We're Here to Help
Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected]. Watch We're Here to Help on Amazon Music.
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339: Group Text Hero & Collecting Panties (with William Jackson Harper)
The guys help a caller keep hot dogs away from the fire. Then, William Jackson Harper frames an aging neighbor's sexy panties. Plus, a romantic follow-up from Ep 299 "Steak and Scallops (with Charlie Hall)."
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338: Baked Good Robin Hood & Fight Falcon With Fire (with Joel McHale and Ravi Patel)
Jake and Gareth put a stop to a stream of unwanted packages. Then, Joel McHale and Ravi Patel are back to clean up the dead birds around the house. Plus, the epic finale to Ep 313 "This is Fish, This is Family, This is Wonderful."
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337: A Bit Of A Playboy & Chuck Norris Sits To Pee (with Utkarsh Ambudkar and Steve Berg)
The guys find "Gareth Reynolds" a pet sitter. Then, Utkarsh Ambudkar and Steve Berg get the boys to sit their asses down. Plus a follow-up from Ep 291 "Corn on the Cob-lem."
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336: Difficult Positions & Jazz Santa (with Andy Richter)
The guys discourage dad from napping in the extra bedroom. Then, Andy Richter gives Jazz Santa the platform he deserves. Plus, an update from Ep 246 "Great Guys."
Step into the magical world of ELF like never before with this captivating oral history, written by beloved comedian and actor Andy Richter, who watched the shenanigans unfold before his eyes on the set of this timeless holiday classic. Pre-order ELF UNWRAPPED: Behind the Scenes of a Christmas Classic out on November 3rd.
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CAT AND RAT: It's From A Movie & Snuggle Struggle
Cat Reitman and Gareth confront an unwanted skeleton arrangement. Then, they put a stop to all the snuggling. Plus, the update from a caller's romantic Italian vacation.
Nominate any call/caller/helper from Ep 226 - Ep 337 (Nov 2025-Oct 2026). Email [email protected] with the Category, the Episode name or number, and the caller’s name or call summary by midnight on October 30th. Voting for the nominees will start on November 2nd.
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335: Girls Play Soccer Too & Give Him The Rockadoodle (with William Jackson Harper)
Jake and Gareth help a soccer coach remember her players' names. Then, Guest Helper William Jackson Harper recovers barbershop back taxes. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 321 "Big and Small (with Zooey Deschanel)".
Nominate any call/caller/helper from Ep 226 - Ep 337 (Nov 2025-Oct 2026). Email [email protected] with the Category, the Episode name or number, and the caller’s name or call summary by midnight on October 30th. Voting for the nominees will start on November 2nd.
Helpies Categories:
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334: Gary vs. Gareth & Hey Dad, You Stink! (with Andy Richter)
Gareth and Jake save a middle school stapler. Then, Andy Richter stops by to freshen up a musty dad. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 323 "Kenny Z (with Rhett and Link)".
Step into the magical world of ELF like never before with this captivating oral history, written by beloved comedian and actor Andy Richter, who watched the shenanigans unfold before his eyes on the set of this timeless holiday classic. Pre-order ELF UNWRAPPED: Behind the Scenes of a Christmas Classic out on November 3rd.
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BONUS: The Mess Around | 615: Glue (w/ Jake Johnson)
After months and months of public feuding, it has finally come to this: Jake Johnson and Lamorne Morris sit down to address the state of their friendship. What really happened? Can they move forward? And is there any hope for the future? It's time for some real talk, face to face in a giant trailer with terrible wiffy.
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333: Fantasy After Football & The Electrician's New Clothes (with Joel McHale and Ravi Patel)
Jake and Gareth prepare for the holidays in a mixed household. Then, Joel McHale and Ravi Patel (Animal Control) inspire an electrician to add swag to his wardrobe. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 316 "Dick Tracy."
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332: Tooth-a-Thon & Vince, Whoa
Gareth and Jake distract a caller during a root canal. Then, they reimburse a thoughtful gift (this is only happening once).
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331: Holy Mouth & She’s A Rocket (with Dan Goor)
The guys are joined by Guest Helper Dan Goor, creator of Brooklyn 99. Together, they help a pastor replace two missing sheep. Then, a smokeshow causes trouble for an un-caged hog.
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330: Small Town, Big Dik & Grandpa No. 2
Jake and Gareth absolutely do NOT encourage a caller to commit vandalism. Then, they take things personally when a mom-to-be honors the wrong grandpa.
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329: RIP Back Pain & Ah-WOO-Gah (with Jane Levy)
Guest Helper Jane Levy (Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist) helps Jake and Gareth hide a sex dungeon. Then, the life of Arnold Schwarzenegger, as told by a juicebox.
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328: Judge Jenny & Pandora Hack
Gareth and Jake get involved when an Alabama church turns into Melrose Place. Then, they shuffle a dental office playlist. Plus, the final follow-up from Ep 233 Breaking and Entenmann's.
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327: Diarrhea Day Of & Cinnamon Toast Boner (with Maddie Mahoney)
Jake and Gareth are joined by Guest Helper Maddie Mahoney of Betches. Together, they get a new mom out of a hellish Friendsgiving. Then, they add a little crunch into TV time.
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326: Dumping Chocolates & Have It Your Way
The guys add a laugh track to a Portuguese dental office. Then, they call for Whopper to the floor. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 156 "50% Off When I Met Him."
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325: The Nanny & Ecksplosives On Board! (with Carrie Brownstein)
Carrie Brownstein, Sleater-Kinney and Portlandia, joins the guys. First they help a lap swimmer stay single. Then, they help a caller prevent cake annihilation.
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324: Out To Lunge & Cool Girl Cliff Jump
Jake and Gareth design a workout inspired by a customer service disaster. Then, they stop a speech pathologist from jumping off a cliff. Plus, Steve Berg at the Detroit airport and a follow-up from Ep 296 "Fully Soaked (with Brandon Flynn)."
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CAT AND RAT: Charcuterie, No Fish & Hortense Weaseldorf
Cat and Rat are Back! Cat Reitman and Gareth help plan a fish funeral. Then, they get all hot and bothered while doing community theatre.
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323: Pickles and Ranch & Kenny Z (with Rhett and Link)
Gareth and Jake are joined by guest helpers Rhett and Link, hosts of Good Mythical Morning. First, they stop a mom from dumping condiments on the curb. Then, they pick the real MacKenzie.
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322: Unicorns Drink Free & You're Running, Dude
The guys help a rural bar stand out among the competition. Then, they get a fast walker to cool his jets. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 297 "An Irish Poo-Dunnit (with Liz Meriwether)."
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321: Stubborn and Impulsive & Big and Small (with Zooey Deschanel)
Jake is joined by his New Girl costar Zooey Deschanel for this special episode. Together, they keep a caller's husband out of the ER. Then, they put hogs on Canadian TV.
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320: Mea Culpa Chalupa & Chest Spikes
Gareth and Jake bring a Taco Bell secret out into the open. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro puts an end to boob-focused hugs. Plus, a special gift from Rodney the Chimp.
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319: Beat The Wolf & Not A Clubhouse (with Fred Armisen)
Fred Armisen joins Jake and Gareth to help a German mother become more Greek. Then, a caller evens the scales with her too-generous neighbor.
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318: Meth Tower & Pits Balls Butt
Jake and Gareth solve a shiny mystery in the SoCal North County. Then, Cat Reitman helps Gareth write a new song for bath time. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 264 "Keeper of the Balls."
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317: An Irish Poo-Dunnit (with Liz Meriwether)
Liz Meriwether (Creator of New Girl, Furious) joins Jake and Gareth to address those New Girl reunion rumors. Plus, a caller asks: who used my parents' bidet?
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316: Dick Tracy & Snow Goose Affair
The guys put Mumbles on an About Me board. Then, they make a boat captain jealous. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 307 "Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr)."
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CAT AND RAT: Pleasure Center & Sleeping With A Nightmare
Gareth and Cat help a caller stop dreaming about a big celebrity. Then, they put a sleep moaner on the balcony.
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315: Who's This Animal & I Deny These Orders
Jake and Gareth toughen up a construction site safety coordinator. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro (13 Reasons Why) stops by to help an ex-marine stand up to his wife.
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314: Heavy Hand & Don't Push It
The guys put a QR code on a Nashville rooftop. Then, Gareth and Guest Helper Ryan Gaul keep a new lawnmower in mint condition. Plus a follow-up from Ep 279 "Rent-Free."
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313: This Is Fish, This Is Family, This Is Wonderful
Jake and Gareth brush up on Fish Law to settle an old score. Then, they turn a best boy into a best man.
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312: Listen To Your Body & Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The guys convince a caller that nothing is stranger than the truth. Then, they put a damper on squeaky sexy time. Plus, a follow up from Ep 300 "Gen-Italia."
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311: Too Ugly To Stuff & Your Car's A Toilet (with Gil Ozeri)
Gareth, Jake and Gil Ozeri make sense of the biggest penis they've ever seen. Then, they make an appeal to the crows.
You can follow Gil on IG @tallgilozeri and listen to his podcast Good Science @GoodSciencePod.
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310: Occasionally Fartzan & Ripoff Artist
Jake and Gareth help a caller fart in front of her husband. Then, they get a pro wrestling ref back in the ring. Plus, the unexpected to conclusion to Ep 229 "Muffin Beef."
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WEIRD Here To Help: Community Garden Drama & Clown Hotel
A caller seeks help to pacify unrest in her neighborhood garden. Later, a caller can't decide whether to take her niece to "the scariest motel in America," or find a less terrifying road trip option.
Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!
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309: Naked With A Gun & Tiny Tootsies (with Damon Wayans Jr., Jessy Hodges and Ryan Gaul)
The guys are joined by a crew of guest helpers for this special episode. First, Jake, Damon Wayans Jr and Jessy Hodges help a caller slide her ass to the backseat. Then, Gareth and Ryan Gaul help a big foot achieve legend status.
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308: Reverse Laundry Psychology & Funk In The Trunk
Gareth and Jake weigh in on a soggy laundry room situation. Then, they help a young caller clean her grandma's car. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 298 Sexy Baby (with Murray Bartlett).
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Monkey's A Pigeon & The Honorable Mayor of Brown Town (with Cat Reitman)
Cat and Rat are back! Cat Reitman and Gareth join forces to take some calls. First, they help a man whose wife wants to finger the cloaca. Then, they stop a dog walker from going streakin' in the upstairs toilet.
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307: Mandatory Suspenders & Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr.)
Jake and guest helper Damon Wayans Jr. help a funeral home director keep his pants on. Then, they give a crash course in jail culture.
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306: Ask Dragon Spirit & The No Pee Awards
The guys start a cult to annoy a caller's brother. Then, they punch up a road trip to Florida. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 254 "Risky Business."
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See If It Sticks & Sock On The Door (with Tatiana Maslany)
Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest.
Watch Jake and Tatiana in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed on Apple TV. Be sure to catch the season finale on July 15th.
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305: Raoul, Raoul and Raoul & Dr. Happy On The Inside (with David Wain)
The great David Wain joins the show to help a bug artist maintain her standards. Then, the guys brainstorm PG alternatives for a new dad's disgusting account names.
Check out “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” written and directed by David Wain, in theaters July 10th!
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304: Dolphin Tank & Miami Baby
Jake and Gareth get Coach out of a dolphin suit. Then, they break up with a pediatric dentist. Plus, a folow-up from Ep 260 "A Disgusting Session."
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WEIRD Here To Help: Cursed Baby Doll & Psychic Sons
Toronto Fringe Festival has a cursed baby doll on the loose, and our first caller knows exactly who to call for help! Later, a cool Dad hopes to tap into his two sons' telepathic communication abilities.
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303: You Got the Stink on You (with Lamorne Morris)
Lamorne Morris stops by the show to help the guys eliminate a nasty odor at church. Plus, an update from Ep 229 "Muffin Beef."
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302: Haunted Lacrosse House & Kissing Like Muppets
The guys spook a college lacrosse team by inventing a local legend. Then, they help a young caller have a difficult kissing conversation. Plus, a great success falls flat.
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Bonus: S1 Caller, Corrine Norris, Send Off & Re-Release
Jake and Gareth say farewell to Corrine Norris, a caller from Episode 15: Dougie McBuckets and Episode 84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile. Listen to a re-release of Corrine's calls after the intro.
Corrine Norris
August 20, 1995 - June 20, 2026
“Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.” - Emily Dickinson
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301: 300th Episode Special Pt 2: Scaling Mount Paulie and The Wheel of Strip
Jake and Gareth help a bartender discipline a flaky regular. Then, it's Part 2 of the Live 300th, featuring roof rats, strip tease roulette and the latest on the local neighborhood nudists.
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300: 300th Episode Special Pt 1: 7x A Day and Gen-Italia
Happy 300 episodes of We're Here to Help! In Part One of this two-parter, we've got an unexpected update from a man who loves his wife, a pasta-themed memorial tattoo and a rapid-fire round. Plus, the latest on a kidney for the popcorn king.
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WEIRD Here To Help: A Thin Veil & Her Cat Familiar
A caller with a history of paranormal encounters receives an urgent message from a loved one in a dream. Later, magical cats are at the center of a caller's dispute with her neighbors.
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