The squad tries to help a listener navigate the heavy "what-ifs" of sleeping through her father?s final phone call, leading to a raw and emotional breakdown of survivor's guilt and "Death Hospital" regrets. ?? Between the tears, the crew roasts Lil Wayne for ditching a concert due to "migraines" only to be caught partying on a boat and debates the Lakers' questionable new "Snow Time" era. ???

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:46) Chisme

(5:37) Rap Sheet

(9:16) Petty Police

(14:06) Scrolling

(17:06) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:10) Homie Helpline

(1:00:44) Ice Cube Tix

(1:02:49) Chisme

(1:06:14) Rap Sheet

(1:11:25) Explosive Diarrhea

(1:17:23) Studious Foo

(1:19:50) Play Ball

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We?re diving into the "health update" Lil Wayne gave fans after ditching his Maine show, only to be spotted at a celebrity white party?apparently, planes are triggers but boats are totally fine! ??? Petty Police investigates the "Drake Curse" hitting Ronaldo after he signed a jersey and started doing cringey "peek-a-boo" emotes right before Portugal got sent home. ??? The Homie Helpline reaches a deep level of raw emotion as listeners share stories of survivor's guilt from the battlefield and the haunting regret of sleeping through a best friend's final call for help. ??? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we are debating whether the West Coast?s new "melodic sound" is a creative breakthrough or just rappers using AI to hide their lack of range. ?? Finally, Play Ball breaks down the Lakers' transition into the "Snow Time" era and why Rui Hachimura chose the Clippers' "ugly little sister" vibes over a pay cut in purple and gold. ???

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Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:39) Petty Police

(8:27) Homie Helpline

(18:21) Rap Sheet

(23:32) Play Ball

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Things get absolutely explosive on Homie Helpline when "Chris" calls in to complain about her baby mama, only for her legal wife of 10 years, Carol, to call the station and expose Chris for cheating with a mistress! ?? We?re also breaking down the drama behind the Clockout app, which is reportedly rejecting CSUN grads to keep their community "selective" and elite. ?? Chisme with Angie investigates Jim Carrey?s return for a Grinch sequel and the literal CIA torture training he needed to survive the original costume. ?????? Over on Rap Sheet, Lil Wayne explains why he?s too competitive for a Verzuz unless it?s "Mixtape Wayne" vs. "Album Wayne." ?? Finally, we hit Studious Foo to see if Vic can actually win money by walking 10,000 steps or if he?s just going to strap his phone to his dog. ?????

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(00:00) Scrolling

(3:56) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(4:54) Homie Helpline

(20:10) Don't You Know I'm Local

(24:13) Chisme

(27:54) Rap Sheet

(32:09) Money Moves

(37:14) Studious Foo

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The squad navigates an explosive Homie Helpline where a listener's girlfriend "nuked" his entire high school group chat by air-dropping a "Most Valuable Belona" award show to all the other girlfriends. Between the relationship drama, we break down Lonzo Ball exposing his dad?s divorce lies and debate if LeBron James deserves a Laker statue now that he's officially leaving LA. ???

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(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:15) Chisme

(6:42) Petty Police

(12:29) Scrolling

(16:01) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:22) Homie Helpline

(35:13) Six Flags Tix!

(42:36) Letty's Abuelita

(49:59) Don't You Know I'm Local

(55:45) Chisme

(58:52) Studious Foo

(1:01:54) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Lonzo Ball calling out his dad, Lavar Ball, for lying to streamers about why his mom really "walked out" after 30 years! ?? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we have to discuss the "Batman and Catwoman" climbers who broke the law for an illegal Empire State Building proposal. ??? Things get toxic on the Homie Helpline when a "domestic terrorist" girlfriend nukes a 10-year group chat by exposing "Most Valuable Bellona" awards to every single wife. ?? We?re also roasting JLo for suggesting that heartbreaks deserve a "congratulations" party while she?s out here "learning lessons" at age 56. ?? Finally, we head to Mexico to see why their coach is being a total "fun sucker" about the viral ECC trend despite the legendary vibes in the stands. ???

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:28) Scrolling

(6:57) Homie Helpline

(18:06) Play Ball

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The squad attempts to help Susie navigate a heartbreaking Homie Helpline after her best friend of 10 years prioritized festival outfits and "eyelashes" over the death of Susie's mother. Between the drama, we break down Cardi B?s essential rules for bagging a "baddie" and reveal Vic's "spontaneous baller" strategy for a cheap, high-impact Disneyland date.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:22) Chisme

(5:41) Petty Police

(8:59) Scrolling

(11:23) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:41) Homie Helpline

(42:47) Scammers & Six Flags Giveaway!

(49:06) Rap Sheet

(53:30) Chisme

(56:36) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:00:06) Money Moves

(1:04:17) Play Ball

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We?re diving into Cardi B?s guide to securing a baddie, which apparently requires a fat bank account, a mysterious vibe, and being ready to throw hands! ?? The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Susie debates dropping her best friend of 10 years who ignored her mom?s passing to post about eyelashes and reels instead of offering support. Over at the Petty Police station, we?re investigating why Mexico fans turned Ecuador?s hotel into a 2:00 a.m. concert to sabotage their sleep before the big game. Don?t You Know I?m Local breaks down the new July 1st laws that finally allow cops to ticket self-driving cars, even if the driver is asleep in the back! ???? We also celebrate Mexico's "dangerous" defense in Shoot the Jay after they officially broke their Round of 16 curse. Finally, we?re prepping for the Fourth of July with the legendary $2.50 unlimited game deal at Dave & Busters. ??

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(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:12) Chisme

(4:31) Petty

(7:45) Homie Helpline

(23:02) Don't You Know I'm Local

(26:32) Play Ball

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The squad tries to save Omar?s 4th of July proposal from his "habitual ruiner" brother who is planning to hijack the family party with a surprise pregnancy reveal. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down the shocking news of LeBron James officially dumping the Lakers and why thieves are now risking jail time for $10,000 in Pokémon cards. ??

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(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:32) Chisme

(6:57) Rap Sheet

(9:51) Petty Police

(15:03) Scrolling

(18:58) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:26) Homie Helpline

(41:31) Six Flags Tix!

(51:17) Don't You Know I'm Local

(54:37) Chisme

(58:42) Rap Sheet

(1:01:38) Breaking News!

(1:08:04) Studious Foo

(1:10:47) Play Ball

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Omar hits up the Homie Helpline wondering if he should sabotage his brother's pregnancy reveal after the "habitual ruiner" tried to steal his 4th of July proposal spotlight. ?? The squad debates if family revenge is ever worth it while Don?t You Know I?m Local explores the wild fireworks and drone show spectacular hitting the LA Coliseum. ?? We also check in on the Walmart yodeling kid, Mason Ramsey, who says his 10-year-old self made some questionable career choices that left him traumatized. ?? Greg's embarrassing "Whittier Harlem Shake" YouTube past is officially unearthed, and we pay respects to the actress from The Ring following her tragic passing. ???

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:27) Scrolling

(7:20) Homie Helpline

(19:48) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The squad attempts to mediate a World Cup family feud after Janice promises her limited USA tickets to both her "forever pops" and her boyfriend of four years who don't get along. Between the soccer drama, the crew investigates why international tourists are hating on US tipping culture and roasts the Lakers' newest recruit for looking like a 6'10" giant minion. ??????

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(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:39) Chisme

(6:12) Petty Police

(9:59) Scrolling

(14:26) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:22) Homie Helpline

(34:16) Six Flags/Minion Tix!

(40:52) Freeway Laws

(43:30) Don't You Know I'm Local

(46:43) Chisme

(49:42) Money Moves

(54:09) Play Ball

(56:45) Studious Foo

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The World Cup is getting petty, and we?re breaking down why elite teams are being forced to fly commercial like "mere mortals" after getting eliminated! ??? On Homie Helpline, Janice is caught in a civil war because she promised her dad tickets to the USA game but invited her boyfriend instead?leading to a debate on why "pops" is a forever memory while a man is just a "maybe." ?? Don?t You Know I?m Local brings us a wild story involving a watch party hero and a son who literally fell in love with the officer who saved his dad's life. ?????? Finally, we hit Money Moves to discuss why foreigners are roasting our tipping culture and why Concrete refuses to round up 20 cents for charity because he knows it's a corporate tax write-off! ?? It?s a high-energy episode filled with soccer drama, family loyalty, and the struggle of living in a 20% tip world. ???

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Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:48) Homie Helpline

(15:54) Don't You Know I'm Local

(19:07) Money Moves

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The squad tries to help Jasmine navigate a "funeral from hell" after discovering her husband wants to drive his parents to the service of the woman he cheated with, leading to a debate on whether she should just "buy the thing" and drain his credit card. Between the family drama, the crew reacts to a son calling his video vixen mom a "garden hose" and Barack Obama living in a "presidential suite" inside Donald Trump's head.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:56) Chisme

(8:12) Petty Police

(12:05) Scrolling

(16:42) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:05) Homie Helpline

(50:20) Happy Birthday Vic!

(55:17) Studious Foo

(1:00:00) Play Ball

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We?re diving into the messy viral drama of a son putting his mom on blast for her secret life as a "purse-snatching" video vixen who allegedly dated the entire 2000s rap roster. Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we had to weigh in on the Petty Police report of Barack Obama living rent-free in a "presidential suite" inside Donald Trump?s head,. The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Jasmine deals with her husband wanting to drive his parents to the funeral of the woman he cheated with?should she let him go or "buy the thing" and drain his bank account instead?. We?re also roasting the Clippers after their newest draft pick, Narcissist Ngoy, decided he?d literally rather go back to college than play for the team,. Finally, the crew celebrates a birthday with some of the cringiest "data" and "sick beats" dad jokes ever told on air.

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:18) Petty Police

(8:05) Homie Helpline

(22:58) Play Ball

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The squad dives into a heavy Homie Helpline featuring a mother fighting her late son?s in-laws over his ashes, rumors of brujeria, and a grandmother using a baby as "Simba" ransom. Between the family drama, the crew exposes the AI gas price conspiracy, roasts Drake?s baby mama for getting married on Father's Day, and debates if Big Sean is a "pure thespian" or just a thirsty rapper.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:57) Chisme

(6:41) Rap Sheet

(8:36) Petty Police

(12:51) Scrolling

(17:31) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:15) Homie Helpline

(59:26) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:53) Chisme

(1:07:26) World Cup Recap

(1:16:46) Studious Foo

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We?re diving into the absolute pettiness of Drake?s baby mama, Sophie, getting hitched to a Muay Thai fighter on Father?s Day?while Drake was out at the club in Houston! ?? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we had to call out the Amazon drivers caught on camera driving through lawns and leaving "number twos" on doorsteps. ?? The Homie Helpline reaches a spooky and heartbreaking level as a mother named Dora fights her late son?s in-laws for his ashes amidst rumors of brujeria and eerie coincidences. ??? Chisme with Angie gives us the tea on ASAP Rocky?s wild comments to a crowd in Phoenix that might just get him in trouble with Rihanna. ?? Finally, we hit Studious Foo to prove that sending more emojis might just save your relationship?or at least stop you from being a "dry texter." ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:52) Rap Sheet

(4:47) Petty Police

(9:00) Homie Helpline

(20:42) Studious Foo

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The squad attempts to mediate a high-stakes Homie Helpline where Jason?s coworker, Chad, used a "sick day" to party at the USA game but refused to return the favor for the Mexico match, leading to a plot involving "warehouse politics" and stolen lunches. ?? Between the workplace drama, the crew reacts to a corporate exec getting fired over a Knicks trash can and celebrates Karim Lopez making history as the first Mexican-born first-round NBA pick?right before he was traded live on air! ?????

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:27) Chisme

(11:46) Petty Police

(15:45) Scrolling

(18:49) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:42) Homie Helpline

(44:38) Jackass Tix!

(51:21) Jay Z Tix!

(54:03) Don't You Know I'm Local

(59:21) Chisme

(1:01:12) Studious Foo

(1:05:02) Play Ball

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We are losing it over the viral Knicks fan who dumped out street trash just to take the bin home, only to end up getting fired from her corporate job at Chase Bank! ??? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we had to call out comedian Jerry Garcia for leaving Concrete stranded at the airport on Father?s Day?and Jerry actually called in to defend his "no ride" policy because he was running on two hours of sleep! ??? The Homie Helpline gets messy as Jason deals with a coworker named Chad who flaked on covering his shift for the Mexico game, leading to a hilarious debate on whether to rat him out or just "torture" him by stealing his lunches. ?? In Play Ball, we celebrate Karim Lopez making history as the first Mexican player drafted in the first round, even if he found out he was traded from the Pistons to the Grizzlies while still wearing the wrong hat! ??? Finally, we breakdown the viral "melodic threat" from a singer named Genesis 1 who got arrested for flipping a Neo song into a diss against the police. ?????

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:12) Scrolling

(7:12) Homie Helpline

(23:45) Play Ball

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The squad tries to help a listener named Diana navigate a "mean girl" situation after her friend lost 100 lbs on Ozempic but is now "fake flexing" online like it's all 5:00 a.m. gym discipline. Between the friendship drama, the crew investigates if ASAP Rocky was actually wearing a thong on stage and hears a legendary story about Barack Obama scoring tickets to a Tupac show in the '90s. ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:52) Chisme

(7:58) Rap Sheet

(9:22) Petty Police

(12:55) Scrolling

(16:09) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:22) Homie Helpline

(38:25) Six Flags Tix!

(43:09) Don't You Know I'm Local

(48:06) Chisme

(51:10) Jay Z Tix!

(54:22) 626 Night Market

(57:42) Studious Foo

(1:03:05) Play Ball

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We?re diving into the absolute drama of Homie Helpline, where a listener is ready to cancel a girls' trip because her friend lost 100 pounds on Ozempic and transformed into a total "mean girl" baddie online! ?? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we are breaking down the heartbreaking attack on a local street vendor and how the community is rallying to support her family through this tough recovery. ??? In Chisme with Angie, we investigate ASAP Rocky?s "thong" that his company now claims was just a "mic pack"?even though they are conveniently selling the thongs now! ?? We also uncover the legendary news that Barack Obama was out here as a community organizer scoring tickets to Tupac shows back in the '90s. ??? Finally, we hit Studious Fool to discuss why nobody is having fun anymore, leading to Concrete?s hilarious confession about his secret life as a "bird god" watching over his bird feeder. ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:08) Rap Sheet

(3:32) Petty Police

(7:01) Homie Helpline

(15:22) Don't You Know I'm Local

(20:15) Studious Foo

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The squad attempts to navigate a "Jerry Springer" level Homie Helpline where a listener discovers her cousin is six months pregnant by her ex, leading to a heated debate over "Cousin Code" and wild suggestions of "throwing primas down the stairs". Between the family drama, the crew investigates the disturbing protein-packed world of cockroach milk and reacts to Shohei Ohtani?s shocking secret second baby announcement. ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:21) Chisme

(6:03) Rap Sheet

(8:17) Petty Police

(11:54) Scrolling

(15:58) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:46) Homie Helpline

(40:05) Friendship

(47:38) Jay Z Tix!

(53:31) Don't You Know I'm Local

(57:49) Chisme

(1:01:41) Money Moves

(1:05:59) Studious Foo

(1:09:00) Play Ball

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It?s a full-blown family war on Homie Helpline as a listener realizes her cousin is pregnant with her favorite ex?s baby?and the crew debates if a "baby shower confrontation" is the move! ?? We?re also policing the "Petty King" himself, LeBron James, to see if his latest Drake-inspired post is an olive branch or a total sub-tweet. ?? Chisme with Angie breaks down the Beckham family drama and why Brooklyn is officially "standing on business" by ghosting his legendary parents on Father's Day. ???? Finally, things get weird in Studious Fool as we explore the protein-packed world of "cock milk" produced by Pacific beetle cockroaches. ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:38) Homie Helpline

(18:39) Chisme

(22:31) Studious Foo

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The squad attempts to help Sandra navigate a "family soap opera" after discovering her daughter?s new 45-year-old boyfriend is actually the mom?s own former high school hookup. Between the relationship trauma, the crew investigates why tacos now cost $8, reacts to a Knicks fan trying to kiss his Narcan savior, and roasts Howie D for "becoming Puerto Rican" decades after the Backstreet Boys peaked.

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:27) Don't You Know I'm Local

(6:17) Petty Police

(10:29) Scrolling

(14:06) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:30) Homie Helpline

(32:21) Don't You Know I'm Local

(36:34) Chisme

(40:15) Rap Sheet

(46:18) Money Moves

(50:19) 

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We?re diving into the absolute chaos of the New York Knicks parade, from "orange thong" light pole brawls to a man who woke up from an overdose and immediately tried to kiss the woman helping him! ?? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we?re breaking down why Skip Bayless is the pettiest man alive for hating on Taylor Swift?s "staged" proposal during the World Cup. ?? The Homie Helpline reaches legendary levels of "Jerry Springer" drama when a caller reveals her sister?s former sugar daddy is now her actual stepdad. ???? Chisme with Angie gives us the scoop on Jim Carrey returning for a Grinch sequel, even though he literally needed CIA torture-endurance training to survive the original makeup! ?? Finally, we?re sounding the alarm on the "taco crisis" because $8 for a single taco is officially a community emergency. ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(4:15) Scrolling

(7:48) Homie Helpline

(13:42) Chisme

(17:22) Money Moves

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The squad tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline featuring secret pregnancies with in-laws and a legendary pool party encounter involving a very heavy pot of Mexican rice. Between the family drama, the crew investigates why Becky G is being accused of "treason" for her jersey choices and warns the world about a Brazilian psychic predicting "Asian" aliens in Hyundai's will abduct Neymar.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:21) Chisme

(7:23) Rap Sheet

(9:08) Petty Police

(14:25) Scrolling

(18:29) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:05) Homie Helpline

(54:13) Six Flags Tix!

(1:02:06) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:06:59) Chisme

(1:10:47) Money Moves

(1:15:08) Studious Foo

(1:19:08) Play Ball

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Today on Brown Bag Mornings, we?re breaking down the controversy surrounding Becky G?s loyalties during the World Cup, and it?s getting heated! ???? We?re also tackling that viral video of a dad who took his daughters into the women's restroom at a gas station?the internet is completely divided. ? It?s high-energy, it?s edgy, and we?re getting into all the drama you need to know. ?? Don?t miss this, it?s going to be a wild one! ?

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:04) Scrolling

(8:05) Homie Helpline

(17:05) Chisme

(20:53) Studious Foo

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The squad attempts a high-stakes intervention for Valerie, who suspects her man has a secret family after he disappears every Sunday and misses Father's Day, leading to wild stories about "Sunday sharters" and secret kid "joke" manipulations. Between the relationship chaos, the crew roasts LeBron James for his comments about stay-at-home moms and investigates the conspiracy theory that Benny Blanco used witchcraft to land Selena Gomez.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:39) Chisme

(7:09) Petty Police

(13:02) Scrolling

(15:49) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:16) Homie Helpline

(37:49) Speedy Gonzales Game

(43:43) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:49) Chisme

(51:12) Rap Sheet

(53:26) Money Moves

(57:42) Studious Foo

(1:00:50) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over LeBron James claiming he could never date a stay-at-home mom while his wife, Savannah, is a literal mogul! ?? We dive into a wild Homie Helpline for Valerie, featuring a caller who successfully hid a "secret kid" for six months by pretending it was a joke. ?? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we are breaking down the terrifying plot where two SoCal men were arrested for planning a drone and sniper attack at a UFC event. ?? In Money Moves, we find out why Luke Skywalker?s original lightsaber is worth a cool $1 million and why Concrete would trade it all for original Ninja Turtles gear. ?? Finally, we hit Shoot the Jay as LeBron enters negotiations to stay a Laker, even though Concrete is still stuck in his "Kobe era" feelings. ?? From secret families to $1 million movie props, the crew is keeping it energetic for your Wednesday!

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:31) Homie Helpline

(14:49) Don't You Know I'm Local

(18:49) Money Moves

(22:57) Play Ball

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The squad helps a homie named Carlos determine if he should confront his friend after a 14-year-old guest was caught "looking for the bathroom" in a bedroom where $300 went missing. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Ray J for getting called "musty" on a live stream and reacts to Matt Damon's questionable attempt at a rap career for charity.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:17) Chisme

(6:13) Rap Sheet

(8:10) Petty Police

(11:05) Scrolling

(17:12) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:49) Homie Helpline

(38:59) Six Flags Tix!

(42:56) Don't You Know I'm Local

(46:54) Chisme

(51:12) Rap Sheet

(53:06) Money Moves

(57:59) Studious Foo

(1:00:50) Play Ball

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Things get out of control as Ray J gets embarrassed on live stream after his girl says he smells a little "musty" instead of like expensive Baccarat cologne! ?? We dive into a chaotic Homie Helpline for Carlos, whose homie's 14-year-old son allegedly stole $300 right before they were supposed to watch the Mexico game together. ?? Callers flood the lines with terrifying stories of catching thieving relatives red-handed with knives and uncovering entire family bloodlines of pickpockets! ?? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we are giving you the scoop on how to "volunteer" your way into the 2028 LA Olympics as a greeter or a human first-aid kit. ?????? Plus, we?re checking out Matt Damon?s cringey rapping alter ego, "The Nomad," and debating if it's actually for a good cause or just a really bad verse! ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:03) Rap Sheet

(4:00) Homie Helpline

(16:44) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The squad navigates a high-stakes Homie Helpline where a father is fighting for the right to name his son "Junior," leading to wild stories about secret identities and a baby named Gonzalo who already looks like a construction foreman. Between the family drama, the crew celebrates the NY Knicks? historic championship win while reacting to Jalen Brunson?s dad being a world-class hater on live TV.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:46) Chisme

(5:26) Rap Sheet

(8:00) Petty Police

(10:06) Scrolling

(13:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:57) Homie Helpline

(35:12) Six Flags Tix!

(37:44) Don't You Know I'm Local

(41:02) Chisme

(45:27) Rap Sheet

(53:12) Money Moves

(55:56) Studious Foo

(59:10) Play Ball

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The squad is sounding the alarm on dangerous SoCal rip currents?stay out of the water unless you want to face Concrete?s "sea monster" fears! ?? We dive into a chaotic Homie Helpline for a dad fighting for the "Junior" title, only to find out some moms are out here running secret identity operations in youth sports just to spite their husbands. ?????? From the tragedy of a baby named Gonzalo looking like a construction foreman to the legendary near-miss of a child almost named Goku, the crew debates if firstborn sons really deserve their father's name. ?? Shoot the Jay gets heated as we react to the New York Knicks' historic championship win and the brutal reality of Jalen Brunson?s dad refusing to give his own MVP son his flowers. ?? Finally, we get to the bottom of the "Shohi Morakami" baby compromise and why Vic is eternally thankful he wasn't named after his dad, Siki Fredo! ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:17) Homie Helpline

(20:04) Play Ball

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The squad attempts to rescue Edwin from a "Paraguay Princess" who is using his World Cup tickets as a "blessing from God" while leaving his dinner invites on read. Between the relationship chaos, the crew investigates whether Shakira used a "swollen" stunt double for the World Cup opening ceremony and reacts to a Michigan scammer who got caught with a bag of chocolate coins instead of $700k in gold.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:31) Chisme

(6:48) Rap Sheet

(8:50) Petty Police

(13:40) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:03) Homie Helpline

(49:04) Ice Cube Giveaway

(55:36) Chisme

(59:40) Money Moves

(1:04:18) Studious Foo

(1:07:18) Play Ball

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The crew is dissecting the "sus" World Cup opening ceremony where fans are convinced a sunglasses-wearing stunt double took Shakira?s place on stage because she didn't have her signature "chickenpox mark"! ??? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we?re helping a homie named Edwin handle a "Paraguay Princess" who swiped his tickets but is currently leaving all his dinner invites on read. ??? The Homie Helpline gets chaotic as an actor calls in to suggest Edwin builds a "roster" of ten girls to avoid getting his feelings hurt by one baddie. ?? Money Moves recaps the ultimate scammer-get-scammed moment involving a $700K "gold" delivery that turned out to be nothing but chocolate coins! ?? Finally, we react to Tracy Morgan?s brutal comments about teachers having a "ceiling" and Young Jock's ongoing beef with T.I. over those six-year-old "broke" rumors. ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(2:19) Rap Sheet

(4:21) Homie Helpline

(21:25) Chisme

(25:29) Money Moves

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The squad attempts an intervention for Cat, who is torn over a secret "arts and crafts" love letter revealing her sister?s "lesbian for fun" past while her marriage was falling apart,. Between the family drama, the crew roasts ASAP Rocky for his risque "G-string" fashion choices and investigates why scientists are using tax dollars to bake sourdough with 5,000-year-old caveman gut-yeast.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:38) Chisme

(5:00) Rap Sheet

(8:38) Petty Police

(13:00) Scrolling

(19:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:46) Homie Helpline

(33:27) World Cup!

(37:32) Ice Cube Tix!

(47:29) Don't You Know I'm Local

(51:28) Chisme

(53:31) Money Moves

(56:31) Studious Foo

(1:01:42) Play Ball

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The Brown Bag team are taking over the pitch with the world premiere of their official World Cup anthem, and the crew is convinced it?s a bigger hit than the Thriller album! ?? We are roasting Rick Ross for getting "cooked" after being spotted trying to hide while flying commercial?can the "Biggest Boss" really be seen in a public airport waiting area? ??? The Homie Helpline gets messy as a caller reveals her ex-brother-in-law is out here calling her sister a "lesbian cheater" to cover for his own boring dating habits. ?? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on scientists using tax dollars to make $300,000 T-Rex leather bags and sourdough from 5,000-year-old caveman guts! ?? Finally, we hit Shoot the Jay to break down OG Anunoby?s legendary game-winner for the Knicks and his hilarious, failed attempt to channel his inner Kobe Bryant. ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:39) Scrolling

(10:17) Homie Helpline

(13:19) Money Moves

(16:20) Play Ball

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The squad navigates a messy Homie Helpline for a girl being edited out of family graduation photos and a Caribbean artist whose Salvi in-laws allegedly towed his car out of pure spite. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Britney Bell?s doctorate dissertation on Nick Cannon?s family tree and why Tom Brady decided to name his new drink "Good Nut".

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:57) Chisme

(6:12) Rap Sheet

(9:19) Petty Police

(13:53) Scrolling

(18:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:16) Homie Helpline

(38:36) World Cup, Shoutouts, Tickets!

(44:06) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:58) Chisme

(54:52) Money Moves

(58:52) Studious Foo

(1:01:43) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Britney Bell?s genius-level pettiness after she earned a doctorate in psychology just to write a dissertation on her own complicated "family tree" with Nick Cannon. ?? We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Fury, a Caribbean producer who says his girl?s Salvi family towed his unregistered car right after he caught a fade with her brother. ??? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we?re roasting the whole city for missing the $1.99 T-Mobile gas deal while Angie preps for her Mexico trip by tracking her kids with "payment plan" Apple Watches. ???? Plus, the crew debates living out viral rap lines, from Lotto?s bizarre crab-leg bikini to why manifesting "Many Men" might be a dangerous career move! ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:09) Petty Police

(7:43) Homie Helpline

(22:10) Don't You Know I'm Local

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[Full Episode] The squad stages an intervention for 28-year-old Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home due to her mother?s heavy-duty "Mexican parent" guilt and refusal to let her move out. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Kanye West?s bizarre cow-themed birthday video and provides a questionable survival guide for the upcoming alien invasion.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:24) Chisme

(5:05) Rap Sheet

(7:34) Petty Police

(11:48) Scrolling

(16:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:50) Homie Helpline

(34:11) Shoutouts/Ice Cube Tix!

(46:49) Chisme

(51:56) Rap Sheet

(53:10) Money Moves

(56:23) Studious Foo

(1:01:52) Play Ball

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The squad is losing it over Kanye West?s latest "VJO" behavior after he dropped a birthday music video featuring lingerie and a cow?and we?re debating at what age you officially become a "Viejo." ?? We dive into a heated Homie Helpline for Lindsay, who feels like a prisoner in her own home at 28 because her 66-year-old mom is using every toxic trick in the book to keep her single and trapped. ?? The Petty Police are at Madison Square Garden, roasting Donald Trump for getting booed out of the building while Timothy Chalamet was on the sidelines dogging Spurs players like he's on the team. ?? Plus, we?re dissecting Chrome Hearts' wild lawsuit against Nordstrom for trying to trademark the Gothic cross and debating if Manny Machado is actually the greatest sports villain of all time. ??? Finally, we celebrate Ariana Grande saying "Thank You, Next" to her "Spongebob" boyfriend and get ready for the World Cup countdown! ???

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(1:43) Rap Sheet

(4:12) Petty Police

(8:00) Homie Helpline

(19:48) Money Moves

(22:58) Play Ball

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The squad tries to figure out if 18-year-old Melvin is truly in love or if he?s about to be "sold for parts" by an international student in San Francisco his family claims is a Chinese spy. Between the relationship intervention, the crew roasts Kevin Durant for pulling a "Homer Simpson" and hiding behind a bush at Nobu to escape the paparazzi with a mystery girl.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:54) Chisme

(5:21) World Cup Week

(8:27) Petty Police

(11:31) Scrolling

(14:46) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:35) Homie Helpline

(37:49) Ice Cube Tix!

(43:22) Don't You Know I'm Local

(48:16) Chisme

(54:13) Rap Sheet

(59:42) Money Moves

(1:04:37) Studious Foo

(1:06:27) Play Ball

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We?re kicking off World Cup week with a viral "Oxxo" remix of a Mexican classic that has the crew flabbergasted and ready to party! ??? On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, 18-year-old Melvin is getting cooked by his family for wanting to fly to SF to meet an international student he?s known for only a month?is he being "sold for parts" or just following his heart? ?? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we are inviting the whole city to our massive World Cup watch party at Dave & Busters in Ontario this Thursday for games, giveaways, and body paint! ??? The Petty Police investigate Donald Trump calling every major news network "crooked" before hitting the ultimate "thank you, darling" exit on Meet the Press. ?? Finally, we hear wild stories from listeners flying across the country for Discord "furries" and why Vic thinks traveling for love is just "tempting fate"! ??

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Chapters

(00:00) World Cup Week!

(3:08) Petty Police

(6:08) Homie Helpline

(20:11) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The squad dives into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend used a game of "Never Have I Ever" to reveal she once did "arts and crafts" with a friend who is still very much in the picture. Between the relationship drama, the crew questions human sanity after scientists successfully baked?and ate?sourdough bread using yeast harvested from a 5,000-year-old caveman mummy.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:54) Chisme

(6:48) Petty Police

(10:22) Scrolling

(14:32) The Weather!

(16:30) Homie Helpline

(38:17) Snoop Dogg & Mana Tix!

(44:02) Don't You Know I'm Local

(45:42) Chisme

(48:23) Money Moves

(53:11) Studious Foo

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The squad is losing it after Doja Cat called Elon Musk a "frog-build looking Ewok" in a viral outcry to get her audio posts back on X. ?? We dive into a spicy Homie Helpline for Jerry, whose girlfriend admitted to a full-blown "arts and crafts" experiment with a homegirl who is still very much in the friend group. ??? Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on a massive worker strike at SoFi Stadium that could completely derail the World Cup kickoff next week! ??? Latto finally addresses those messy marriage rumors surrounding 21 Savage, while the crew investigates the unholy alliance of IHOP and Applebee?s opening a dual-branded "pancake burger" heaven in Inglewood. ?? Between "Man of War" chest disses and Gabriel?s wild "take advantage" advice from West Hollywood, the crew is keeping it a hundred for your Friday! ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(3:31) Homie Helpline

(23:37) Don't You Know I'm Local

(25:17) Chisme

(27:57) Money Moves

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Description:
Alyssa discovers her boyfriend of five years has been cheating and now plans to expose him with screenshots hidden inside his graduation slideshow while live-streaming the fallout on TikTok. The Brown Bag crew also gets into 50 Cent addressing Diddy drama, a news crew allegedly stealing their style, World Cup scams, Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice, and FIFA's latest rule changes.

Chapters:
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(04:59) Chismation
(07:32) Petty Police
(13:01) Scrolling
(16:13) The Weather with Concrete Storm
(17:38) Homie Helpline
(52:13) Finish The Lyric for Snoop Tickets
(57:40) Always on Time? What is Ja Rule Talking About?
(58:59) Don't You Know I'm Local
(63:25) Chismation
(67:07) Rap Sheet
(71:35) How To Hug A Kitty
(75:11) Sports

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Description / Show Notes:
Brown Bag starts local with NERDS making moves in the community ? Then Petty Police dives into a viral situation that has everyone united in hating one woman ?? Alyssa's Homie Helpline gets completely out of control when she reveals her plan to expose her cheating boyfriend during his graduation party... with receipts, screenshots, and a livestream ?? Chismation breaks down Latto's comments on Cardi B and Ice Spice ? Finally, Studious Foo teaches everyone the proper way to hug their kitty on this very important day ???

Chapters / Timestamps:
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local
(05:02) Petty Police
(10:31) Homie Helpline
(23:29) Chismation
(27:11) Studious Foo

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The squad navigates a heavy Homie Helpline for "Shy Mike," who abandoned his daughter 19 years ago and is now "stutter-stepping" around whether to reach out during his divorce. Between the family drama, the crew roasts Dame Dash for claiming Jay-Z has "cinnamon and doodoo" breath and investigates a Mr. Beast challenge winner caught with 261 kilos of marijuana.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:39) Chisme

(7:03) Movie Talk

(10:19) Petty Police

(13:34) Scrolling

(16:50) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:11) Homie Helpline

(50:03) Chisme

(52:57) Love Island

(57:29) Money Moves

(1:01:19) Studious Foo

(1:04:54) Play Ball

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The squad is dissecting JLo's latest denial about her co-star romance rumors, but her track record of dating her leading men has the crew feeling skeptical. ?? We also tackle the wild viral story of a Mr. Beast challenge winner getting busted by the feds with 261 kilos of green in Paraguay. ??? Things get emotional on the Homie Helpline as Mike struggles with whether to contact the 18-year-old daughter he abandoned during his 15-year marriage. ?? Callers weigh in with their own experiences of "deadbeat" parents trying to come back once the kids are grown. ??? Finally, we find out how Vic plans to be the stingiest millionaire ever if he wins the $5 million Door Dash World Cup giveaway. ??

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:25) Scrolling

(6:39) Homie Helpline

(18:39) Money Moves

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[Full Episode] The squad attempts a spiritual intervention for Carla after she was served "breakup tea" by a mother-in-law she suspects is a witch, leading to terrifying listener stories about scorpions popping out of bodies and blood oaths. Between the brujeria drama, the crew roasts Sauce Walka for threatening to "smoke" Drake on a leaked call and breaks down Steph Curry?s massive $1.1 billion move to a Chinese shoe brand.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:09) Chisme

(6:48) Rap Sheet

(8:18) Petty Police

(14:07) Scrolling

(17:54) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:23) Homie Helpline

(1:00:20) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:07:25) Chisme

(1:11:56) Rap Sheet

(1:14:12) Studious Foo

(1:17:49) Play Ball

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The squad investigates the viral phone call where Texas rapper Sauce Walka allegedly threatens to "smoke" Drake for sleeping with his baby mama. The Homie Helpline reaches peak levels of "scary" as Carla suspects her boyfriend?s mom is a witch after a "special tea" made her sick, leading to insane stories of blood oaths and scorpions popping out of a woman's body. Don?t You Know I?m Local, so we?re roasting the "dot cake" trend that is just white people rebranding our childhood cortadillos because we have "bad marketing". Chisme with Angie reveals Vic?s lowrider "date" with F1 star Lewis Hamilton, who was recently spotted on a "cutesy" bike ride with Kim Kardashian. Finally, we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day with a "lazy hack" and some "spit roast" jokes that had the whole studio losing it.

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:40) Scrolling

(7:27) Homie Helpline

(29:22) Chisme

(34:03) Studious Foo

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The squad helps a homie who dropped 90 pounds after a suspected "brujeria" curse while investigating why US Soccer used Diego Luna as their poster boy only to leave him off the World Cup roster. We also break down Jay-Z?s savage Roots Picnic freestyle aimed at Drake and debate if Pete Davidson is sending a "bat signal" to Kim Kardashian by over-praising her acting.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:17) Chisme

(5:53) Rap Sheet

(8:48) Petty Police

(13:00) Scrolling

(15:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:11) Homie Helpline

(49:50) Snoop Dogg Tix!

(55:00) Monday Mashup

(56:35) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:02:02) Chisme

(1:05:02) Rap Sheet

(1:10:37) Studious Foo

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