We all have that one friend who will do anything to get jiggy with your family's handyman. But who will get to the "Finnish Line" first?!

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It's our 200th episode, so this week's crime is about ... TREES! Trees so good you'd face a maniac armed with a GoPro and a hammer. Or is that just ... pett-tree? Happy 200, y'all!

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A student resorts to something disgraceful when faced with ... a hard class?

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There's no honor for the honor system when a $50 gift card is on the line. Or maybe you can hit 40,000 steps a day, every day, for weeks on end - while working a full-time job?! Maybe?

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When a work dinner reservation is made for 10 people, one woman goes INSANE. And rightfully so!

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With a turtle on your car, you can bring anything you want to the music festival. Just not Tiff!

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Doinking Derek is but one corporate training away. But what happens when office terror Mariana tries to join the fun? And ladies, PLEASE date our special guest Carl Tart (SNL).

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Driven to madness by the frat boys upstairs, our young heroine takes matters into her own hands ...

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A picture tells a thousand words, but she only needed one to dump his ass ... "Vanda".

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Verily! What would thoust do if a white lady tried to cut in line using her sob story? Wouldst thou be petty? Or doth the white lady protest too much?!

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How many donuts do four grown women need to keep their 20-year friendship alive? Definitely more than 3, right? Featuring Sarah Sherman (SNL, new HBO special)!

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And I couldn't help but wonder ... when does an "off-limits" guy become "on limits" again? Can a city really be big and small? And how does The Bailiff know more about Sex & The City than anyone else on this podcast?

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Be careful what you wish for. Especially if what you wish for is your ex to come to your house party and cause some drama. Cos there'll be drama. Just not the kind you wanted!

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Was this concert ticket free, or will my husband have to be our private chauffeur as payment?

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Do you need permission from your ex to live with your ex's ex-roommate?

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When does a moving truck become just a regular truck that your neighbor parks outside your window with the engine on all night?

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Sending you a gift for the eye surgery. Just want to verify your current address is Atlantis Paradise Island, The Bahamas?!

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The problem with emotional affairs are ... they get EMOTIONAL. Featuring Normal Gossip's Rachelle Hampton!

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So excited to celebrate my in-laws' anniversary with my husband, his family, some peacocks, and half my sorority. What? Sorority sisters are family too, right?

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Wow, two crimes about college roommates in a row. Is something going on with college roommates right now?!

WATCH ROOMMATES ON NETFLIX!

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Just remember: if you push your rich roomie too far, the money's gonna move out too!

WATCH CEARA'S MOVIE 'ROOMMATES' ON NETFLIX APRIL 17TH!!!

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Would you like to return your fake bag online, or would you like to come harass me in person? With special guest Laci Mosley.

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Would you please help my son (your ex) pick out a new bedframe (to have sex in with other women)?

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Is having no friends a red flag? Maybe. What about writing a book in which your only friend dies?

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Dress for the job you want (unless it's making Tiffany cry at a pop-up festival).

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You know what might help introduce your new boyfriend to our mother? A disguise!

Recorded live at The City Winery NYC with special guest Erin Farrington.

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Technically, we don't have a "No Boys Allowed" policy - but, for this one man, I would like to make an exception.

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Thanks for helping me find my cat, neighbor! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to never speak to you again.

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I would like to sign up for a group trip. However, I would like to be alone for the group trip. And if you try to come with me ... I'll leave your ass behind!

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Hey! Haven't heard from you guys, so I'm gonna submit our group project 2 days early without any of your stuff. Okay great thanks bye!

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Thanks for helping me pack the U-Haul. Before I go, just wanted to say: never liked you, your friends suck, bye bye!

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You can have ranch with your pizza, but you have to buy the whole bottle. And the bottle costs $25. Don't like it? Get lost!

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Congrats on being the only sober person at my birthday! Wanna come to the after-party? Actually, can you drive us there? All of us?

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There’s a fine line between someone crashing with you and someone accidentally becoming your roommate - and you just crossed it! Plus, the earth-rattling debut of THE BAILIFF.

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I know it's against company policy. And I know I wrote that policy, but ... make me the forbidden cake for my daughter's birthday! Add one to the accent count for Ceara. Griff had to go live on the farm (NOT LIKE THAT) so we're joined by special co-host Sarah Doerner.

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Can you legally kiss your boss's son on New Year's Eve? What if I told you I only did it because I hate my boss(!). Plus, the fabulous Chandler Dean (Abolish Everything!) is here!!!

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It's been 7 years. I haven't returned a single one of your phone calls. BUT ... do you wanna be my bridesmaid?! Be sure to celebrate the holidays by taking a shot every time Griff talks about "exchanging energies."

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Kindly RSVP you will not kiss my husband on the lips, or tell anyone we're in a throuple. Sincerely, The Bride. Plus, Griff with an update on what a Port-A-Potty is For-Ta-Potty!

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Welcome to Dirty Daniel Island! We’ve got spiders, mold, broken ankles, and exactly three forks. What's not to love?!

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Real-life private investigator Mackenzie Fultz (Dating Detectives) is here to quote Taylor Swift, convince Griff to rent a car, and finally teach Ceara how to do an accent.

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Uh oh! Mommy and Daddy are fighting. That can only mean one thing ... our Annual Thanksgiving PuPu Pettyganza! Small crimes only. No crumbs.

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Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, THANKSGIVING SURPRISE! Ceara walks us through the Lily Allen drama, and Griff learns why all the cool kids are saying Tempe.

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Comedian Beth Stelling gets us fantasizing about tall Belgian bodybuilders who throw tables to let their feelings out. It's 100 degrees out and the Korean soft porn is on ... let's get petty!

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What would it take for you to kill your husband? A lie? An affair? A cashew?! Plus, Ceara names her richest friend. And, aww, Griff made some artwork!

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Our spoooookiest episode ever! Corsets, keycards, and Kiki’s - oh my! Oh, and a warning: this week’s episode contains an actual literal ghost (kinda).

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How nude is TOO nude? How far will Ceara go for lobster? And why does this week's crime involve a squad of 4-year-old crime scene investigators? All will be answered on this week's Petty Crimes...

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A petty crime at a fabulous retirement community.

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Petty Crimes investigates real-life interpersonal drama to uncover who is guilty of a petty crime. Hosted by SNL writer Ceara Jane O'Sullivan and retired model Griff Stark-Ennis. Part true-crime, mostly comedy, completely petty.

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A petty crime at a charter school featuring wild staff parties, teacher drama, and an eavesdropping principal’s quick rise to power.  

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