Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1.

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Bill rambles about New York, L.A. Airspace, and Shakespeare.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 3-13-25 - Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven, and 
half-a-dude wrasslin.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Roy Ayers - Liquid Love

Bill rambles about Glengarry previews, the NBA horror show, and neighbor issues.

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Bill rambles about men of yesteryear, pervs of yesteryear, and elastic waist jeans.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-6-17 - Bill rambles about the Kobe 11’s, country music, and baloney sandwiches.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  GZA - Liquid Swords

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Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance.

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Bill rambles about the NHL, going to shows, and model cars.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:59) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-27-25 - Bill rambles about Daytona, texting, and taking back roads.

Bill rambles about dreams, filming a disaster, and divorce laws.

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Bill rambles about speed bags, tabloids, and lonely Bill.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-20-17 - Bill rambles about old babies, heroes, and first degree cuntiness.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Silverchair - Abuse Me

Bill rambles about the SNL 50 concert, organic food, and shorts in the winter.

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Bill rambles about 'Becoming Led Zeppelin', seeing Paul McCartney, and steam rooms.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(24:00) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 2-13-17 - Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K, and changing diapers.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

Bill rambles about not watching the Super Bowl, drones at the beach, and the Valentine's Day grift.

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Bill rambles about the golden age of sports, being isolated, and evil research records.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(37:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-6-17 - A stunned Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots Super Bowl win, coaching your kid's team and brushing your teeth. 

(01:42:20) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Super Bowl

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Bill rambles about children's theater, the Luka trade, and women's cricket.

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Bill rambles about getting over a cold, a surprise gathering, and the news.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(27:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-30-17 - Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping, and chicken little.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Wayne Shorter - Black Orpheus 

Bill rambles about Johnny Mathis, the Chiefs, and Japanese Motorcycles.

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Bill rambles about the 90's, reincarnation, and the beauty of a brake light.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-24-17 - Bill rambles about Madonna, NFL Football, and writing poetry.

(01:21:58) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Championship Games

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Bill rambles about kids birthday cakes, playoffs, and the American Presidency.

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Bill rambles about autographs, coffee cups, and music theory.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:52) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-16-17 Bill rambles about days off, Michael Strahan, and football playoffs.

(01:36:09) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Divisional Playoffs

Bill rambles about reactions, artificial intelligence, and cars.

Bill rambles about the L.A. fires, information farming, and succumbing to the matrix.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(37:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-9-17 Bill rambles about the Russians, apple trees, and dropping the c-note on your LAY-DEEE!

(01:57:42) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Wild Card 

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Bill rambles about tree disposal, 'You're So Vain', and calling your girlfriend a 9 out of 10.

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Bill rambles about destroying sand castles, the years flying by, and having a dog.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:55) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-3-17 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, having hope, and one thing leading to another.

(01:40:29) - NFL Preview & Picks - Week 18 

Bill rambles while driving around about baristas, flashlights, and phone upgrades.

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Bill rambles about Christmas pajamas of past, British engines, and going on a journey.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-26-24 - Bill rambles about 
woman removers, NBA hoop, and blaming the year 2016.

(01:04:53) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 17

Bill rambles about the holiday season, the Food Network, and Billy blow dry.

Bill rambles with Adam Ray about his Dr. Phil Show on Netflix, crying on cue, and FOMO.

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Bill rambles about robot patrol, 'sell-by' dates, and the barber shop.

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Bill rambles with Ilana Glazer about her new special 'Human Magic', queer canon, and Vinny Barbarino.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(44:39) - Thursday Afternoon Interlude 12-12-16 - Bill rambles about 
the gun test, traveling, and experiencing loss.

(01:52:18) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 15

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Bill rambles about corporate scams, sucking on a chili dog, and the price of a men's haircut.

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Bill rambles about holiday gifting, street shootings, and 70s hair parts.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(35:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-5-16 - Bill rambles about Nico Rosberg's retirement, cardio music, and toupee sex.

(01:26:08) - Anything Better? NFL Preview & Picks - Week 14

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Bill rambles about pitch meetings, Thanksgiving, and 'gratuities'.

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Bill rambles about the Grapevine highway, the Coen Brothers, and the great Chuck Woolery.

Bill rambles about Bakersfield, 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot', and touring with Dean Delray.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:10) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-21-16 Bill rambles about Top Gun, sting rays, and putting on weight.

(01:42:43) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 12

Bill rambles about full body deodorant, woman's response to staring, and the mob going legit.

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Bill rambles about leftover mushrooms, Moto GP, and keeping it light.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(45:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-14-16 Bill rambles about celebrity pundits, crying adults, and orange toupees.

(02:03:36) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 11

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Bill rambles about Saturday Night Live, pilates, and having a 'staring problem'.

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Bill rambles about picking teams, preachers, and legal tender.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-7-16 - Bill rambles about 
Christmas shopping, getting rid of old shit, and this god damn election.

(01:30:19) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 10

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Bill rambles with legendary Guns N' Roses bassist Duff McKagan about his new album 'Lighthouse', upcoming tour, and coming up in the 80's.  Also enjoy a regular episode of the TAMMP with Bill rambling about the world series, the election, and mid-game causes.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast with Duff McKagan

(46:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:19:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-31-16 Bill rambles about Halloween, the Cubs, and the Buffalo Bills.

(02:26:37) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Week 9

Bill rambles about returning from Paris, rivalries, and the neighbor's dogs.

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Bill rambles about performing in Paris, Vespas, and playoffs.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(35:07) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-24-24 - Bill rambles about emergency landings,not checking out, and 60 minutes.

(02:44:20) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 8

Bill rambles about getting to Paris, broken luggage, and 'closure'.

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Bill talks with Keith Urban about Nashville in the 90's, writing, and record deals.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:03:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-17-16 - Bill rambles about Scientology, recording a special, and Washington DC.

(02:03:06) - Anything Better NFL Week 7 Preview & Picks 

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Bill rambles about Vince McMahon, insurance companies, and closing routs.

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Bill rambles with Josh Wolf about legends, plastic surgery, and industry suits.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:08:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 10-10-16 Bill rambles about hurricanes, robots, and potato pancakes.

(02:27:40) - Anything Better NFL Week 6 Picks & Preview 

Bill rambles about Halloween costumes, landlord stories, and over-cuddling.

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Bill rambles about Dikembe Mutombo, playoffs, and interplanetary travel.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 

(33:30) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-3-16 - Bill rambles about The Ryder Cup, owning a Pit Bull, and dead people's guitars.

(01:47:31) -  Anything Better NFL Picks & Preview Week 5 with Paul Virzi

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First Touchdown Offer

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Bill rambles about red flags, the Oakland Athletics, and responses to 'ew ick' girl.

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Bill rambles about the power of the podcast, Fruit Loops in Europe, and streaming services.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:03) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-26-24 - Bill rambles about books, sex suits, and road rage.

(01:26:53) - Anything Better  NFL Picks & Preview Week 4 with Paul Vizi

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First Touchdown Offer

Simply place a prop bet on the player to score the first touchdown in any NFL game.  If your player doesn't score first but instead scores second, you'll get your stake back in cash.

Disclaimer: See BetMGM.com for Terms. 21+ only. US promotional offers not available in New York, Nevada, Ontario, or Puerto Rico. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER (Available in the US). Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Call 1-800-NEXT-STEP (AZ), 1-800-327-5050 (MA), 1-800-
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Bill rambles about his new Harley, ex's at weddings, and a girl who gets the 'ick'.

Indocino:  Visit www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.

SimpliSafe:  Protect your home with 50% off a new SimpliSafe system, plus a free indoor security camera, when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR

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