On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, we're reading some wild letters from listeners: a fella who had a co-worker that remained on the line when he went to the bathroom, someone who had one helluva time traveling cross-country with their cat, a group of friends who drank an improbable amount of malt liquor in one weekend resulting in the letter-writer throwing up on The El, and another booze-filled nightmare that ended with a guy unknowingly shaking his shit at a cop!

Have a weird/embarrassing/gross story you want read on the air? Is there a years-long movie-related feud in your family that you need quashed? Are you in desperate need of relationship advice, and you've tried literally everywhere else? Then write in to the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!

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?It was only a matter of time before we drew this out of a hat?? - Andrew 

On this week?s episode, Listener Request Month heads to deep space as we talk about the legendary sci-fi failure, Supernova!

How many Academy Award-nominees does it take to fix a big-budget nightmare? Is this the horniest studio science fiction film? Is Robert Forster?s character getting a doctorate in cartoon studies? Despite it all, these are some pretty good ship and space effects. What's that orb's deal, really? And how many studio executives can you cram into one on-set writing trailer? PLUS: The return of the VHS Trailer Game!

Supernova stars James Spader, Angela Bassett, Robert Forster, Lou Diamond Phillips, Peter Facinelli, Robin Tunney, Wilson Cruz, and Vanessa Marshall as the voice of Sweetie; directed by ?Thomas Lee.?

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?It?s kind of a dirty movie?I was trying to imagine Travis Bickle taking a date to this? - Eric

On this month?s patron-requested We ?? Movies, we?re chatting about a real foundational flick for the four of us, Kevin Smith?s Clerks! How many VHS tapes did Chris Cabin?s house go through with this movie? How uncomfortable is it to say ?View Askew-niverse? out loud? How hysterical is that funeral parlor cut? Could we bring Clerks to Broadway as a musical? And was the age of 11 too young for Steve to have seen this movie for the first time? PLUS: Michael Caine explains snowballing! 

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Clerks stars Brian O?Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonauer, Jason Mewes, Scott Mosier, and Kevin Smith as Silent Bob; directed by Kevin Smith.

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?These Country Bears? they busted through that ceiling!? - Chris

On this week?s episode, we?re kicking off Listener Request Month 2026 with a banger convo about the totally insane Disney animatronic nightmare film, The Country Bears! Why couldn?t these bears have some different personalities from one another? Did Beary?s parents just steal a bear cub from the woods? Was Willie Nelson paid in weed? Why couldn?t we get more Stephen Tobolowsky in this movie? And how many of these bears are hooked on honey? PLUS: Rest in Peace, Country Bears? original drummer, Toots! 

The Country Bears stars Christopher Walken, Stephen Tobolowsky, Daryl Mitchell, Diedrich Bader, M.C. Gainey, Alex Rocco, Queen Latifah, and the voices of Diedrich Bader, Haley Joel Osment, Candy Ford, James Gannon, Toby Huss, Kevin Michael Richardson, Stephen Root and Brad Garrett as Fred Bedderhead; directed by Peter Hastings.

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Folks planning on attending our show at the Varsity Theatre in Minneapolis, get hip to the start of this episode where we tell y?all about an extra night you can hang out with us at a screening of An American Werewolf in London that we?re co-hosting with the Minnesota Timberwolves organization! Remember, all details are at the start of this episode! 

Be sure to catch us on the road in Minneapolis on 3/20 and Chicago on 3/22 where we?ll be talking Conan the Barbarian and Big respectively. Tickets on sale now! 

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?This is such a choppy edit, thanks for nothing, Steven Seagal!? - Andrew

On this week?s show, we?re bringing ?White Guy Karate? Month to a close with a banger conversation on the outrageous Steven Seagal film, Out for Justice!

How hilarious is Seagal?s Brooklyn accent? What is this outfit he?s wearing at the start of the picture? Was Seagal dubbed for the Italian dialogue? Were John Leguizamo?s scenes deleted? And should Gino have left that dog in the car the whole film? PLUS: Visit the all-new fast food sensation, Fuck Burger!

Out for Justice stars Steven Seagal, William Forsyth, Jerry Orbach, Jo Champa, Shareen Mitchell, Gina Gershon, Julianna Margulies, John Leguizamo, Raymond Cruz, and Dominic Chianese as Mr. Madano; directed by John Flynn.

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?You can?t feed a replicant chocolate, dude, right to the hospital!? - Steve

On this week?s episode, ?White Guy Karate? Month goes sci-fi as we talk about the totally insane JCVD/Michael Rooker action joint, Replicant! 

How unsettling is JCVD with non-mullet long hair? How does this psychic link work with these fellas? How much of this movie takes place in that one hospital? Is Michael Rooker?s character helping raise his partner?s child? Is it his kid? Why does that lady have a pool table in her baby?s bedroom? And is there anything more terrifying than JCVD singing ?Rock-a-Bye Baby?? PLUS: Coming to Broadway next season: Replicant The Musical!

Replicant stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Catherine Dent, Brandon James Olson, Pam Hyatt, Ian Robison, Allan Gray, and James Hutson as Snotty Concierge; directed by Ringo Lam.

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On the latest WHM Mail Bag, we?re reading some wild-ass letters from listeners about an ash-scattering debacle, blacking out at a Myrtle Beach road house, assisting a dubious martial arts figure at the video store, and multiple movie theater bathroom disasters!

Don?t miss us on the road this winter when we?re in Los Angeles on February 22, Minneapolis on March 20, and Chicago on March 22! Tickets are on sale now and you?re not gonna wanna miss us, gang! Click through here and snag your tix now! 

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Want your read stories read on the air? Need the guys to settle a years-old family squabble? Lackluster relationship device? Write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]! 

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On this week's On-Screen Live, we were chatting about some current TV we're watching including Wonder Man, Starfleet Academy, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms & more! We were also reacting to a couple trailers, including the surprise teaser for The Adventures of Cliff Booth that dropped Sunday night, and, of course, talking about some big (read: humiliating) commercial moments from The Big Game!

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On-Screen Live will return in March!

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?Scott Adkins? character has a short temper these days, what with the dead wife?? - Steve

On this week?s episode, ?White Guy Karate? Month continues as we welcome in friend of the show, Brandon Streussnig to chat about the wild Scott Adkins martial arts sequel, Ninja: Shadow of Tear!

How awesome is all the kick-ass fight choreography in this? Should we be writing ninja characters named Casey? Do all movie villains know how to play chess? Why in the world were those guys sparring on a hardwood floor? Is this one of the best Adkins films to date? And who wants to smoke some drugs out of a lightbulb? PLUS: Come train with the WHM guys at the Massive Heart Attack dojo!

Ninja: Shadow of a Tear stars Scott Adkins, Kane Kosugi, Mika Hijii, Vithaya Pansringarm, Mukesh S. Bhatt, Charlie Ruedpokanon, Kazi Patrick Tang, and Shun Sugata as Goro; directed by Isaac Florentine.

Don?t miss us on the road this winter when we?re in Los Angeles on February 22, Minneapolis on March 20, and Chicago on March 22! Tickets are on sale now and you?re not gonna wanna miss us, gang! Click through here and snag your tix now!

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?It?s a rare fighting style? Party Down Boxing? - Chris, on Jackson?s fight moves

On this month?s We ?? Movies episode, White Guy Karate Month spills over into WLM as we chat about one of JCVD?s best, Bloodsport!

How incredible are those splits, folks? Was Frank Dux, the guy whose life this movie was supposedly based on, completely full of shit? How did Jackson get that beer into the hospital? Is Bolo Yeung the only competitor allowed to kill people in the tournament because he was the returning champion? And that brick trick: cool or dumb? PLUS: Are the founding fathers? lives in the public domain so we can make a Mortal Kombat-esque game about them?

Bloodsport stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, Leah Ayres, Norman Burton, Forest Whitaker, Roy Chiao, and Donald Gibb as Ray Jackson; directed by Newt Arnold.

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On the return of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Sam Raimi's latest directorial effort, Send Help, reacting to a few new trailers?Daredevil: Born Again S2 among them, going over the weekend box office and, yes indeed-y, holding the 2026 Listener Request Month drawing to determine what movies and shows you'll have us watching in March both on We Hate Movies and a large chunk of our Patreon-exclusive side shows!

OSL will return next Monday at noon/eastern!

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?Any time we?re at a ninja school, my ears perk right up!? - Steve

On this week?s episode, we?re high-kicking off White Guy Karate Month with an episode on the totally fun ninja thriller, The Hunted, starring Christopher Lambert!

How wild is that hot tub scene? Should the contestants on Forged In Fire be drunk while they try and make their katanas? Would anyone wear the boxer shorts Lambert is sporting in this film? How bad ass is Sensei Takeda? And is that bullet train sequence one of the best action scenes of all time? PLUS: Is there any chance we?re seeing any ninja-related injuries on this season of The Pitt?

The Hunted stars Christopher Lambert, John Lone, Joan Chen, Yoshio Harada, Yôko Shimada, Mari Natsuki, Tak Kubota, Toshishiro Obata, Seth Sakai, James Saito, and Masumi ?Detective Cheeseburger? Okada; directed by J.F. Lawton.

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?He is opening up this world to way more possibilities...? - Andrew on Danny Boyle

On the second installment of our contemporary horror film chat show, Scaredy Cats, we?re talking about last year?s legacy sequel that brought a beloved franchise back from the dead, 28 Years Later!

How incredible of a return is this for Mr. Danny Boyle?! Has Aaron Taylor-Johnson been better in a movie? Did this movie have the best trailer of the last quarter century? When was the last time a horror film had such a fantastically successful dramatic arc? Could anyone but Ralph Fiennes have pulled off Dr. Kelson? And how old is too old to be buying Power Ranger toys? PLUS: Just a note, we taped this show before The Bone Temple came out, so keep that in mind as we spend this episode wondering what might come of that movie! 

And remember, look for the poll for the next Scaredy Cats selection in the coming days so you can vote on the next film we cover on the show! 

28 Years Later stars Alfie Williams, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Jodie Comer, Chi Lewis-Parry, Jack O?Connell, and Ralph Fiennes as Dr. Kelson; directed by Danny Boyle.

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?He is such a dirty slut in this movie!? - Eric on Dave Franco?s character

On this week?s episode, our month of episodes featuring convos about movies we watched in 2025 concludes with a total banger chat about the romantic drama, Regretting You! Are these the horniest bereaved characters in a major studio production? If your hometown has a local rodeo, does the town charter stipulate you have to get married immediately out of high school? Does Dave Franco really look ?mysterious? wearing glasses or is this character just a serial killer? Does Scott Eastwood play a believable party animal? How much money did AMC Theatres have invested in this thing? And we all need to do better by Clancy Brown! PLUS: The Great Pop-Tart Rant of 2026!

Regretting You stars Allison Williams, Mckenna Grace, Dave Franco, Mason Thames, Willa Fitzgerald, Scott Eastwood, Sam Morelos, Ethan Costanilla, and Clancy Brown as Gramps; directed by Josh Boone.

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?It?s all melted together into one chocolate bar of horrible?? - Chris on the Jurassic World sequels

On this week?s episode, the gang?s heading down to the equator to take a dangerous boat ride with Scarlett Johansson and Mahershala Ali in the latest dino-centric sequel, Jurassic World: Rebirth! Is this the most half-baked movie of last year? Why couldn?t ScarJo be a grown up version of Clone Girl from Fallen Kingdom? Why are we so obsessed with referencing the first movie? Why is the story engine just a lame video game plot? Did they have any idea what to do with this mutated dinosaur idea? And were they kidding with that Snickers product placement? PLUS: The Skeleton League touches down on the island to collect Dino-skeletons. 

Jurassic World: Rebirth stars Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, Jonathan Bailey, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Luna Blaise, David Iacono, Audrina Miranda, Philippine Velge, Bechir Sylvain, Ed Skrein, and Rupert Friend as Martin Krebs; directed by Gareth Edwards.

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?I?ve seen this six times?? - Andrew 

On this month?s We ?? Movies episode, we?re chatting about Paul Thomas Anderson?s latest cinematic achievement, One Battle After Another! How absolutely fantastic is Teyana Taylor in this movie? Can we confirm that audiences love it when Leo plays low-status guys? What a year for the legendary Jim Downey, huh? Has there been a better Steely Dan needle drop? And could Sean Penn take his fake nose from this movie and use it to star in a Jimmy Durante biopic? PLUS: Coming next summer, Paul Thomas Anderson?s American Pie featuring the Seann William Scott as Steve Lockjaw! 

One Battle After Another stars Teyana Taylor, Chase Infinity, Leonardo DiCaprio, Regina Hall, Wood Harris, Alana Haim, Shayna McHayle, Paul Grimstad, Dijon Duenas, Brooklyn Demme, Sean Penn, Eric Schweig, Tony Goldwyn, James Downey, John Hoogenakker, Kevin Tighe, James Raterman, April Grace, and Benicio Del Toro as Sensei Sergio St. Carlos; directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.

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?I love the music though?? - Eric

On this week?s episode, we?re chatting about the sequel nobody had a hankering for, Tron: Ares! Why do we keep giving Jared Leto chances? Couldn?t they have gone a few more rounds with that script? Why on Earth did we need that ghostly cameo? Is it worth watching these movies sober? Can an amazing soundtrack carry a film all on its own? And how do you not get Bruce Boxleitner a check for this somehow? PLUS: Josh Gad playing the Grid?s seedy porn program guy? Why not?  

Tron: Ares stars Jared Leto, Greta Lee, Evan Peters, Jodie Turner-Smith, Gillian Anderson, Hasan Minhaj, Arturo Castro, Cameron Monaghan, Sarah Desjardins, and Jeff Bridges as Ghost Flynn or something; directed by Joachim Rønning.

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?These movies are not made for audiences.? - Steve, on DTS titles like this

On our first episode of 2026 we?re chatting about the direct-to-streaming, holiday-set sequel, The Family Plan 2! Why can?t Wahlberg be icing dudes in this movie? Beyond that great Michael Bay doc that hasn?t come out yet, are we still doing parkour in movies? Should Mark just start doing PVOD Secret Movies? How much of a boost does the on-location shooting give you? Does Kit Harington?s character have an actual plan beyond the vague ?power? dream? Why are we cramming Christmas into this film? And doesn?t Michelle Monaghan deserve better than this? PLUS: The Transformers get down with some parkour too!

The Family Plan 2 stars Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Reda Elazouar, Sidse Babett Knudsen, Sanjeev Baskar, and Kit Harington as Finn Clarke; directed by Simon Cellan Jones.

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?All I can think of, is this movie doesn?t know what it?s doing?? - Eric

On our final episode of the year, we?re joining Jamie Lee Curtis and David Copperfield aboard the? Terror Train! Is this one of the better New Year?s Eve-set horror movies or? not so much? How incredible is Jamie Lee, even in this level of horror dreck? Is Hart Bochner?s character diddling dead bodies? Is renting a party train a feasible means of entertainment these days? And why are they dressed up for Halloween on New Year?s Eve? PLUS: Way, way too much close-up magic here, folks! 

Terror Train stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Ben Johnson, Hart Bochner, Derek McKinnon, Sandee Currie, Timothy Webber, Anthony Sherwood, Vanity, Joy Boushel, and David Copperfield as The Magician; directed by Roger Spottiswoode.

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?The Grinch has a FUPA!? - Andrew

On this holiday unlock episode from seven Christmases ago, the gang travels to Whoville to chat about the outrageous live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Get in the holiday spirit as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing, like shove stuff up his ass, swear in front of children, murder a yodeler, and motorboat a random woman he went to high school with! PLUS: Donald Sutherland starring as the Grinch in the 1970s? Sign us up! 

How the Grinch Stole Christmas stars Jim Carrey, Taylor Momsen, Christine Baranski, Bill Irwin, Molly Shannon, Kelly the Dog, and Clint Howard; directed by Ron Howard.

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On the final On-Screen Live of 2025, we reviewed Rian Johnson's new Knives Out entry, Wake Up Dead Man, reacted to the teaser for the new Street Fighter flick, and even gave some capsule reviews of a few holiday films you may (or may not!) want to take in during this festive season, both from the Hallmark Channel and Netflix! We also announced the titles for the first three shows of our 2026 tour and even played a surprise round of the VHS Trailer Game!

On-Screen Live will return in 2026...

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?It?s always a weird drifter with a dubious backstory? - Eric on mall Santas

On this week?s episode, we finally welcome film critic/author/podcaster/great dude, Alonso Duralde on the show to chat about the totally outrageous Christmas horror schlocker, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker! How hilarious is this face-hugger Santa toy in the cold open? Was that really the best name Mickey Rooney?s character could?ve gone with for his toy store? How hilarious is it that this robot actually has a bump? Is this lady too casual about her husband dying in a horrific household freak accident? And was that Clint Howard we spied back there? PLUS: What do you call a bunch of fans of the classic literary character, Geppetto? We break it down. 

Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker stars William Thorne, Jane Higginson, Van Quattro, Tracy Fraim, Neith Hunter, Conan Yuzna, Brian Bremer, Clint Howard, and Mickey Rooney as Joe Petto; directed by Martin Kitrosser.

Also, be sure to pick up the updated & expanded edition of Alonso?s kick-ass book, ?Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas,? which is a totally essential guide for your holiday viewing and is guaranteed to make a killer stocking stuffer for the cinephile in your life. Click through here to pick it up on Bookshop!

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?There?s a decent setup for a [Michael] Haneke movie here?? - Chris

On this week?s episode, the holiday fun continues with a wild conversation all about Krampus! Was the K-man one of the OG internet creepy pastas? Couldn?t this film have a bit more teeth and not have been so beholden to nailing a PG-13? How many beloved Christmas movies is this movie being at once? Well done with the casting here, this flick is stacked with fantastic comedic actors which is a bonus. But, what?s the deal with the gingerbread men having more screen time than Krampus? And what?s with that Twilight Zone ending? PLUS: Cookie Puss holiday desserts for all!

Krampus stars Adam Scott, Toni Colette, Allison Tolman, David Koechner, Emjay Anthony, Stefania LaVie Owen, Krista Stadler, and Conchata Ferrell as Aunt Dorothy; directed by Michael Dougherty.

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?They are like R2-D2, they?re sticking it anywhere that?s open!? - Steve, on all the Na?vi tail play

On this month?s patrons-only We ?? Movies episode, we?re heading back to beautiful Pandora to check in on Jake Sully and his ever-growing brood in Avatar: The Way of Water! How absolutely gorgeous is this movie? Can we can it with the ?Family Language Track? offerings, Disney? How hilarious is it when Quaritch finds his old skeleton? Has anyone ever done it better than Sigourney? And can someone please give that Spider a haircut?looking like Jack Black in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is? not fantastic. PLUS: Look out for the cool Na?vi in part four?The Mud Goblins!

Avatar: The Way of Water stars Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldaña, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Kate Winslet, Cliff Curtis, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Edie Falco, Brendan Cowell, Jemaine Clement, Jamie Flatters, Britain Dalton, Trinity Jo-Li Bliss, Bailey Bass, Filip Geljo, Giovanni Ribisi, Dileep Rao, and Jack Champion as Spider; directed by James Cameron.

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?I had people in my life telling me this was a funny movie?? - Steve

On this week?s show, we?re getting into our month of holiday programming with a chat about the totally dated Christmas comedy, Just Friends! How annoying is it that this movie barely cares about being set at Christmas? Why couldn?t we get just a little more for the incredible Julie Hagerty to do in the movie? How abhorrent is the entire idea of the ?Friend Zone? in the first place? Is this one of the biggest public humiliations at a movie?s house party? And why is Ryan Reynolds doing a Cartman voice when he?s in that abysmal fat suit the production borrowed from the Friends archive? PLUS: A Jared from Subway reference in this film that Chris accurately describes as ?completely destabilizing?!

Just Friends stars Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart, Anna Paris, Chris Klein, Christopher Rodriguez Marquette, Fred Ewanuick, Amy Matysio, and Julie Hagerty as Carol Brander; directed by Roger Kumble.

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?He looks like he?s about to go on tour with Waylon Jennings? - Chris on Kurt?s mustache

On this week?s episode, We ?? Movies Month comes to an end as we welcome back our bud, Jamelle Bouie to chat about the stacked-cast Western, Tombstone! How incredible is the casting job here? Would this thing work without the majesty of Kurt Russell? Was Sam Elliot the only one who already had a mustache going into this production? And, hot damn, do we miss Bill Paxton. PLUS: Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp play Guess Who together!

Tombstone stars Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Powers Boothe, Michael Biehn, Charlton Heston, Jason Priestley, Jon Tenney, Stephen Lang, Thomas Haden Church, Dana Delany, Paula Malcolmson, Lisa Collins, Dana Wheeler-Nicholson, Joanna Pacula, Michael Rooker, Harry Carey Jr., Billy Bob Thornton, Paul Ben-Victor, John Philbin, Robert John Burke, Billy Zane, Wyatt Earp, John Corbett, Peter Sherayko, Buck Taylor, Terry O?Quinn, Frank Stallone, and Robert Mitchum as The Narrator; directed by George P. Cosmatos.

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This is an extended preview of our Nexus episode covering Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon today! Instantly unlock over 100 other episodes of our Star Trek recap show!

We're getting into We ?? Movies Month here on The Nexus as well, that's right, it's time for us to (finally) take a look at the masterful Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country!

When you really get down to it, putting the legendary villain of Khan aside, there's a real argument to be made that THISis the best of all Star Trek films. How incredible is this cold open with Captain Sulu? Did they drop the storyline of Scotty and Uhura sleeping together from the last movie? How great is it seeing Shatner fight himself in the prison break scene? Did Christopher Plummer's character ever read anyone other than Shakespeare? And we can all agree that the signatures at the end are great? PLUS: A history of the importance of various Dee Vee Dee extras! 

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country stars William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei, Kim Cattrall, Mark Lenard, Grace Lee Whitney, Bock Peters, Kurtwood Smith, David Warner, Christopher Plummer, and Michael Dorn as Colonel Worf; directed by Nicholas Meyer.

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Recorded 19 July, 2025 for The Oxford Comedy Festival - Oxford, England

"Everyone here is aware that he's just gonna read from a book about a Star Wars character?" - Steve

On our first ever LIVE Gleep Glossary, the Cerveza Crystal is flowing (not really, unfortunately) as the guys go all the way with Darth Vader, learning almost everything about his long, and rich life. But even after all that, can you ever really know someone like Darth? The gang did their best, playing to a sold-out crowd in England, to try and find out. PLUS: That little kid in the Kenner toy commercial got his ass kicked, right? 

We're releasing this HUGE Gleep Glossary episode over here on the free feed as well to give folks a taste of our Star Wars sideshow that they may not have yet checked out! There are currently over 80 other Gleep Glossary chapters available on our Patreon right now for you to enjoy! So click through and sign up today!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the history and legacy of Star Wars characters, most of whom we've been told don't matter anymore! It releases once a month on their Patreon.

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On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the very popular new franchise entry, Predator: Badlands; checking in on Tim Robinson's hilarious new Max series, The Chair Company; reacting to the trailers for the new SS Rajamouli film, Varanasi, and the next ?holiday weirdos? documentary, The Merchants of Joy; and we?re also going over the weekend box office and skimming the trades for some Entertainment Newz.

On-Screen live will return in December!

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Recorded 19 July, 2025 for The Oxford Comedy Festival - Oxford, England

?If you?re going to meet Lucifer, you should clean up a little bit?? - Chris on Uncle Frank

On this week?s episode, it?s our outrageous show from the U.K. where, on night two of our residency, we performed this wild We ?? Movies set on the fantastic horror classic, Hellraiser! How great are all these practical effects? Who in their right mind would move into this house in the state it?s in when they arrive? How awkward is this horrendous dinner party? Why were they dubbing all these English actors, pretending this film was supposed to take place in America? And this guy is cinema?s worst Uncle Frank, right? PLUS: Be sure to tune into the latest cooking show sensation, Gordon Ramsay?s Chicken Nightmares! 

Hellraiser stars Andrew Robinson, Clare Higgins, Ashley Laurence, Sean Chapman, Oliver Smith, Frank Baker, Robert Hines, Nicholas Vince, Simon Bamford, Grace Kirby, and Doug Bradley as Pinhead; directed by Clive Barker. 

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?It?s like the Empire Strikes Back of Batman films?? - Andrew 

On this week?s massive episode, we?re finally talking about one of the biggest blockbusters of all time, The Dark Knight! How amazing was Heath in this? Could these fake Batman losers find some? employment in 2025? Would a drug dealer slinging Scarecrow?s Fear Toxin actually have repeat customers? Does the CGI on Two-Face hold up? How awesome is all the vehicular carnage in this movie? And who among hasn?t wanted to WHOOP in the theater watching the semi-truck scene? PLUS: The Nolan Brothers hit up White Castle! 

The Dark Knight stars Christian Bale, Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine, Maggie Gyllengaal, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Monique Gabriela Curnen, Ron Dean, Cillian Murphy, Chin Han, Nestor Carbonell, Eric Roberts, Ritchie Coster, Anthony Michael Hall, and Heath Ledger as the Joker; directed by Christopher Nolan. 

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This is an extended preview of this month's Patreon-exclusive WHM episode on The Book of Henry! To access the full episode, click through here and sign up for Patreon today!

?I hate how Henry talks to his mother, it sounds like he?s dating her? - Eric

On this patrons-only We Hate Movies episode, we?re finally discussing one of the most requested titles in show history, The Book of Henry! How terrible is this story trajectory? How obnoxious is the titular Henry? Why was this the only way forward this supposed kid genius could think up to solve this problem with the neighbors? How depressingly wasted is Dean Norris in this movie? Does Sarah Silverman?s character have a thing for the kid? And why did they even bother having this Lee Pace doctor character come back into the movie? PLUS: How about we start auditioning a little more thoroughly for these school talent shows, huh?

The Book of Henry stars Naomi Watts, Jaeden Martell, Jacob Tremblay, Dean Norris, Lee Pace, Maddie Ziegler, Tonya Pinkins, Bobby Moynihan, and Sarah Silverman as Sheila; directed by Colin Trevorrow.

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Originally live-streamed Monday, November 3, 2025

On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the new one from Yorgos Lanthimos, Bugonia, starring Emma Stone, Jesse Plemons, Aiden Delbi, and Stavvy Baby! We're also checking in on that handful of dead meat children on IT: Welcome to Derry and giving our thoughts on the first two episodes. And, we'll go over the weekend box office, break down some industry news, unearth a Dave Bautista Secret Movie??, and check out a couple trailers! PLUS: A lengthy discussion about Steve's Halloween costume!

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?It looks amazing.? - Eric on the production design

On this week?s episode, we?re kicking off We ?? Movies Month with a ridiculously silly discussion about Alfred Hitchcock?s masterful peeping tom thriller, Rear Window! How gorgeous and meticulous is this set design? How hilarious is Raymond Burr?s dye job? How on earth is L.B. Jefferies ignoring Lisa?s advances this much, murderous neighbor or no? And where in New York can we get this Lobster Thermidor dish for crying out loud? PLUS: Coming soon to Peacock, the new Hitchcock Universe mash-up show, Hitchrock!

Rear Window stars James Stewart, Grace Kelly, Wendell Corey, Thelma Ritter, Judith Evelyn, Ross Bagdasarian, Georgine Darcy, Sara Berner, Frank Cady, Jesslyn Fax, Rand Harper, Irene Winston, Havis Davenport, and Raymond Burr as Lars Thorwald; directed by Alfred Hitchcock.

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On the maiden voyage of our new horror movie show, Scaredy Cats, we?re chatting about the total ass-kicker of a horror good time, Barbarian! How quickly would any one of us drive across town lines to find the next available Hampton Inn instead of staying in this AirBnb? How genius is the casting of creepy, old Bill Skarsgård in this role? Is there anyone out there who can do dangerously eerie better than Richard Brake? And how rad is this twist, folks? PLUS: Frank Underwood teams up with The Mother to tape a holiday video greeting!

Barbarian stars Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgård, Justin Long, Richard Brake, Jaymes Butler, Kurt Braunohler, and Matthew Patrick Davis as The Mother; directed by Zach Cregger.

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?The flute makes it good? - Chris, on the music the actors perform

On this week?s episode, the 2025 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as we invite our buds, Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse from Dead Meat, to chat about the 2000, direct-to-video, horror sequel, Leprechaun in the Hood! How hilarious are the first five minutes of this movie? Why didn?t the filmmakers realize they needed to have Ice-T in every scene? Why don?t these guys just high-tail it to Vegas immediately after shooting Mack Daddy? How hard was it for this production to make the film feature length? And who among us wouldn?t want to hit a spliff with the Leprechaun? PLUS: How are we not disposing of the Leprechaun like we did Osama bin Laden? 

Leprechaun in the Hood stars Warick Davis, Anthony Montgomery, Rashaan Nall, Red Grant, Dan Martin, Lobo Sebastian, Ivory Ocean, Jack Ong, Bebe Drake, and the legendary Ice-T as Mack Daddy; directed by Rob Spera. 

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?It?s kind of a ghost-Jurassic Park opening!? - Steve

On this week?s episode, our 2025 Halloween Spooktacular continues as we dive into some early-aughts horror while chatting about the 2001 remake, Thir13en Ghosts! First off, how incredibly stupid is this official title? Why did they need to give those ghosts dumb ghost names? What kind of sick person would actually be excited to live in a house like this? And why did the producers think EXTREEEEEME William Castle remakes were a good idea? PLUS: If you used ghost magic to psychically absorb the entirety of IMDb, would the website?s shoddy functionality make you implode?

Thir13en Ghosts stars Tony Shalhoub, Embeth Davidtz, Matthew Lillard, Shannon Elizabeth, Alec Roberts, JR Bourne, F. Murray Abraham, and Rah Digga as Maggie; directed by Steve Beck.

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?It?s a white-trash version of one of your favorite horror movies? - Andrew

On this week?s episode, our Halloween horror movie marathon is just getting started as we chat about the 2007 Rob Zombie remake, Halloween! Why are we taking an hour to get adult Michael back to Haddonfield? How great is younger Loomis?s hair? Couldn?t we have gotten a bit more Brad Dourif peppered throughout the picture? Is the sequel to this an ?I Got It, By The Way? situation? And does this movie smell like pee? PLUS: Stay tuned for Rob Zombie?s Uncle Buck, with John Candy as The Shape!

Halloween stars Malcolm McDowell, Sheri Moon Zombie, William Forsythe, Scout Taylor-Compton, Brad Dourif, Danielle Harris, Hanna Hall, Bill Moseley, Daeg French, Kristina Klebe, Danny Trejo, Ken Foree, Udo Kier, Sig Haig, Daniel Roebuck, Clint Howard, and Tyler Mane as Michael Myers; directed by Rob Zombie.

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Originally live-streamed Monday, October 6, 2025

On this week's On-Screen Live, the gang is on-hand to sift through some entertainment news items, analyze the tepid weekend box office numbers, and dig up another gem of a Secret Movie??, however the biggest goal of this week's show was to chat a blue streak about Paul Thomas Andersons's One Battle After Another, which takes up the majority of the episode. No spoilers are dropped, so feel free to listen without having seen it yet!

Steve also gives his thoughts on The Smashing Machine, while Andrew and Chris heap loads of praise on the new Jim Jarmusch film, Father Mother Sister Brother, dropping later this year.

Be sure to check out the new Craven Tier on our Patreon! This all-new, video-centric tier grants you access to all the audio shows we put out each month, as well as two new shows, WHM After Dark, a monthly, AMA-style chat show where we answer questions from Patreon supporters, and Scaredy Cats, a quarterly show where we break down a more contemporary horror film. October's After Dark airs Tuesday, October 21 at 8pm/et and the first Scaredy Cats episode, covering Barbarian, will drop on October 29th!

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?Wearing a Yankees cap in a Stephen King story, you know this kid?s toast!? - Steve

On this week?s episode, we?re kicking off our 2025 Halloween season with a wild episode discussing the Stephen King adaptation, Needful Things! How amazing is J.T. Walsh in this film? Would you buy something from this old shopkeep? Does Ed Harris defeat the Devil just by yelling? How is that kid hucking apples through a microwave door? And, now THAT is how you blow something up in a movie, folks! PLUS: Turns out Leland Gaunt loves the Spice Girls!

Needful Things stars Max von Sydow, Ed Harris, Bonnie Bedelia, Amanda Plummer, Ray McKinnon, Duncan Fraser, Valri Bromfield, Shane Thomas Meier, Don S. Davis, and the late, great J.T. Walsh as Dan Keeton; directed by Fraser C. Heston.

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?Everyone?s sweating like pigs and you can feel it? - Steve

On this month?s terrifying We ?? Movies episode, we?re goofing on, and gushing over one of the all-time greats, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)! How incredible is the John Larroquette scroll narration? How much of this film?s soundtrack is taken up by people screaming? How horrific is that first hammer hit and the follow-up leg twitch? And that van had to smell atrocious, right? PLUS: Rolling out from Marvel Comics next year: LeatherForce, featuring Wolverine! 

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre stars Marilyn Burns, Allen Danziger, Paul A. Partain, William Vail, Teri McMinnville, Edwin Neal, Jim Siedow, John Dugan, and Gunnar Hansen as Leatherface; directed by the late, great Tobe Hooper.

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Originally live-streamed Monday, September 29, 2025

On this On-Screen Live special, Andrew, Chris & Eric are reporting back from their time spent at the 63rd New York Film Festival! They're sharing their thoughts on some of the films coming down the pike for the end of the year/early next, including new ones from: Kelly Reichardt (The Mastermind, starring Josh O'Connor, Alana Haim, John Magaro, Bill Camp, Gabby Hoffman & Amanda Plummer), Kent Jones (Late Fame, starring Willem Dafoe and Greta Lee), Noah Baumbach (Jay Kelly, starring George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Laura Dern, Billy Crudup, Riley Keough, Patrick Wilson, Stacy Keach, Jim Broadbent and Alba Rohrwacher), Luca Guadagnino (After the Hunt, starring Julia Roberts, Ayo Edebiri, Andrew Garfield, Michael Stuhlbarg & Chloë Sevigny) & more!

On-Screen Live will return Monday, October 6th with our thoughts on One Battle After Another and more!

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?Bury me at Flynn?s Arcade? - Steve

On this week?s show, we?re finally talking about the landmark special effects movie/ride, Tron! This is the film where a computer programmer, played by the handsome as all get-out Jeff Bridges, gets pulled into his own computer system and has to battle for the freedom of? accounting software? How incredible are the cinematic vibes here? Is it any surprise Bridges needed the codpiece adjusted? How many Star Wars references can you find here? And thank The User we didn?t have to deal with an over-explanatory opening scroll or narration, get that outta here and let us use our brains! PLUS: Never ride in a helicopter with a cast member from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze! 

Tron stars Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner, Cindy Morgan, Barnard Hughes, Dan Shor, and the late, great David Warner as Dillinger/Sark/Master Control Program; directed by Steven Lisberger.

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?Adrian Brody is too good of an actor to be in a B-movie like this.? - Andrew

On this week?s episode, we?re chatting about the outrageously late sequel, Predators! This is the one where a bunch of strangers get dropped into a Predators? hunting arena planet and have to survive being hunted by our beloved, be-dreadlocked alien warriors! But, why can?t we get subtitles on these guys so we can see some Predator conversations? Why does the movie lose interest in its pretty cool original premise? Why is there an 11th hour serial killer reveal? And how do you put the great Laurence Fishburne in a two-second role like this? PLUS: Coming this fall to NBC, Predator: Cheers!

Predators stars Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins, Oleg Taktarov, Danny Trejo, Louis Ozawa, Mahershala Ali, and Laurence Fishburne as Ronald Noland; directed by Nimród Antal.

Be sure to pick up our digital show on Terminator: Dark Fate, available now in our Patreon shop!

Don?t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we?re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It?s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now!

Throughout 2025, we?ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause!

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Our On-Screen Live coverage of the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival has Andrew, Eric & Chris breaking down new films from Gus Van Sant (Dead Man's Wire), Paul Greengrass (The Lost Bus), Alex Winter (Adulthood), James Vanderbilt (Nuremberg), Park Chan-wook (No Other Choice), Ben Wheatley (Normal), Benny Safdie (The Smashing Machine) & more!

We're talking about some of the films that just might be gracing people's year-end lists in a few months, but we're also talking about performances that could be bound for Hollywood's Biggest Night, includes turns from Russell Crowe (Nuremberg) and Dwayne Johnson (The Smashing Machine)?no, really!

On-Screen Live will return Monday, September 29th with our coverage of this year's New York Film Festival!

Be sure to pick up our digital show on Terminator: Dark Fate, available now in our Patreon shop!

Don?t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we?re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It?s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now!

Throughout 2025, we?ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause!

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?There?s so much door play in this movie!? - Chris

On this week?s episode, we?re dipping into horror territory to revisit the film that got the haunted ball rolling, The Conjuring! Before all the nuns and eerie doll spin-offs, Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga hit the screen with this solid entry in the possession genre that features a fun amount of hair dye, cool sideburns, Lili Taylor being thrown around a basement by a ghost, a killer title scroll, one too many jump scares, a reference to The Changeling, and much more! PLUS: We gotta start hiring dogs to sniff out ghosts before purchasing real estate! 

The Conjuring stars Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Lili Taylor, Ron Livingston, Joey King, Shanley Caswell, Mackenzie Foy, Kyla Deaver, John Brotherton, Sterling Jerins, and Shannon Kook as Drew; directed by James Wan.

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?It weighs 250 pounds!? - Chris on Seagal?s huge jacket in this movie

On the season 16 premiere of We Hate Movies, we?re chatting about the outrageous Steven Seagal directorial debut, On Deadly Ground! Having first talked about this way back at our first ever live show taping, we?re getting our eyes on this one again in-studio over ten years later to ask the important questions like: How long did it take the costume department to craft Seagal?s huge fur snowsuit? Has Michael Caine ever looked more disgusting in a film? How satisfying is that Sven-Ole Thorsen torture job? And why in the world did they make us wait 70 minutes before giving us some sweet, sweet Billy Bob Thornton? PLUS: The VHS Trailer Game Cameo appearance to beat them all!

On Deadly Ground stars Steven Seagal, Joan Chen, John C. McGinley, R. Lee Ermey, Shari Shattuck, Billy Bob Thornton, Richard Hamilton, Mike Starr, Sven-Ole Thorsen, and Michael Caine as Michael Jennings; directed, sort of, by Steven Seagal.

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Don?t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we?re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It?s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now!

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?She comes out in a mech suit to fold the burritos?? - Eric on Ripley working at Chipotle

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On this month?s We ?? Movies, which also happens to be the season 16 premiere of the show, we?re chatting about one of the most requested titles in WLM history, James Cameron?s Aliens! Should Fox have let Cameron leave in that extra 20 minutes? Would this franchise have continued if Ripley were written out in the cold open of this movie? Has Lance Henriksen ever been better? And, hey, can we also volunteer to be cryogenically put to sleep for 57 years? PLUS: Congratulations to Jonesy, history?s oldest cat!

Aliens stars Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Henn, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, William Hope, Jenette Goldstein, Al Matthews, Mark Rolston, Ricco Ross, Colette Hiller, Daniel Kash, Cynthia Dale Scott, Tip Tipping, Trevor Steedman, and Paul Reiser as Burke; directed by James Cameron.

Be sure to pick up our digital show on Terminator: Dark Fate, available now in our Patreon shop!

Don?t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we?re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It?s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now!

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Originally Released October 3, 2019

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Odds are you have already heard this classic W??M on The Shining, however we did record a new intro for this one that contains some pretty exciting Patreon-related news! So be sure to check this out and have a great time revisiting a fan-fave WLM classic episode! And get ready, because WHM16 starts NEXT WEEK with a redux episode to beat the band! - Andrew]

?This is like taking out a nice bottle of wine?? - Steve on covering this film

On this month's Spooktacular episode of We ?? Movies, the gang is talking about one of the all-time greats: Stanley Kubrick's The Shining! Just look at how much of a jerk Jack is being during that job interview. How come Dick Hallorann can't do a better job covering up that "Doc" flub in the kitchen? And who in their right mind decided that this film deserved Razzie nominations? PLUS: Welcome to Shelley Duvall's Haunted House!

The Shining stars Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Scatman Crothers, Barry Nelson, Philip Stone, Joe Turkel, and Tony Burton; directed by Stanley Kubrick.

Don?t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we?re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It?s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now!

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Recorded December 4, 2024 at Laugh Boston - Boston, MA

?Could I get some ?directions? over here?? - Eric

On the final Summer Live episode this season, it?s our show from last year in Boston chatting about the rom-com classic, Pretty Woman! What kind of high society rich-guy party hires a close-up magic performer? Why did they write Julia?s character to act like a space alien? How about that McDLT commercial?! And did Garry Marshall push for Hector Elizondo to play E.T.? PLUS: The super-mega-sized finale of the VHS Trailer Game! 

Pretty Woman stars Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Jason Alexander, Ralph Bellamy, Laura San Giacomo, Alex Hyde-White, Amy Yasbeck, and Hector Elizondo as Barney Thompson; directed by Garry Marshall.

Don?t sleep on snagging your tickets to our 15th Anniversary show this December where we?re talking all things Arnold in Total Recall! It?s gonna be a gas and we wanna see you there! Click through for tickets now!

Throughout 2025, we?ll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy! Shirts? Phone cases? Canvas prints? We got all that and more! Check it out and kick in for a good cause!

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