Bloodline Banter

Never Trust A Fart

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where Landon and Riley once again prove that no topic is too dumb, too loud, or too uncomfortable to spiral into for 40 minutes straight.

In this episode, the cousins recount the high of hitting top 15 on the podcast charts (yes, above Khloé Kardashian), but their week wasn't all sunshine and rainbows though as the two trekked outside into Nashville's winter snow-pocolypse as self-proclaimed meteorologists. Thank God for this podcast.... they clearly needed a hobby.

From swamp ass debates to a Walmart security incident, this episode somehow manages to cover it all. Although, we can't promise you will walk away an academic or with a better understanding of the law. Speaking of which, the amount of Doritos in a standard bag is criminal. That we know for certain. Oh, and champagne tastes like static electricity.

Make sure you stick around for a deeply unqualified but wildly confident advice segment known as Cousin Counsel. Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel to [email protected]

If you?re here for structure, this ain?t it. If you?re here to laugh, feel slightly better about your own life choices, and hear two cousins say the things everyone else is thinking but won?t admit out loud, welcome to the family.

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Directed by: Erin Dugan

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2026-02-05
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From Basements to Broadway

Welcome to the very first episode of Bloodline Banter! Cousins Riley and Landon trade their Walmart lawn chairs for something slightly more ?aerodynamic?. From arguing over mint chocolate chip ice cream versus cottage cheese and mustard, to surviving culture shock after moving to Nashville, the two dive headfirst into the kind of everyday moments that somehow spiral into full-blown debates about Crocs, Broadway tourists, and why nobody actually knows how to put furniture together.

Things take a turn into family lore as they unpack life back home, grandparents discovering Facebook Reels, and the kind of small-town stories you can only tell when everyone knows everyone. Along the way, they relive an 18-day trip that includes cruise ship disasters, New York pizza, Hamptons confusion, and the now-infamous ?hord d?oeuvre? moment that will stick with you for a lifetime.

The boys also debut their new segment, Cousin Council, where Riley and Landon tackle anonymous confessions and questions from listeners, offering advice that?s equal parts unfiltered, supportive, and wildly unpredictable. It?s loud, it?s personal, and it sets the tone for exactly what Bloodline Banter is going to be. Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to [email protected].