Lynette and Stefanie both watched the Hulu doc, The Nightmare Upstairs and they feel they might be alone in their take. Also, school is winding down and there are mixed thoughts all around.


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What the title says!

Stef's friend Tamara Mello was on Drunk-ish breaking down the truth about AA and if you need it (she doesn't). 

Lynette goes to the Santa Anita Race Track and gambles on the ponies while Elby's in Vegas for a class trip. Plus, how much is too much when it comes to checking our kids' locations on Life 360 and much much more.


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Stef finds a new gyno but there are strings attached, she also serves on a jury and we discuss the Netflix doc Crash. 

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Yes, it's OG Stef guesting on Lynette's pod! 

Today we catch up with Natalia who's taken up a new scary hobby, we find out what Sadie has planned for the next year but most importantly we revisit the time Lynette dated Jerry Seinfeld!

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In today's episode we discuss the lastest in Baldoni vs Blake, some good show recommendations and Stefanie runs into a neighbor which sends her down a not so pleasant memory lane.

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Okay, Stef could actually get in trouble for this one so statazit! This was originally on Patreon and the name of the drama company is said multiple times BUT this time Stef is defending them so they probably can't get mad but the mom could. 

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It's our Tuesday show and we're talking about Mother's Day, Margot Robbie, Lynette's comedy show and prong collars pretty much in that order.

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Xander commits to a college plus we discuss Should I Marry a Murderer and have so many thoughts also, how many tardies is too many? We're asking for a friend.

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This was a Patreon from 2018 where Stef reads an email exchange from a psycho mom at her kids' elementary school. 

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Lynette scored tickets to something fun, Stef already went to see Queen Nation and has a pro-tip plus, Stef and Xander bond over Funny AF and much much more!

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You are about to hear more about our insides (especially Stef's) than you ever asked for but that's just the kind of podcast this is. Plus, we can't tell the white women apart on Temptation Island and much much more.

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This was a listener request and it's crazy that 2018 was 8 years ago! Jo Koy got into all the family stuff and Lynette and Stef related so hard!

In a packed episode we discuss more about Lynette's moving plans, Stefanie gets an unexpected text and a peek inside Stef's childhood diary.


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Lynette has become open to the idea of moving to Santa Clarita plus, Karen Read is back in the news and Lynette tries to convince Stefanie of her guilt. 

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2020

It's another great episode of Drunk-ish featuring Stef's neighbor and congressional hopeful, Josh Sautter. Josh was so honest about life in comedy, his dramatic alcoholic bottom and how he's doing now!

Today's episode starts with a warning tale about kids and drinking including a story that Stefanie has never told until now and then the epic story about Stef and Xander's trip to Union City for Speech & Debate!



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Lynette goes to see her Bruce Springsteen and Xander goes to admitted student day at Chapman plus, a documentary rec and a few podcasts that you may have forgotten about. Stef did, that's for sure.

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2020! We hate the park! Including Caelan!

Lynette and Stefanie talk about memories from childhood especially about food plus they go deep about their parents' mental illnesses and Stef reminds us of some family lore (as soon as she remembers it).

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This episode is packed with goodness! Lynette and Stef discuss Love on the Spectrum, Predator of Seville, Savannah Guthrie's return plus Stef has a classic story involving a run-in at the park. 

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6 years ago!

Easter has changed a bit but Lynette is still playing Easter Bunny like a champ. Also, Stef celebrates Jon's birthday 3 days late plus, Xander gets an in person tour of Chapman! Find out if he likes it!

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(Just FYI we are aware of the audio issue that plagued this week's shows. It is not your imagination. It was due to trying to fix the original audio issue we had with one of the mics. Next week it will sound totally fine).

Stef tries to do a good thing for a friend but it turns out to be kind of the worst thing. Plus, more about what Lynette's kids are doing after college, where Xander will probably end up and much more!

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From 2024 but already a classic!

It's the second part of the heartbreaking but ultimately uplifting episode with Kristi Tanner!

Lynette and Stef talk getting anxious about weird stuff as you get older plus they reminisce about how different they were before they had kids - when getting drunk and having a one-night stand was the epitome of a good time. 

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It's our Friday show and we have a lot we haven't told you since Tuesday! Lynette discusses her relationship with Aunt Wendy and why she hasn't talked to her brother Dean. Plus, she has a Natalia story! Stefanie has a Bob story! Could Lynette maybe be a cat person now? Did Xander get into UCLA? Find out!

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First Lynette and Stef deep dive into a crazy case of child abuse that was featured on 20/20 and try to figure out how these parents got together in the first place. After that they talk about getting busted falling asleep while watching TV.

This is from Nov 2022

This week I?m talking to Kristi Tanner, and wow, did we have one of those conversations where you start nodding so hard you practically sprain your neck. Kristi walks me through the long, messy road from party girl to mommy-wine survival mode to full-blown chaos, complete with blackouts, denial, rehab, hiding bottles, and trying to convince herself she just needed better ?rules.? We talk about how alcohol can make you feel connected right up until it blows your life apart, and how easy it is to confuse shame with proof that you?re just a bad person. 

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This week Lynette is in Florida visiting Aunt Wendy but we didn't let that stop us from bringing you a show where we talk about Lynette's trip to Florida, a movie Lynette recommends and what we think about Taylor Frankie Paul's Bachelorette season getting the axe. Plus so much more!

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Lynette recounds a funny Dateline episode, we discuss DTF St. Louis (sort of) and tell you about a Hulu doc about BFFs who murder their other BFF. 

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Lynette and Stef go deep about cosmetic enhancements plus so much more!

Lynette discusses her plans to move which leads us to talk about home ownership and then we have a deep discussion about all our favorite and...not favorite stages of parenting. Spoiler alert: We didn't love the baby stage. 

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Stefanie has a word for the GLP-1 haters plus Love Story, Murder in Glitterball City, Love is Blind and more.


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Stef is forced to sit through a middle school graduation ceremony where she knows next to NO ONE. Plus much much more!

Lynette is back. in studio to talk about everything that happened with sweet Phil plus, Stefanie and Xander hit their final Speech and Debate State Qualifier event and Stef goes to urgent care.



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Tamara is back to discuss how our childhoods affect our parenting, the need for therapy and how being successful as an actress doesn't solve problems like you'd think it would. Plus a little Love is Blind chat!

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From Jan 2023 - What did we get our kids for the holidays 3 years ago? Stef has an anxiety attack, we revisit an hilarious podcast clip and much much more!

Sara is a mom of twins and a long time FCOL listener. She has a podcast called No More Wasted Days. I loved this interview because she's funny, honest and talked about weed addiction which not a lot of people do! Give it a listen and then give her pod a listen!

Tamara Mello is in for Lynette and we get a little dirty, very fun, kinda deep. Plus, Bob goes to obedience class and it's not quite what we expected. Also the answer to "Where's Lynette."

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Yes these are first world problems but Lynette and Stef have a bone to pick with Ticketmaster plus, revisiting concerts from our youth and concerts we've taken the kids to and, well, NOT taken the kids to.

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All about Vegas, Baby! Plus, could Lynette still be stripper? From June 2021.

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Stef and Lynette talk Song Sung Blue, take a deep dive into Lucy Letby, plus Lynette recommends Predator and so much more!


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