Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cool Beans dislikes Beyonce; German researchers say that having an orgasm can clear a stuffy nose; Frank from Maine goes to the Hallmark store for Needohs; Locking up phones during concerts and shows; Woody Game Wednesday; Woody is a simp; AI company wants rules to block AI models from killing over fifty people; Star Wars takes over the Super Bowl; And more!

To Win This Game, It's Easier Than Going to Bed; Just Name This Famous Eddie or Ed!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s allergies; Series premiere of the Golden Life; What women want follow-up; Activities that test a relationship; Jay-Z may select himself as the Super Bowl halftime performer; HOA requests that residents do not give out full-size candy bars; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox’s thoughts on the movie, You Can See Everything; Jim Nance injures his hand during a football game; Man steals a live flamingo from a hotel in Las Vegas; Woody’s man-cation is happening this weekend; Sixty-nine year old woman could not get out of the bathroom during a flight; Daytime napping is linked to increase chance of getting dementia; What women really want from men; KFC is switching from Pepsi to Coke; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Fun With Football Audio; New movie releases; Elon Musk unveils a flying car; David’s Bridal releases a pet line; Chelsea’s son wants an inappropriate Halloween costume; Meta’s smart glasses accused of recording people without their knowledge; Apple foldable phone presales sold out; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Elgin Lumpkin’s birthday; New reality show called the Mob; Hilary Swank announces pregnancy at 52; Power grid emergency declared across thirteen states; What you can/cannot take on an airplane for Halloween; Hair banking; Travis Kelce’s investment in Six Flags; The biggest food trends of 2027; Couples are spending quality time together pole dancing; Leaf-raking injuries; Person buys live grenades at an estate sale; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: People are camping out for the opening of the new Wegman’s in North Carolina; Hackers take control of supermarket refrigerators in France; More information about coconut crabs; Woody Game Wednesday; Sick towel follow-up; More information about the individual who fell from the rollercoaster; Update of Woody’s neighbor with the dead deer in his yard; And more!

You Better Be Fast If You Use the Google; Who's This Famous Person Known for Being Frugal?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Professor faces five years in prison for urinating in various places; Man dies in rollercoaster accident at Six Flags Over Georgia; Smoking is the new lifestyle flex for AI researchers; Woman who was stood up by her date wants to be reimbursed by the dating app; Amelia Earhart may have been eaten by coconut crabs; Miami Vice 85 promo pictures; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Columbus Day confusion; Life 360 alerted Wilcox that his son was driving through a tornado; Sick towel; You are interrupting your dog’s sleep; Round toilet vs. elongated toilet; Shane Gillis on Saturday Night Live; Toby McGuire officiated his ex-wife’s wedding; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Dead deer follow-up; Fun With Football Audio; Sexually-transmitted diarrhea; Mama Celeste’s pizza is going away and Woody’s pizza story; New movie releases; Man who had a near-death experience says Jesus is full of testosterone; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Baby name trends; Plane diverted because two out six toilets were not working; Diddy release date pushed back because of contraband; A neighbor asked Woody what to do about a dead deer in his yard; Baltimore Orioles fired both mascots and the team photographer; Utah to allow AI to examine patients and subscribe medication; Men in Oregon suing state over circumcision; University of Nebraska is selling the urinal troughs from their football stadium; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox sees something he’s never seen before; Adults going to Chuck E. Cheese; Ted Lasso 4th season finale; Worst season finales; Woody Game Wednesday; Putting up Christmas decorations early/having Christmas decorations up all year; Woman arrested for stealing at the self-checkout at Target; And more!

Chelsea Usually Whoops Butt at This But Let's Keep It Friendly; Can You Tell Me This Famous Hank or Henry?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: National Taco Day; Jim Baker passed away; More hired/fired stories; Stub Hub caught charging different fees amounts for the same tickets; Eleven-year-old girl marries Benson Boone cutout at her birthday party; Chuck E. Cheese/Showbiz conventions; Halloween decorations; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Red head statistics; Tom Cruise’s new movie, Digger, failed at the box office; Scientists detected radio signals coming from another planet; Man fakes medical emergency to get out of paying bill at Red Lobster; BRAKES program praise; Portland Trailblazers announcer hired and fired on the same day for old tweets; San Francisco 49ers owner arrested in prostitution sting; Michael Douglas’ new book details affair with Kathleen Turner; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cause of botched execution could be red hair; Fun With Football Audio; More weird things said by medical professionals; What to watch this weekend; Candles, kids, and cats; Man finds $128,000 on top of an ATM; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: TSA agents are no longer allowed to sit while working; National Pumpkin Spice Day; Woman sues doctor for amputating the wrong leg; Doug Herbert and BRAKES; Death row inmate survives execution attempt in Tennessee; Inappropriate doctor comments; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Man caught speeding to get to McDonald’s before breakfast ended; Win a little free library from Pizza Hut; Man sentenced for sending fake ransom notes to the Guthrie family; Man rams his car into a locked grocery store to use the bathroom; Seattle Mariners manager had to announce his own firing; The worst Tom Cruise movie according to critics; Woody Game Wednesday; Movie news: Tom Cruise movie, Digger, is not being received well; new Linkin Park documentary; Roller coaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain finally shut down; New weight loss drug is being developed that will drop your body weight by 25%; And more!

They Climbed the Hollywood Ladder Rung by Rung; Do You Know This Celebrity Who's Fluent in Another Country's Tongue?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Spider-Man: A Brand New Day to be re-released similar to Avengers Endgame; National Coffee Day and Oprah at the Sphere; More movies and books that made you cry; Rod Stewart is retiring from touring; People are smoking to quit vaping; Divorce experts say men are weaponizing pooping; Billy Joel is auctioning off some of his motorcycle collection; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Isabella Santos Foundation 5k; Woody’s wife was upset because he showed up at her work in a tutu; Minnesota coach spreads player’s blood on his face; Chris Hansen speaks about the movie about him called Prime Time; Bill Gates says AI could kill one billion people; CEO says he does not know his own address or phone number; Ads on McDonald’s menu boards; 45% of people have not received election/political communications; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Which one is Woody and which one is Wilcox; Fun With Football Audio; Producer of the new Brad Pitt movie, Heart of the Beast, tweets that the dog does not die; New movie starring Jack Nicholson’s grandson; Cruise passenger had 37 drinks in a two-hour period; Upcoming changes at McDonalds; Chris Hansen does not approve of the movie about him; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Listeners think we are too hard on Chelsea; Woody’s daughter got a warning for smoking in her apartment; The full trailer for the Elizabeth Holmes documentary was released; More stories about things left behind on vacation; Woody Harrelson’s dad was an assassin; Six-year-old girl breaks the women’s world record in Rubik’s Cube solving; Car condoms and a roller coaster is causing brain damages; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Follow-up to the conversation about Chelsea’s luggage getting left behind; New documentaries about Norm McDonald and Martin Mull; Wonka’s the Golden Ticket premieres on Netflix; Woody’s gallbladder update; Woody Game Wednesday; New season of Survivor and the new coin flip twist;. Chelsea explains her anxiety; Cruise passengers return to find hundreds of spiders in their car; And more!

Celebrate Bruce By Knocking Back a Shot of Your Favorite Liquor; Who's This Other Famous Person With an Interesting Moniker?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Flights delayed because of a cut fiber optic cable; A medical professional was needed on Chelsea’s flight; Disembarking the plane from the back; Chelsea’s luggage was left at home by accident; Woody swallowed a bug while biking; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea's dog had diarrhea; The government will start using female crash test dummies; Bus driver arrested for turning up the heat on the bus to punish kids; Frank and Chelsea lose their keys; Poor driving in company vehicles; Teacher puts poop spray in AC unit; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cool Beans lost a toenail; Fun With Football Audio; Trending-when do we change the clocks; New season of Cold as Balls premieres on Netflix; Keeping your children’s teeth and other body parts; More expired products stories; National Cheeseburger Day and Wendy’s is bringing back the yellow packaging; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Nine-year-old child spends over $100,000 on Minecraft and Roblox; Weird reasons why a flight was delayed; FEZ line caller-man or woman; What to watch; The state where women think about taking their bra off the most; Orthosomnia-obsessing over perfect sleep scores; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Men are cutting their eye lashes to look more masculine; It’s 100 days until Christmas and Operation Santa starts today; Lebron James is commuting to Philadelphia from New York; Tom Cruise is everywhere promoting his new movie Digger; Woody Game Wednesday; And more!

Sure, They're Rich and Have Lots of Power; Who's This Famous Person That Traces Back to the Mayflower?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Tuna lawsuit payout; Emmy awards recap; Ordering things in the middle of the night; Spam phone calls/texts; People are upset that Chuck Norris was left out of the in-memory segment of the Emmys; Cruise passenger loses drink privileges and gets locked in her room; Layoffs at Uber corporate offices; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Diarrhea lettuce outbreak is over; Costco is rationing motor oil; Judge Judy is retiring; The highest grossing actor in box office history; Being “forced” to buy pictures; 1 in 3 people cut the mold off produce and eat it; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show, we honor the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center through your stories and phone calls.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cooler left in the mail room of the radio station; Apple presents new product; We are spending too much time in the shower; NASCAR swear job promotion; Rescues from missile silos will now cost $5,000; New reality show called Team Moms Baseball; O’Charley’s unexpectedly closed all locations; Wedding reception and conception at the O’Charleys; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s son’s Red Lobster birthday dinner; Apple’s foldable phone will cost less than expected; The word to use to get a quicker response from your doctor via the patient portal; Wilcox started watching the comedy show Party Down; Cage the Elephant will be the half-time entertainment at NFL game in Munich in November; Woody Game Wednesday; Chelsea’s catholic school days and Sister Clister; Paying bills in person to avoid fees; Phone scams; TSA may allow pre-check members bring water bottles through security; A sinkhole at Nicholas Cage’s house; And more!

Well, This Should Be Fun; Who Is This Celebrity Who Wanted to Be a Priest or a Nun?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: End of hot dog season; Secret documentary about Elizabeth Holmes; Carrie Underwood covers Limp Bizkit; Police officer screams when “dead” deer wakes up; You are now able to accompany someone to the gate even if you are not flying; Airport dating apps; Half of all owners feel guilty leaving their pets to go on vacation; Woody’s reimbursement checks were stolen; Disruptive passenger duct taped to seat; Giving lottery tickets as gift; And more!

Today on the Labor Day edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show: Jeopardy champion accused of secret peeping; Florida's denied vanity plates; Horse herpes; Jelly Roll is no longer colorblind; Bullied teen changes name; Sleeping with a nightlight; Big Mike tip misunderstanding; Google lawsuit; Dry begging; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Anniversary of learning that Woody does not own pants with elastic waists; Fun With Football Audio; Email from PETA; Shower cups; The best and worst fast food places based on order accuracy; New movie releases; Dyson’s $500 toothbrush; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox’s anniversary and dog’s tooth extraction; 4% of Americans thought Labor Day was not happening this year; Tiger Woods was sentenced yesterday for his drunk driving charge; Compensation for the new CEO of Apple; Judge Judy: Unfiltered and Unforgettable-a special to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Judge Judy; New movie starring Owen Wilson and Alan Ritchson called Runner; Mystery animal terrorizes New Hampshire; Peeing in a cup to take a pregnancy test; Wilcox’s poo knife; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More on Wilcox’s spider gap; Wheel of Fortune announcer suspended from job because of an incident on an airplane; Update from listener Caleb who is going through rehab; Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s dog makes its modeling debut; Dolly Parton’s open marriage; Upcoming streaming releases; Woody Game Wednesday; Cost of pet procedures; And more!

I Know You'll Do the Best That You Can; Who's This Famous Cat Lady or Cat Man?