Mazel morons! Today, we're coming in hot with the original recipe. Ben is back from a heartbreaking Knicks playoff game and he?s officially acting up. This week, the guys dive into the unwritten rules of gym etiquette- from the "undercarriage" blow-dryers at Equinox to the creepy guys flashing people in the steam room. Plus, Josh shares his experience being "propositioned" in a bathroom stall and Ben reveals his secret talent for parking illegally at Madison Square Garden. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Use our code GOODGUYS10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order!* https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/GOODGUYS  Sponsored by SeatGeek.  *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Visit www.xyzal.com for more information Go to LITTLESPOON.COM/GOODGUYS and enter our code GOODGUYS at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order. Try ShipStation free for sixty days with Full access to all features, No credit card needed! Go to ShipStation.com and use code GOODGUYS for sixty days for free! Sixty days gives you plenty of time to see exactly how much time and money you're saving on every shipment. Go to https://kachava.com and use code GOODGUYS for 15% off your first order. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month?s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code GOODGUYS10 Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings Guidos! Today we are joined by the absolute treasure, the honor, the icon herself- Snooki. We kick things off with her "Joey origin story," which involves a season-two makeup chair in Miami, a 7:00 AM vodka shot, and a lifelong bond that eventually brought our mutual best friend into our world. Snooki gets incredibly real about the early days of Jersey Shore, admitting she felt like an "outcast" until that infamous punch in the face turned the show into a global phenomenon. But it?s not all nostalgia; we?re talking topical too. Snooki fills us in on her life as a "paranormal rookie" hunting ghosts in Canada, including a terrifying encounter with a crawling "evil creature" in an abandoned office. Plus, we get the world-exclusive scoop on her newest venture: Snooki?s Pickles. Between stories of "cheer mom" drama and a very serious "no grapes" rule for the dogs, we wrap it all up with a classic "What Are You Nuts?" session. It's a five-star episode, folks- don't miss it! Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Visit www.xyzal.com for more information Right now, you can save up to $230 on the 12 piece cookware set vs buying the products individually. Plus, you can get the Airtight Duo (which is worth $125) for FREE with any order over $675. Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! We're back with a beautiful solo episode for your listening pleasure. Today we?re unpacking the chaos of the White House Correspondents' Dinner, featuring a viral CAA agent who chose his tuxedo over the dirty floor during a security scare. We also celebrate a major milestone as Olivia shares her engagement story, involving a sneaky botanical garden proposal and a cryptic "red dress" tip. We?re also breaking down the hype around The Devil Wears Prada 2, the Michael Jackson biopic?s massive $220 million opening, and a countdown of the five unhealthiest cocktails. From crowning Houston the fast-food capital to solving a Moron Mail hygiene crisis, we?re covering it all. Don?t walk with your head in your phone, and rate five stars- otherwise, what are you nuts? Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at MINTMOBILE.com/goodguys  For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/goodguys  Right now, Baked by Melissa is offering our listeners 20% off your order at bakedbymelissa.com/goodguys  Visit www.xyzal.com for more information Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code GOODGUYS at https://branchbasics.com/ GOODGUYS #branchbasicspod Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! This week, we?re joined by the internet's favorite financial expert, Haley Sacks (aka Mrs. Dow Jones), to discuss her new book Future Rich Person. Haley explains that if you don't unpack your money mindset, you?re basically just a seven-year-old in a trench coat making adult financial decisions. We?re talking everything from the scam of "Instagram Face" to the "financial energy" wasted on duplicate Canva subscriptions. Josh gets honest about his childhood "scarcity" mindset, while Haley explains why who you marry is the ultimate make-or-break financial move. From "fair, not equal" dating rules to why you should never take a loan for a handbag, this is a survival guide for getting your money up! Grab the book at mrsdowjones.com/book to stop the financial nihilism and start winning in 2026. Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time. Go to Zenni.com/PODCAST and use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order. Start earning points on rent you're already paying for by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYS Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout.  Visit www.xyzal.com for more information Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! We?re sitting down with the king of paternity tests himself, Maury Povich, and yes? things get exactly as unhinged as you?d hope. We talk about the wildest moments from his legendary run, how those iconic ?YOU ARE / are NOT the father? reveals actually went down, and what it?s like being the most feared man in daytime TV. Naturally, we delve into our own hypothetical paternity scandals, debate whether we?d survive a lie detector, and get into the psychology of why people keep going on shows like his. Maury also shares what surprised him most behind the scenes and whether anyone ever actually saw their result coming. It?s part nostalgia, part deli debate, and part us asking questions we probably shouldn?t. A little Moron Mail makes an appearance, and let?s just say? the results are inconclusive. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!  Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MAZEL MORONS. This week, Bobbi Althoff joins the guys to talk about why divorce with kids is way harder than people make it seem, how her life changed after the Drake interview, and why she still feels completely out of place in every room she walks into. They get into imposter syndrome, growing up broke in the Inland Empire, getting famous overnight, bad contractors, body image, Jewish neighborhoods, trampoline parks, and the fear of being ?found out? even when you?re wildly successful. Plus: bad behavior on planes, movie theater etiquette, and why Bobbi is turning her podcast back into a ?shitty podcast? again. Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! This week, Josh and Ben debate whether Coachella is officially an ick, unpack the insanity of $25 pizza slices and festival food prices, and delve into Chinese food cravings, ?good vs. bad? foods, post-noro recovery meals, and the horror of being banned from sitting on your own couch before guests come over. Plus: $25 pizza slices, pricey festival food, Justin Bieber?s divisive set, Polo Bar, Catch?s comeback menu, weak passwords, roommate horror stories, and whether restaurants should legally be required to have high chairs. What are ya nuts? Love ya! Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Upgrade your freezer! Visit yasso.com/GOODGUYS to enter and find full giveaway details, rules, and regulations. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at MINTMOBILE.com/goodguys  AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You'll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/GOODGUYS to get this offer! Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Spencer Pratt is officially running for mayor of LA. This week we sit down with the Hills alum turned mayoral hopeful to break down the LA fires, what went wrong, and why he thinks the city is completely broken. Spencer goes all in on corruption, government failures, and his very real plan to run for mayor- and how losing his home changed everything. Plus: fast food prices are out of control, nugget orders get aggressive, and we question everything we thought we knew about sweet & sour sauce. What are ya nuts? Love ya!  Write to us! [email protected] Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Visit yasso.com/GOODGUYS to enter and upgrade your freezer! Find full giveaway details,rules, and regulations. Yasso awarded as product coupons. No purch necessary. Open to 50 US/DC, 18+. Ends 11:59pm ET 4/30. Rules: Yasso.com/GOODGUYS Visit www.xyzal.com for more information Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to Quo.com/GOODGUYS. Quo ? no missed calls, no missed customers Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code goodguys20 If meetings are eating up your day, Granola is a no-brainer. You can try it totally free for three months - just head to granola.ai/goodguys. It?s time to stop thinking and start doing, and there is no better way to do that than with Shopify. Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! The guys debate the ultimate moral test- if you see a text you weren?t meant to, are you reading it? From phone privacy to full access relationships, we cover it all. Then we talk all things travel: one-stop flights for airline loyalty, wasted time vs. ?the scenic route,? and what actually matters when getting from A to B. Plus, the most unhinged friendship dealbreakers- from being five minutes late to dodging podcast favors- and the subtle ways people show who they really are. We also get into service etiquette, why complimenting nails matters more than you think, and whether or not to expose a cheater? and what do you do when your friend serves you the smaller portion? It?s judgment, chaos, and a little self-reflection- whether you asked for it or not. What are ya nuts? Love ya!  Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! This week we?re joined by Frankie Muniz- and his career is even wilder than you remember. From Malcolm in the Middle to full-time NASCAR driver, he breaks down how he made the jump, what it actually feels like to race at 200 mph, and why it?s way harder (and hotter) than it looks. We talk child stardom, starting over, insane endurance behind the wheel, and the kind of midlife pivot most people only dream about. Plus, Ben and Josh pitch themselves as future drivers and immediately regret it. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!  Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month?s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code GOODGUYS10 For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/goodguys  Caraway?s cookware set is a favorite for a reason, it can save you up to $190 versus buying the items individually. Plus, if you visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.  Start earning points on rent you're already paying for by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYS Visit yasso.com/GOODGUYS to enter and upgrade your freezer! Find full giveaway details,rules, and regulations. Yasso awarded as product coupons. No purch necessary. Open to 50 US/DC, 18+. Ends 11:59pm ET 4/30. Rules: Yasso.com/GOODGUYS Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings morons! Obviously, we?re not afraid to ask the tough questions? like, is God fat? Today, we?re diving deep into some fascinating topics, like Josh?s potential surgery, daddy-makeovers, and buffet crimes. Plus, we explore the nuances of attraction and the differences between men vs women. Tune in for some laughs and maybe even a little insight into modern relationships! And if you don?t, what are ya nuts?! Love ya! Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Visit ?yasso.com/GOODGUYS? to enter and upgrade your freezer! Find full giveaway details,rules, and regulations. Yasso awarded as product coupons. No purch necessary. Open to 50 US/DC, 18+. Ends 11:59pm ET 4/30. Rules: ?Yasso.com/GOODGUYS? Go to ?https://kachava.com? and use code GOODGUYS for 15% off your first order. Head to ?drinkag1.com/goodguys?  to get a FREE Welcome Kit, including a bottle of Vitamin D and free AG1 Travel Packs, when you first subscribe! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today we?re joined by the one and only Andrew Santino, who immediately makes himself at home- talking read receipts, parents? nightstands, and whether or not we should be the next Blippy. He walks us through bombing himself in the face mid-standup (yes, with the mic), the realities of microdosing, and why one small moment can ruin an otherwise perfect show. We get into family dynamics, dating red flags, and the unspoken rules of meeting your partner?s parents- plus a passionate breakdown of in-home hibachi, golf, and the kinds of guys our wives should be with if it?s not us. It?s unhinged, honest, and if you don?t like it- what are ya nuts?!  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS  Go to https://kachava.com and use code GOODGUYS for 15% off your first order. Start building your credit the easy way. Go to Super.com/credit right now to see how Super+can help you boost your credit score. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings morons! Today we debate the ultimate celebrity hall pass scenario (with a very permanent twist), recap a wildly indulgent Vegas steakhouse experience, and break down the absolute chaos surrounding the latest Bachelorette scandal. Plus, Disney on Ice reviews, Abercrombie?s comeback, and some truly unhinged listener dilemmas. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!  Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code GOODGUYS at https://branchbasics.com/GOODGUYS #branchbasicspod Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code goodguys20 Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! Today we kick things off with a very real conversation about ?cancel-proof? life plans, minimum wage mindsets, and whether escaping to a slower life is actually the dream. Then, things take a turn into the wild world of fitness, biohacking, and what it really takes to look like a superhero. We're joined by performance expert Ben Greenfield, who breaks down the truth behind Hollywood physiques, short workouts vs. long ones, and whether you can actually get in shape in just 10-15 minutes a day. From steroids and TRT to the surprising effectiveness of high-intensity training, nothing is off limits. Plus: Moron Mail, leftover debates, shredded cheese crimes, and a heated rant on negative food influencers. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings, morons! Today, we?re diving into cancel culture- what it actually means, who deserves defending, and what happens when the internet turns on you overnight. We break down the latest discourse around Timothée Chalamet, Kylie Jenner, and Hollywood?s obsession with building people up just to tear them down. Plus, a full Oscars recap (including standout moments, snubs, and everything in between). We also get into friendship loyalty- do you publicly defend your friends when they?re being dragged, or stay quiet and text behind the scenes? Plus: In-N-Out celebrations, internet outrage, and the things people absolutely need to stop doing in public. What are ya nuts?! Love ya! Write us at [email protected]! Write us! Send your messages to [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: If meetings are eating up your day, Granola is a no-brainer. You can try it totally free for three months - just head to granola.ai/goodguys  To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Josh and Ben are making amends and introducing you to "The Dugout Dad Diaries." From the terrifying truth about how much we fear our wives' reactions when we're just trying to have a little fun, to navigating the wild world of youth sports- no parenting stone is left unturned. But it?s not all dad banter! The guys also break down the current state of award show hosting (is it just us, or are they getting harder to watch?), the surprising rise of polyamory in the US, weird smells, and some highly questionable online shopping habits. Grab a snack, get comfortable, and get into it- otherwise, what are ya nuts?! Love ya! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally?balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/GOODGUYS and enter code GOODGUYS for 30% off your first order. Give your body what it deserves with IM8! Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order.  Ollie. Feed the Obsession. Go to ollie.com/goodguys and use code goodguys to get 60% off your first box! Whether you?re just wanting to test an idea out, or you?re getting serious about launching your own brand - it?s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He might?ve been one of Hollywood?s most infamous bad boys on screen, but today we?re finding out who Jesse Metcalfe really is. This week, we sit down with the man behind John Tucker Must Die to talk early-2000s fame, tabloid chaos, questionable restaurant habits, and his new skincare line. Plus, Josh tells the unbelievable story of the time Jesse unknowingly stole his girlfriend - and the two finally clear the air years later. What are ya nuts?!  Check out Nutrl Skin HERE Follow Jesse on Instagram Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/goodguys  Give your body what it deserves with IM8! Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at MINTMOBILE.com/goodguys  Start building your credit the easy way. Go to Super.com/credit right now to see how Super+ can help you boost your credit score. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, the guys are tackling the hard-hitting issues: the reality of the senior dating scene (shoutout to Josh?s mom, the mayor of independent living), the etiquette of Meta glasses on solo dates, and Ben?s absolute explosion over babysitter drama. Plus, Josh shares the mortifying story of his son crop-dusting Sebastian Maniscalco, we dive into the latest fart science, and we discuss a medical marvel involving a third boob. Grab your "libations" and tune in! Write us! Send your messages to [email protected] Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Caraway?s cookware set is a favorite for a reason, it can save you up to $190 versus buying the items individually. Plus, if you visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.  Right now LMNT is o?ering a free 8-count Sample Pack of their most popular drink mix flavors with any purchase. Get yours at DrinkLMNT.com/goodguys  Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to Quo.com/goodguys. Quo - no missed calls, no missed customers. Head to drinkag1.com/goodguys to get a FREE Welcome Kit, including a bottle of Vitamin D and free AG1 Travel Packs, when you first subscribe! Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/goodguys  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! Today, we dive into the wild world of weddings - from the most insanely expensive celebrity weddings ever to what the perfect wedding food spread should actually look like. Think soft pretzel bars, pigs in a blanket, tuna tartare, and a full-blown debate over whether it?s acceptable to inhale every passed hors d'oeuvre in sight. Plus: Costco sample chaos, ice cream overindulgence, awkward social situations, and a listener dilemma involving the ultimate dinner party offense - bringing your own steak. What are ya nuts? Love ya!  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Redefine your standard of health. Secure 20% off your order and begin your intentional wellness journey today at Piquelife.com/goodguys.  Go to LITTLESPOON.COM/GOODGUYS and enter our code GOODGUYS at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! This week we welcome Dr. Craig Koniver (Josh?s wellness wizard- not the Southern Charm star) to break down peptides, GLP-1s, methylene blue, muscle loss myths, and why half the internet is buying research-grade chemicals with ?not for human use? on the label. Plus: bungalow discourse, Jewish kiddush engineering, microdosing Judaism, Botox myths, hair loss panic, and why Ben once accidentally did ketamine in a bathroom for 90 minutes. What are ya nuts?! Write in your questions to [email protected]! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Grab Goodwipes for free at Walmart so you can upgrade your restroom routine! Buy any one, two or three pack in Walmart or Walmart.com, text them your receipt, and get reimbursed almost immediately. For more details, head to goodwipes.com/GOODGUYS. Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code goodguys20 Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greetings, morons! Today we're breaking down the rise of plastic surgery, the people getting injected in places no one asked for, and the headlines that sent us spiraling. Plus: Team USA hockey glory, birthday-text disasters, kids running wild, and a tourist who found out she was pregnant? in labor. What are ya, nuts?! Write in your questions to [email protected]! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code GOODGUYS at https://branchbasics.com/GOODGUYS #branchbasicspod Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less. Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home.  Wayfair. Every style. Every home. For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/goodguys  Treat your Palentine with Ollie! Go to ollie.com/goodguys and use code goodguys to get 60% off your first box! For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today, we?re going straight from a wholesome Barnes & Noble nostalgia trip into a full-on debate about point-of-purchase snacks, condom roulette, Derek Jeter gift baskets, and why no one uses protection anymore. Plus, Oscar snubs, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills drama, Traitors casting fails, and some of the wildest Moron Mail confessions yet (including a husband?s old-phone sex tape discovery). What are ya nuts? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: If meetings are eating up your day, Granola is a no-brainer. You can try it totally free for three months - just head to granola.ai/goodguys  Go to https://kachava.com and use code GOODGUYS for 15% off your first order. Head to Superpower.com and use code GOODGUYS at checkout for $20 off your membership. After you sign up, they?ll ask how you heard about them, so make sure to mention this podcast to support the show. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout.  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! We?re clocking in on Presidents Day because federal holidays don?t apply to us. Josh breaks down his elite Costco Valentine?s strategy, while Ben shares how ?don?t get me anything? turned into seven-dozen-roses with one-hour-delivery- plus a restaurant bribe gone wrong that somehow ends in yogurt and peace. We talk Olympics, halfpipe nostalgia, curling dreams, and whether NHL players should be allowed to risk their bodies mid-season. Plus, Josh recounts a 3AM ER trip with baby Meyer, Ben unpacks the most disturbing scene from The Pitt, and the guys debate their least favorite characters (Santos hive, brace yourselves). Five stars only. Mondays & Thursdays. Otherwise? what are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS Give your body what it deserves with IM8! Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order.  Whether you?re just wanting to test an idea out, or you?re getting serious about launching your own brand - it?s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys. Show your dog some love in the way they understand best. Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today, Josh debuts his rugged new beard era (is he auditioning for a 1923 cameo?) while Ben absolutely refuses to grow one. From there, we dive into an unfiltered, surprisingly thoughtful debate about GLP-1s, diet culture, and why modern medicine might actually be? good? We also get into why crash diets don?t work (but lifestyle resets might,) the $500 award submission drama surrounding Joe Rogan, and the behind-the-scenes reality of TV wardrobe politics. Plus: dips on dips, cowboy caviar chaos, and a What Are You Nuts that will make you rethink your fridge rules forever. Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code goodguys for up to 35% off your first order Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/goodguys  Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Shop plans at MintMobile.com/goodguys Go to LITTLESPOON.COM/GOODGUYS and enter our code GOODGUYS at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! Today?s Topical Thursday, and we?ve got the hilarious comedian Katherine Blandford with us to catch y?all up to speed. We break down Bad Bunny?s Super Bowl halftime show, why Guy Fieri?s frosted tips are the backbone of American culture, and whether Theo Von is actually ageless. We also accidentally solve the mystery of temple hair, debate lottery math and IRS scams, and uncover why extensions feel like friendship bracelets sewn into your skull. Plus: Katherine drops the story of the century, a heated debate on Heated Rivalry, and why grandparents should be banned from FaceTime IMMEDIATELY. What are ya nuts? Love ya! Check out Katherine?s Dates HERE Watch Katherine's Special, "Catholic Cowgirl" HERE Connect with Katherine HERE  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: For 55% off your order + FREE shipping, head to NurtureLife.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today we ask the age old question- why is fast food - and 7-Eleven - better everywhere except America? From Japan?s convenience-store perfection to Montreal McDonald?s, we unpack how we ended up settling for worse food at higher prices. We also get into snow-day culture, Josh?s PSA on snow-shoveling heart attacks, Ben?s new phone-free Shabbat routine, parenting screen-time guilt, and a full nostalgia run through Wayne?s World and Austin Powers. Plus, we answer YOUR questions about beer toots, friendship politics, and gluten delusion.  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Caraway?s cookware set is a favorite for a reason, it can save you up to $190 versus buying the items individually. Plus, if you visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.  Right now LMNT is o?ering a free 8-count Sample Pack of their most popular drink mix flavors with any purchase. Get yours at DrinkLMNT.com/goodguys  Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to Quo.com/goodguys. Quo - no missed calls, no missed customers. For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/goodguys. Must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! It?s Topical Thursday and we?re diving straight into the 2026 Grammys - the performances, the shockers, the discourse, and the moments that made us text each other in all caps. We break down everything from the new artist lineup to the most viral performances, who crushed it, who confused us, and why this year?s Grammys felt especially unhinged. Plus: Heated debates about Tyler The Creator, Billie Eilish?s speech, Addison Rae?s performance, Olivia Dean?s breakout, and why Leon Thomas might?ve saved the night. And of course? a few detours into Todd Chrisley, camp trauma, iguana attacks, and whether Alex Honnold should be allowed near a skyscraper. What are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Redefine your standard of health. Secure 20% off your order and begin your intentional wellness journey today at Piquelife.com/goodguys.  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Oh boy, do we have a treat for you this week. Drake Bell is back on the show and immediately thrown into the madness: Josh?s flu-voice, Ben?s missing ass (as confirmed by Zepbound), and a deeply emotional discussion about? toddler pooping anxiety. We catch up on Drake?s wild year - 91 shows, 150 flights, Latin America tours, dad life in Florida, Minions Land obsessions - and Drake tells the full story of the absolutely deranged reality show that made him dive off a 33-foot platform and burst his eardrum. We also get into parenting philosophies, routines, gambling responsibly (we think), dermatology fears, how becoming fathers changed everything, and whether the trio has officially entered their ?unc? era. It?s nostalgic, hilarious, heartfelt, and exactly the kind of episode fans loved the last time Drake joined the show. Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: As a special offer for GOOD GUYS listeners, goodwipes is giving you your first pack for FREE! Buy any package in store, text them your receipt, and get reimbursed almost immediately. For more details, head to goodwipes.com/GOODGUYS.  See thicker, stronger, faster-growing hair with less shedding in just 3-6 months with Nutrafol. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month?s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10 Right now, Collective is giving you fifty percent off of your first two months when you go to Collective.com/GOODGUYS Shop SKIMS Mens at http://www.skims.com/goodguys #skimspartner Head to Superpower.com and use code GOODGUYS at checkout for $20 off your membership. Live up to your 100-Year potential. #superpowerpod Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! This week, we are extremely topical- Kanye?s apology letter and the wild unsealed texts blowing up the Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni case. We break down everything from forgiveness in Judaism to whether Alex Honnold should be paid $25M to climb a building without a harness. Then, our favorite legal expert Lawyer Limor Mojdehiazad joins us to unpack the ICE investigation, Taylor Swift?s viral texts, the Baldoni/Lively mess, and the devastating Nick Reiner case. It?s a chaotic, sharp, and surprisingly heartfelt deep dive into the biggest legal stories of the week. Love y?all, and we hope you love us too. Otherwise, what are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Go to DRINKAG1.COM/GOODGUYS to get their best offer? get 3 FREE AG1 Travel Packs and 3 FREE AGZ Travel Packs, plus FREE Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order!  Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less. Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Wayfair. Every style.Every home. For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS. Must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! Jared Freid touches down (literally) to talk the Bears playoff, his ?slapstick idiot brother? era, the insanity of dating at 40, and the man who hit 2 million Delta miles? in Delta Comfort. Plus, we dive into improv-compatible partners, why couples? friends are harder to find than spouses, and Jared?s inch-and-a-half uneven legs becoming the key to his golf swing. What, are ya nuts?  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS. Go to https://kachava.com and use code GOODGUYS. New customers get twenty dollars off an order of two bags or more, January 1st through 31st! Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code goodguys for up to 35% off your first order Whether you?re just wanting to test an idea out, or you?re getting serious about launching your own brand - it?s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! It?s Topical Thursday and your boys are BACK. Josh recounts getting the flu at MrBeast?s premiere, Ben swears off Zyrtec and dull knives, and we break down the wildest moment on Traitors. We also solve: Are pocket knives sexy? Is dried guava just sugar? And why does Wicked reference dialysis?? What are ya nuts?!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Branch Basics - Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code GOODGUYS at https://branchbasics.com/ GOODGUYS #branchbasicspod Little Spoon - littlespoon.com/GOODGUYS and enter our code GOODGUYS at checkout to get 30% OFF your first Little Spoon order. IM8 - Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order. Seriously, this is one of those offers you?ll wish you?d jumped on sooner! Shopify - Whether you?re just wanting to test an idea out, or you?re getting serious about launching your own brand - it?s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys.  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! It?s another immaculate Monday and the Good Guys are officially topical? allegedly. We?re kicking off 2026 with a wide-ranging, unhinged conversation that somehow becomes spiritual along the way. From Ben?s shocking courtside experience at a Miami Heat game to Josh?s Costco gas-line confrontation that turns into a full-blown moral reckoning, we break down why Florida might secretly be the best place to live, how New York keeps making life harder for no reason, and why hospitality actually matters. We also weigh in on celebrity mom group drama, the rise of ?Hallmark hunks,? GLP-1 stigma , and the strange comfort of realizing your salad might be worse than your sandwich. Plus, the first Moron Mail of the year delivers real relationship advice, questionable hypotheticals, and a reminder that some questions truly shouldn?t be asked. We?re topical. We?re spiritual. What are ya, nuts? Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Durable - Visit durable.com/goodguys and get started with Durable for free today. When you?re ready to publish your website, use code GOODGUYS for 30% off all plans. Nutrafol - Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month?s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10 Caraway- Caraway?s cookware set is a favorite for a reason, it can save you up to $190 versus buying the items individually. Plus, if you visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! In Part 2, we go deeper with MrBeast - past the algorithms, past the numbers, and into the real conversations. We talk fatherhood, relationships, sacrifice, and the tradeoffs that come with building something at the highest possible level. Plus, MrBeast opens up about why slowing down isn?t simple, how success reshapes your personal life, and the reality of choosing between being present and being great. It?s an honest conversation about ambition, legacy, love, and what it actually takes to stay on top. What, are ya nuts? Love ya! Watch Season 2 of Beast Games on Amazon Prime! New episodes drop every Wednesday. Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Hero Bread - Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout. Mint Mobile - This January, quit overspending on wireless with 50% off Unlimited premium wireless. Plans start at $15/month at MintMobile.com/goodguys. Hims - To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS. Collective - Collective is giving you fifty percent off of your first two months when you go to Collective.com/GOODGUYS Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! This week, we?re sitting down with MrBeast (AKA Jimmy Donaldson) to break down how he became the biggest creator on the internet - and what it really takes to stay there. From viral videos and insane giveaways to burnout, pressure, and the business behind YouTube?s biggest empire, nothing is off limits. We talk money, fame, obsession, mistakes, and what most people still get wrong about success online. Watch Beast Games Season 2 on Prime Video! New episodes out Wednesdays. Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Durable - Visit durable.com/goodguys and get started with Durable for free today. When you?re ready to publish your website, use code GOODGUYS for 30% off all plans. LMNT - Right now LMNT is offering a free sample pack with any purchase, That?s 8 single serving packets FREE with any LMNT order. This is a great way to try all 8 flavors or share LMNT with a friend. Get yours at DrinkLMNT.com/goodguys. Bilt- Join the loyalty program for renters at joinbilt.com/goodguys Quo - Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to Quo.com/goodguys. Home Chef - Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! It?s 2026, the guys are officially TOPICAL, and Josh and Ben are BACK after the longest holiday limbo known to mankind. From surviving two weeks of nonstop childcare to debating whether beards are freeing or deeply unsettling, this episode is a full-tilt New Year catch-up. We?re unpacking Christmas chaos, Florida house parties with valet and caviar bumps, questionable Santa encounters, Costco tuna revelations, and why Elf on the Shelf might actually be a government informant. Plus: caffeine interventions, supplement regret, failing big as a life goal, parenting breakthroughs, Tim Allen slander, and Ray Charles facts that will stop you in your tracks. What are ya nuts? Love ya!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Pique - Secure 20% off your order and begin your intentional wellness journey today at Piquelife.com/goodguys. Hims- To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS. Little Spoon - Get 30% off your first online order at littlespoon.com/GOODGUYS with code GOODGUYS at checkout Momentous - Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code goodguys for up to 35% off your first order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! For our FIRST official guest of 2026, we have the internet?s favorite self-help icon herself?MEL FREAKING ROBBINS. We talk addiction, boundaries, weight loss, marriage dynamics, manifesting that actually works, and why our brains fight change at every turn. Mel reads us instantly, gives us tools we?ll actually use, and makes us rethink how we show up in our lives heading into the New Year. It?s funny, uncomfortable, grounding, and exactly the reset we needed to kick off 2026. What are ya nuts? Love ya!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Durable - Visit durable.com/goodguys and get started with Durable for free today. When you?re ready to publish your website, use code GOODGUYS for 30% off all plans. Goodwipes - goodwipes.com/goodguys to snag a free pack of goodwipes. Ka'Chava - Go to https://kachava.com and use code GOODGUYS. New customers get twenty dollars off an order of two bags or more, January 1st through 31st! Hero Bread - Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout. Chewy - Save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewpanions.chewy.com/goodguys AG1 - Go to DRINKAG1.com/GOODGUYS to get their best offer? For a limited time only, get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit with your first subscription order! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year Morons! We just wanted to pop in and thank you for all of your support throughout 2025, share our plans for the new year, and give you a *little* taste of what's ahead as a gift. Wishing you all the best in 2026 and beyond! Make this the best year yet - otherwise, what are ya nuts?! Love ya!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we?re joined by world-famous mentalist Oz Pearlman, and things immediately go off the rails. Oz reads minds in real time, exposes how easily Josh and Ben give away their thoughts, and pulls off tricks that make absolutely zero sense - even after he explains them. We get into Oz?s viral moments with Joe Rogan and Howard Stern, the truth about whether magic is actually real, and why mind reading works even when you don?t believe in it. Plus: ultra-marathons, three kids, magician beef, and one final mentalist stunt that leaves the room fully broken. Stick around - this episode will make you question reality? and your own intelligence. What, are ya nuts? Love ya!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Prolon - Prolon is offering GOODGUYS listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program for your post-holiday glow-up when you go to ProlonLife.com/GOODGUYS. Shopify - Whether you?re just wanting to test an idea out, or you?re getting serious about launching your own brand - it?s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys. Vivrelle - Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using code goodguys for your first month of membership FREE Vital Vitamins - Vital Vitamins is offering my listeners 20% of all orders with code GOODGUYS at myvitalvitamins.com Sleepme - Visit www.sleep.me/GoodGuys to get 20% off your Chilipad with code goodguys. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons, and Merry Christmas! Today, Santa crash-landed into the studio - except it?s actually just Nick Antonyan (aka the one and only Jonah) in a full Santa suit. We get into Jewish Christmas discourse, Armenian holiday food, unhinged Christmas gifts, Hollywood manifestation, and a surprisingly sincere convo about betting on yourself and making impossible dreams happen. Plus: airline maps, childhood obesity, and why Nick goes all out for the holiday these days. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and Happy New Year!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Nutrafol - For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month?s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10. Vital Vitamins - Vital Vitamins is offering my listeners 20% of all orders with code GOODGUYS at myvitalvitamins.com Function - Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS25 for a $25 credit towards your membership. Hims - To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS. Vivrelle - Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using code goodguys for your first month of membership FREE Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today, we?re diving into the messy science of metabolism- does it actually slow down with age, or are we just? fat? The guys debate fast vs. slow metabolisms, Michael Phelps? 12,000-calorie diet, childhood food trauma, GLP-1s, fasting culture, and how much the brain really burns thinking (spoiler: not enough to earn a Snickers). Plus: the greatest candy of all time, the danger of gas-station Kratom, menstrual face masks (???), gay sheep couture, and relationship & parenting advice from Moron Mail. What more could you ask for? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguys Shopify - Whether you?re just wanting to test an idea out, or you?re getting serious about launching your own brand - it?s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys. Ollie - Go to ollie.com/goodguys and use code goodguys to get 60% off your first box! Home Chef - HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! Today, Josh explains the very specific mechanics of tanning beds (including pressure points and personal boundaries), while Ben recounts a nightmare creator dinner that ends in public humiliation. Plus: TikTok Live money, QVC sliding into the DMs, awkward public encounters, and why sometimes it?s best to just? stand up and move out of the aisle. What are ya nuts? Love ya!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Mint Mobile - Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at MINT MOBILE dot com slash goodguys. Ollie - Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Vital Vitamins - Vital Vitamins is offering my listeners 20% of all orders with code GOODGUYS at myvitalvitamins.com Warby Parker - Warby Parker has over 300+ locations to help you find your next pair of glasses. You can also head over to Warby Parker dot com slash GOODGUYS right now to try on any pair virtually! Krusteaz - Bring a little extra joy to your kitchen this holiday season with Krusteaz! Visit krusteaz.com to find festive recipes and inspiration for every celebration. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we're joined by the Parisian queen herself, our DARLING Joey Camasta! We cover everything from Botox injection sites to Josh?s Miss Nancy drag era, from Parisian homeless men drinking champagne to why Joey might defect to France for the tax bracket alone. We talk Snooki, cookie cults, plastic surgery wish-lists, Hallmark gay-movie monopolies, Putin?s alleged soft side (??), and Joey?s dream to star opposite Josh in a steamy holiday film. Plus, Joey reveals what really makes a gay icon, why Britney is forever that girl, and the guys accidentally stage a full improv scene that? kind of slays? And if you think otherwise? what are ya nuts?!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase. Vivrelle - Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using code goodguys for your first month of membership FREE Function - Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS25 for a $25 credit towards your membership. IM8 - Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future. Soul - GetSoul.com, promo code GOODGUYS for 30% off. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! It's another gorgeous Thursday here with the Good Guys IN PERSON! Josh and Ben are reunited back in the city and oh boy is it beautiful. We start off delving into our favorite Chinese restaurants, and end up deciding to fast and go vegan in 2026... We'll see which one sticks. Plus, we recap our recent Amazon Live, delve into AI wives, The Shade Room, therapy, and answer an *extremely* juicy piece of Moron Mail all about a ruined friendship. You better tune in, otherwise... what are ya nuts? Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Bilt - Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/goodguys Goodwipes - Go grab yourself some Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, or most local grocery stores?just head to the toilet paper aisle and look for the bright aqua, rose, and emerald packs. Or skip the trip and add them to your Amazon cart today. Branch Basics - Get 15% off and Free Shipping on their premium starter pack when you use code GOODGUYS at Branch Basics.com/GOODGUYS. IM8 - Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order Ro Body - Go to ro.co/GOOD for your free insurance check. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Robby Hoffman is back, and we dive straight into the things she understands better than anyone: growing up nothing adjacent, surviving cockroaches, Vegas weddings, and manifesting a career apex that felt eventual and inevitable. We talk self-worth, career patience, good marriages (shoutout Gabby, Claudia, and Paige!) bad tipping systems, and the gift of finding someone who refines you instead of reshaping you. It?s thoughtful, sharp, and effortlessly funny - a truly great sit-down with one of our favorites. Check out Robby's Netflix Special "Wake Up" Out December 14th! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: LMNT - Right now LMNT is offering a free sample pack with any purchase, That?s 8 single serving packets FREE with any LMNT order. This is a great way to try all 8 flavors or share LMNT with a friend. Get yours at DrinkLMNT.com/goodguys. Mack Weldon - Go to MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code GOODGUYS. Chewy - Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet?s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need. Prolon - Just visit ProlonLife.com/GOODGUYS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Aura Frames - $35 off with code GOODGUYS Function - Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS25 for a $25 credit towards your membership. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today we?re deep in our natural habitat: consumerism, contusions, and cursed outlet mall energy. We navigate in-person recordings, red-eyes, and the emotional minefield of December travel optimism. From classic baby name philosophy to monetizing our QVC daydreams on Amazon Live, this is peak Good Guys logic - where the sales are salmon, the bruises are blue, and the gratitude is real. Five stars- otherwise what are ya nuts?  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Nutrafol - For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month?s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10. Skims - NO LOGO - Shop SKIMS Mens at SKIMS.com. The SKIMS Holiday Shop is now open at SKIMS.com.   Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future. Home Chef - HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! Today, we sit down with former CIA officer and bestselling author Andrew Bustamante for one of the wildest conversations we?ve ever had. We talk Epstein files, how the government actually hides secrets, CIA interrogation tests, what really happens inside Langley, how to escape a mugger (Ben?s ?fake phone call? technique gets reviewed), digital security nightmares, and the truth behind spy tradecraft. Plus, a shocking amount of Dunkin? Donuts discourse. What are ya, nuts?! Love ya! Want to learn more from Andrew? Find your Spy Superpower Read Andrew?s CIA book ?Shadow Cell?  Follow Andy on YouTube Explore Spy School Support Andy's sponsor Axolt Brain Listen to the podcast Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguys Hero Bread - Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GOODGUYS at checkout. Fatty15 - Fatty15 is on a mission to optimize your C15 levels to help you live healthier, longer. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to fatty15.com/GOODGUYS and using code GOODGUYS at checkout. Aura Frames - $35 off with code GOODGUYS Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons and Happy Thanksgiving! We?re kicking things off in proper Good Guys fashion with a full Halloween recap on Thanksgiving, including Ben?s cross-dressing origin story and the moment CVS betrayed him with a wall of XXL Shaq-branded peach gummies. Josh walks us through the peak joys of trick-or-treating with kids, and somehow we immediately pivot into Jewish diners, bergamot-brisket?themed cologne, and whether restaurants should legally be required to add an extra shrimp for the table. We break down the Justin Baldoni lawsuit update, debate why all GLP-1 drugs sound like discontinued Pokémon, and delve into some really juicy Moron Mail: overbearing relatives, inheritance drama, student loan rage, and the chaotic beauty of multi-generational holiday dysfunction. What are ya, nuts?! Love y?all and Happy Holidays!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguys. Ollie - Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Krusteaz - Bring a little extra joy to your kitchen this holiday season with Krusteaz! Visit krusteaz.com to find festive recipes and inspiration for every celebration. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code goodguys at checkout to get 30% off sitewide Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future Ro Body - Go to Ro.co/GOOD for your free insurance check. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today, we?re sitting down with the one and only Ryan Serhant to talk about the wild reality of selling $90M homes, dealing with impatient billionaires, and why buying a $308M property over text is apparently normal now. We get into influencer real estate (he wants us to become agents, which? honestly, might crush it), the future of cities like New York and LA, and the psychology behind extreme wealth. Ryan also shares some unreal behind-the-scenes stories - including the pettiest dealbreaker we've ever heard involving a blanket - and why happiness and importance aren't the same thing (even on a $250M yacht). It?s equal parts inspiring, insane, and very, very Ryan.?This episode is 5 stars - otherwise, what are you nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Ro Body - Go to Ro.co/GOOD for your free insurance check. Signos - Go to signos.com and get 25% off select plans with code GOOD Aura Frames - $45 off with code GOODGUYS Vital Vitamins - Vital Vitamins is offering my listeners 20% of all orders with code GOODGUYS at myvitalvitamins.com. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today we?re beautifully making our way through all the important topics: why Mormons are elite coworkers, the mystery of Jewish Jeromes, Jeremy Allen White?s ?total package? energy, and Josh?s emerging destiny as the King of Bollywood. The guys pitch their worst business ideas yet (bottled pasta water, anyone?), debate phone-free parenting, unpack cheating ethics, and process some incredibly informational Sydney Sweeney research. Plus, Ben accidentally ships a GoPuff order across the country and Josh defends the Black Eyed Peas like it?s his life?s work. What are ya nuts? Love ya!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Bilt - Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/goodguys Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future. Olipop - Get $2 off a 4-pack of OLIPOP- Works on any flavor of 4-pack, including Spongebob, any retailer at drinkolipop.com/GOODGUYS Krusteaz - Bring a little extra joy to your kitchen this holiday season with Krusteaz! Visit krusteaz.com to find festive recipes and inspiration for every celebration. Soul - Right now, Soul is offering my audience 30% off your entire order! Go to GetSoul.com and use the code GOODGUYS. Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! This week, we?re joined by the Head of Instagram himself, Adam Mosseri, for a revealing, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt breakdown of how IG actually works. We ask every question you?ve ever yelled into the void: Is shadow banning real? Why did your reach plummet overnight? Does the algorithm have feelings? And yes- where the hell is it even stored?  Adam explains the truth about Reels, why funny content still crushes, how political posts tank engagement, and what keeps him up at night running a platform with 3 billion users. We also get into parenting, screen-time drama, spy-theory paranoia between social platforms, creator perks, Zuckerberg?s chain era, and MORE. If you?ve ever posted, doom-scrolled, obsessed over insights, or cursed the algorithm? this episode is for you. If not? what are ya, nuts? Love ya!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: LMNT - Right now LMNT is offering a free sample pack with any purchase, That?s 8 single serving packets FREE with any LMNT order. This is a great way to try all 8 flavors or share LMNT with a friend. Get yours at DrinkLMNT.com/goodguys. Chewy - Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet?s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need. Signos - Go to signos.com and get $10 off select plans with code GOOD Function - Function is a near-360 view to see what?s happening in your body, and my first 1000 listeners get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS100 at sign-up to own your health. Warby Parker - You can also head over to WarbyParker.com/GOODGUYS right now to try on any pair virtually! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices