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Rock, Scissor, Cutters
The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard.
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Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
Dec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT
Dec 9-10 Palm Beach, FL
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I'm Receiving Votes
Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Video from co-host Alex (3:30)
Qualities you need to protest (11:45)
Most annoying things on the internet (32:53)
Pastor prays against "hoes" (1:03:00)
and more
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Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJ
Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
Dec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT
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Kit Kat Money w/ Derrick Stroup
On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's...
Topics Include:
Intro (00:00)
Chili's (3:50)
John's lack of social awareness (10:20)
Let me size you up (18:08)
Relationship Advice (43:00)
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Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJ
Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
Dec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT
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Rihanna's House
John's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of day!
Topics Include:
Intro (00:00)
Nascar blunder (3:30)
John's viral bowl cut (14:32)
Protestor rants (32:00)
Bad texts (59:35)
Fact checks (1:11:28)
and more...
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Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUT
Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJ
Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT
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Choke-fil-A
John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat?
TOPICS:
Intro (00:00)
John DM's Kevin James (4:37)
John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)
Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)
Half Mast Flags (42:45)
Umpire Pets Pitcher (57:33)
Fact Check (1:03:38)
The Karen Debate (1:08:15)
...and more
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Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUT
Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJ
Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VA
Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUT
Nov 18-20 Greenville, SC
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Moms vs Mermaids
There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second, Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus.
Intro (00:00)
The human body goes to work (00:54)
Show stories w/ John (05:20)
Little mermaid (29:00)
Profile pic rules (39:26)
Queen Elizabeth (48:05)
Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)
Fact check (1:07:10)
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Appleton, WI - 09/15 - 17
Spokane, WA - 09/29-10/1
New Brunswick, NJ - 10/6-8
Virginia Beach, VA - 10/21-22
Dayton, OH - 11/11-12 - SOLD OUT
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Alabama Mustang
We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.
Topics Include:
Intro (00:00)
Cowboy boots - (3:05)
John buys a Mustang - (12:23)
Florida Georgia Line - (26:25)
Mississippi football coach gets beat Up - (34:15)
Emotional support alligators - (50:40)
The confidence of a pilot - (1:18:30)
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Men In Black 5 w/ Derrick Stroup
This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs.
Topics include:
Intro (00:00)
Accents (01:15)
Rec basketball leauge (06:35)
Most intimidating men (13:15)
Derrick's Starbucks story (28:12)
John gets confronted by the police (51:55)
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It Must Be Mocked
If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.
Topics Include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Where are jerseys acceptable?
- John's DM drama
- Reacting to Rogan
- Mini Library update (worst one yet)
- What NOT to wear for an alter call
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Don't Forget To Wave
THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.
Topics Include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Dating for content (3:50)
- John goes into bit mode (14:58)
- The importance of the wave (19:50)
- Documentaries are fake (53:00)
- Bama rushtok (1:03:42)
- John was in a fraternity? (1:21:04)
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Left On Read
John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go.
Topics include:
- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)
- John's British Accent (27:33)
- MLS Soccer (30:57)
- Will Smith's Apology (34:07)
- Getting Left on Read (57:10)
- How to DM a Celebrity (1:25:40)
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No Cap (w/ Josh Black)
Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.
Topics:
- John's "support" at Josh's show (3:20)
- John gets a lesson on slang (25:44)
- Joshua & the Promise Land (45:23)
- John reveals his middle name (48:23)
- Black church versus white church (53:45)
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Respect The Flag
There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp...
Topics Include:
- Religious Freedom
- Bird Scooters
- Breaking Rules
- Getting in dumb fights with your significant other
- Getting left on read
- The National Anthem
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I Like Your Shoes
Instead of blocking that person on Twitter, just forgive your Dad.
Topics Include:
- Dixie Stampede
- Hooters
- The effect comedy has on people
- Noah's Ark Video
- Compliment Challenge
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Masculine Brands
Another Thursday another Net Positive.
Topics Include:
- Giving the fans (you) a collective name
- Why have masculine brands become popular streetwear?
- Throwing out the first pitch for the Atlanta Braves
- Friend ratios
...and more
Shirt no longer for sale due to copyright issues.
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Get Off My Digital Lawn
Happy 4th of July, everybody. Jump in to hear John rant on fireworks, social anxiety, protests, getting left on read, a new compliment challenge, and more.
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Nothing But The Truth (w/ Jackie Lee)
It's nothing but the truth when Jackie Lee stops by the studio.
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Falls Of The Presidency
If you like rants, you've come to the right place.
Topics include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Failed Joke (5:56)
- Presidential Falls (16:28)
- Instagram Scammers (31:30)
- I Don't Get It (Part 2) (40:40)
- Fan Submissions (45:45)
- Peter Pan Syndrome (49:48)
- Dave Ramsey (1:00:16)
- More Fan Submissions (1:23:00)
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I Don't Get It
This week's episode is PACKED, and nothing goes better with hot takes than a big announcement.
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Do Better
Nothing like a good ole fashion hour of jokes and controversy.
Topics include:
- Trailer (0:00)
- Reflecting on the new special (1:10)
- Has Pride Month gone too far? (18:00)
- Blind reacting to IG comments (34:33)
- Mental health is out of control (44:50)
- Personality traits are not excuses (57:15)
- "Do better" people are the worst (1:09:20)
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Jason Moana
John brings in friend and TV Host, Victoria Moghaddami to give her take on last week's episode with Molly, and much more!
Topics include:
- Women do google men (2:30)
- John Gets starstruck by John B (14:28)
- Pressure to be "cool" (26:26)
- "When I was growing up..." (33:53)
- Whose career should you choose? (38:18)
- YouTube Comments (49:07)
- Jason Moana (57:05)
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Scale of 1-10
Not saying we're an advice podcast, but this episode might save lives.
Topics include:
- Intro (0:00)
- John's New Special Announcement & Jokes (1:15)
- Mini Library Emails (8:25)
- Bird In the Airport (14:52)
- Scale of 1-10 (24:30)
- Dating Advice For Molly (52:08)
...and more.
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Must Be Nice (w/ Derrick Stroup)
Episode 3 comes with a new voice on the mic. Comedian Derrick Stroup stops by the studio to join in on the conversation.
Topics include:
- Helping the blind: 1:50 - 7:24
- Is John a Karen??: 7:50 - 13:02
- Life without a car: 30:44 - 40:30
- No tissues in therapy: 40:30 - 44:57
- Comedians are prophets: 46:35 - 48:08
- Uber nightmare: 1:02:45 - 1:11:23
- "Must be nice"": 1:20:08 - 1:21:45
- How to just be a fan: 1:21:45 - 1:26:11
...and more.
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Cancel Mini Libraries
In Episode 2, John touches on all of society's most important issues.
Topics include:
- Group text pollution
- John's vacation
- World's best restaurant name
- How to properly merge
- The meaning of Net Positive
- Official Sunday Funday rules
- Mini libraries must be stopped
...and more.
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Mid-Major Celebrity
Episode 1 comin' in hot with plenty of stories, laughs, and even some educational value.
Topics include:
- Why John started a podcast @ 4:53 - 8:24
- Meme pages are doing too much @ 18:43 - 23:47
- Recruiting Men @ 28:30 - 29:30
- Giving Keys @ 31:50 - 38:30
- Asking a girl to prom @ 43:44 - 47:55
- Failed Jokes @ 47:58 - 50:13
- Airplane etiquette @ 50:14 - 56:58
- Virtue signaling @ 57:00 - 1:00:33
- Kim Kardashian's work ethic @ 1:00:39 - 1:05:50
...and more.
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Trailer
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube.
This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net... It's a positive.
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