a mysterious delivery of dog food, and Pete shares some showering tips!

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Sebastian hands out some brews for the boys, and Pete hypes up the elusive Amish labor force.

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Sebastian eats some THC, gets some high-tech injections, and goes for a bite. Pete recaps Brad Pitt in a skirt.

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This classic episode from 2013, Pete writes a game to let the listeners get to know Sebastian!

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Sorry for the delay!  Tech problems plague the show but help is on the way!

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Sebastian gets a major award and Pete gets close to Aaron Judge!

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The guys have a problem with business hours and water conservation.

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Pete reviews the Maverick movie and Sebastian finds a new tipping technique!

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Pete goes to a Billy Joel concert with the family and Sebastian throws a reptile party!

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A baby announcement, loser naps, and extremely light weight lifting!

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Bad news from the doctor, Correale for mayor, and Sebastian's take on summer fashion!

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The guys are both trying to raise virtuoso piano players and excitement is building for the new Tom Cruise movie!

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Pete is bad a murdering and Sebastian teaches us what "grounding" is all about!

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The Great JJ Watt calls in!

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Sebastian gets snubbed at the NFL draft and Pete goes to confession!

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It's our 500th episode, but do the guys even realize it?

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Pete has a religious experience and Sebastian tries to make his kid a gymnast!

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Sebastian has a Mexican adventure and both he and Pete display exceptional teaching ability!

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Pete acts like white trash at dinner and Sebastian cries at piano lessons!

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The guys are reunited, face to face in New York City!

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The guys have a wine and a smoke while watching the fireflies and remembering embarrassing science projects.

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Pete plays a theater near his hometown and Sebastian shows kindness at Disneyland!

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Sebastian gets into a car accident and Pete is still using the pee cup!

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The guys discuss aging and finally announce a plan for the future!

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Pete's wife gets into a fender-bender and the show turns into a train wreck!

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Sebastian gets near the highest level of celebrities during Super Bowl week!

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Sebastian turns a kids soccer practice into a cocktail party and Pete gets scammed AGAIN!

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Sebastian attends another NFL game and Pete gets snubbed by Mickey Rourke!

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We'll be back on Saturday with some big news! Until then, enjoy the time the guys competed to see who's better at reading a children's story!

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Early job stories and Sebastian sits in JJ Watt's suite for the big game!

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Sebastian's kid has talent and Pete's child has a Covid admirer!

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Sebastian takes a bad trip on edibles and Pete delivers awful news to his daughter.

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Surprise! We snuck in an all NEW episode! Happy New Year!

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