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In this silly Parker?s class wants a pet. Not just because it would be fun, but because it would teach responsibility. And grownups love responsibility.
But what starts as a perfectly reasonable idea quickly spirals when Parker takes it upon himself to choose the class pet.

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In this silly (and slightly ridiculous) story, Emily has a bit of a problem?she breaks things. Not on purpose, of course. She just has a very hard time being gentle. When a small accident turns into a very big problem, Emily and her brother Zach discover that sometimes the very thing that makes you different might be exactly what the world needs.

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In this silly story, Gus and Genevieve are encouraged to build a snowman by parents who insist it?s a kids? activity. As the grown-ups hover, hint, and make things increasingly weird, the kids discover that sometimes adults want in on the fun too? they just don?t want to admit it.

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We?re wrapping up the year with a special replay episode!

While LOL Storytime is on a short holiday break, we?re revisiting the most-loved story of 2025, as chosen by you.

After tallying listener votes, one story came out on top, and this episode is your chance to hear it again (or discover why it became the fan favourite).

LOL Storytime returns this Thursday with a brand-new bonus story, and again on Monday with a brand-new episode for everyone. Thanks so much for listening this year, and here?s to even more laughs and silliness in the year ahead.

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In this silly story, Andy is itching to get his hands on some GAMEBUX ? the only kind of money that really matters? video game money! But Andy quickly learns that money doesn?t grow on trees. Sometimes you have to work for it. And sometimes that work might mean wiping pizza sauce off someone else's face.

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In this silly story, Oliver can speak two different languages. His friends are all very impressed, until a new girl shows up, who can speak 4 different languages. Oliver goes from feeling special, to... not so special. But he's about to really turn some heads when he discovers there is another language he can speak. A language that might include a woof or two. 

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In this silly story, a boy?s parents are at their wits? end. Their son absolutely refuses to take a bath. They?ve tried songs, toys, bribes and sticker charts. Nothing works. Their final hope? A desperate call to the Bath Police.

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In this silly story, a popular trend has been driving one kid up the wall. It seems like he?s the only one who doesn?t get the joke. But after a visit to a monk on a tall mountain gives him some much-needed clarity, he?s excited to return home and finally join in on the fun?only to discover that everyone now thinks the trend is ?old.?

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In this silly story, all the kids at school are acting like wizards. Ari knows there?s no such thing as real magic, so why does everyone keep threatening to turn him into a frog? or a wet spaghetti noodle? When Ari tries to prove it?s all pretend, strange things start happening that make him question if he's been wrong this whole time.

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In this silly story, Rollins, Maris, and Wells go house shopping. Choosing a house isn?t something you can trust your parents to do. Parents sometimes miss the important stuff, like making sure there?s a basketball hoop, a swimming pool, and at least seven different playrooms. The siblings think they?ve finally found the perfect house? now they just have to convince their parents to go along with it. Easy, right?

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In this silly story, Koby is the kind of kid who always says, ?Come on, just try it.? Whether it?s climbing tall trees, eating hot sauce, or riding a bike blindfolded, he?s always there to encourage his friends to step outside of their comfort zone zone. But when Koby convinces his cautious friend Desmond to explore a cave, the boys discover that trying new things isn't always such a good idea.

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Come listen to the winning stories from the LOL Storytime story writing contest. Thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to the winners! 

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In this silly story, Maximilian makes his own lunches, and unlike many of the other kids, he never forgets to bring it with him. So when his school launches Pizza Day, you?d think he?d finally get a break? except he?s the only kid who doesn?t order any. From drooling over other kids? slices to becoming the principal?s official pizza helper, Maximilian soon learns that sometimes the best thing you can do with a slice of pizza is give it away.

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In this silly story, Cori has never been sick a day in her life until a humungous sneeze changes everything! When she discovers that being sick makes her faster, stronger, and sharper, she?ll stop at nothing to catch another cold? even if it means licking a doorknob.

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In this silly story, James can?t believe his luck when his family moves into what looks like the perfect haunted house. He?s ready for flickering lights, creaky floors, and maybe even a ghostly friend. But what he finds inside isn?t exactly what he had in mind?

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In this silly story, siblings Fox and Audrey will stop at nothing to get their hands on the hottest new cereal box toy. Every kid at school is talking about it. There?s just one tiny problem: their mom, who thinks everything fun is ?just a fad.? When a rare golden version of the toy mysteriously shows up in their box of Frosted-Sugar-Os, Fox and Audrey are sure they?ll be the talk of the school? until everyone at school bursts out laughing.

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In this silly story, Lena has spent more time in time-out than anyone she knows. She?s been sent there for some pretty ridiculous reasons too. But when Lena catches her dad saying a rude word he shouldn?t have, everything changes. Suddenly she?s the one handing out time-outs and her dad is the one sitting on the stairs! At first it?s fun having the power, but then Lena takes things a little too far.

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In this silly story, Juliet wakes up on her birthday feeling a little? older. Okay, a LOT older. One minute she?s a kid, the next she?s not! Can she undo her birthday blunder before she?s stuck sipping soup and knitting scarves forever?

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In this silly story, the Wamblebrams think nothing bad can ever happen to them?they?re invinsible, after all. But after a scraped knee, a sore stomach, and a bump on the nose, nothing is as it seems. Maddie, Harper, and Everett must bumble through new dangers, face off with the TurkeyChickens, and learn that sometimes the thrill of adventure is worth a few ?ouches.?

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In this silly story, one boy is known around town as the Ideas Guy. He?s never short on brilliant, wacky, and sometimes downright impossible ideas. But when the mayor cancels the town?s beloved fall fair and asks him to come up with something even better, things don?t go quite as planned. For the first time ever, the Ideas Guy can?t think of a single idea! With a little help from his best friend (and maybe a questionable psychic), he discovers that even the best ideas sometimes need to be shared.

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In this silly story, we find out what happens when parents get tired of giving their kids rides. Why drive your kid around town when they can drive themselves using a car specifically designed for kids? And no, this isn't the toy car you remember driving along the sidewalk when you were two-and-a-half years old.

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In this silly story, a brother and sister get to see what their parents? jobs are like. It sounds like an easy day away from school. Their teachers even said all they had to do was watch. But when one parent ends up staying home sick, the rules suddenly change? and not in a fun way.

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In this silly story, one kid discovers that sometimes a hand can have a mind of its own. From breakfast gone wrong to classroom chaos, things only get stranger until some very unusual measures are taken to regain control.

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In this silly story, Rocky and Sunny head off to summer camp. It should be the best week ever?no parents, just fun. But when every other camper seems to have a cool animal-like talent, Rocky starts to feel left out. Will his brother Sunny?s strange discovery help him fit in? or cause even more chaos?

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In this silly story, Toby's dad suprises the family by telling them they're going on a road trip. Toby and his sisters aren't too happy when they find out they'll be stuck in a car all day. It gets worse when their dad tells them they're not allowed bringing their tablets along. Family sing-a-long, anyone?

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In this silly story, Ellis finds out the principal has a juicy little secret. He knows you shouldn't go sharing other people's secrets, but this one is just too juicy not to share. He decides he can trust his best friend Theo. It's not like secrets sometimes spread like wildfire... right??

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In this silly story, a brother and sister try to engage in some imaginary play. Pretending to be a police officer shouldn't be hard, but for Luke, a boy who likes having clear rules to follow, pretending just doesn't come easy. Eve wants to help her brother use his imagination, but in the process, ends up taking things too far. Way too far!

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In this silly story, Yug and Shiv discover a troll in their neighbourhood. At first it sounds fun. Maybe they could become friends with the troll, but the boys quickly find out that this troll isn't the most friendly guy around. Fortunately keeping your neighbourhood troll at bay is easy when he happens to be very gullible.

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In this silly story, the mayor of Crumbopolis decides it?s time to clean up the city ? great news for people, but not so great for bugs and animals. Where were they supposed to find half-eaten french fries now? But when a raccoon, a pigeon, an ant, and a ladybug spot a delicious waffle inside a building, they hatch a plan for what just might be the greatest snack heist in history.

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In this silly story, a girl begs her astronaut parents to bring her back something cool from space. She would love for it to be a new pet, but there aren't any animals on the moon. Or are there?


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In this silly story, two kids are warned not to mess things up during an important dinner with the royal family. No burping, no slurping, and definitely no playing with their food. But when the rules are taken a little too literally, things go downhill... all the way to the dungeon. Thankfully, sometimes a royal mess is exactly what the kingdom needs.

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In this silly story, a young soccer player shows promise ? at least in the eyes of his very enthusiastic parents. They?re convinced he?s a prodigy. He?s... probably not. But when an old, worn leather soccer ball lands in his hands ? one said to bring good luck ? things begin to change. 

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In this silly story, a new student arrives at what appears to be a completely ordinary school?brick walls, classrooms, even a staff room with donuts. But once the day begins, things take a turn. Rules seem reversed. Manners are frowned upon. And good behavior might just get you into trouble. As the days go by, the strangest part isn't the school itself?it's how quickly everything starts to feel... normal.
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In this silly story, twins Max and Emma couldn?t be more different?especially when it comes to food. Emma?s a proud foodie, while Max sticks to plain hotdogs. But when a certain hot pepper enters the picture, things spiral out of control?raising questions about who's the real foodie and why firefighters are suddenly involved. One thing?s for sure: this is not your average pepper."

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IIn this silly story, Jillian gets tired of seeing delivery vans dropping off packages to everyone except her. After ordering a special package for herself, Jillian becomes disappointed when her package never shows up. When she tries to locate her missing package, she finds herself helping delivery drivers with their never-ending truck loads of packages.

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In this silly story, three brothers discover a powerful move. A powerful, yet dirty, down right evil, not-very-nice-thing-to-do kind of move. Even knowing that it's wrong, it's so hard resist. Perhaps trying it ONCE might not hurt. Will it?

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In this silly story, two brothers find themselves looking after a baby that shows up on their doorstep. Trouble is, they don't know anything about taking care of babies. Especially ones with shockingly good dance moves. 

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In this silly story, a girl named Imogen notices a terrible smell coming from the farm near her house. It's so bad, she can't even fall asleep without nose plugs. Then, things get even worse when Imogen notices the smell at her school. Even the principal can't handle it. Has a principal ever shut down an entire school because of a bad smell? And what about the rest of town?

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In this silly story, a brother and sister have to replace their broken TV remote. When they come home from the store with a new shiny blue remote, things get a little bit weird. Especially when their father kisses one of the house plants.

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In this silly story, Adam uses his favourite number to create a series of challenges. 100 push-ups; 100 hotdogs in 100 minutes; and his current challenge: one hundred days of perfect school attendance - not one day missed. Adam's challenge gets threatened when his parents announce that their vacation will start one day early. Will Adam be able to finish his challenge? 

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In this silly story Hattie starts saving her money in a piggy bank her grandfather gives her (even though the piggy bank doesn't look like a pig). Everyone is surprised to see how well Hattie does at saving. Suddently everyone in town has an idea for how Hattie should spend her money. Who's suggestion will she pick?

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Willow usually gets a ride with her parents to her friend's house, but this time Willow decides she's going to try walking there. After all, she's been to Avery's house dozens of times. She knows the way like the back of her hand. Or does she? 

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Ever found a magic rock before and wondered what to do with it? Apparently everyone, except for Angelique, knows exactly what you're supposed to do when you find something rare and valuable. Is she seriously to believe that she shouldn't even touch it?

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In Part 2 of this silly story, two boys become the first kids to go into space. If a space museum had been of little interest to them, will an authentic experience really be any better?

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In this silly story two boys go on a family adventure to a space! Well, maybe it's just a museum about space, but infographics and 'do not touch' signs are just as good the real thing, right?

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In this silly story a meatball makes a run for it because, you know, being eaten doesn't sound like fun. But is life off of the plate really that much safer or even more enjoyable? 

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In this silly story a boy discovers his great grandfather was a famous inventor. Rocky is determined to follow in his great grandfather's footsteps and become an inventor too. He soon finds out that coming up with an incredible idea is one thing; bringing those ideas to life is a whole different challenge.

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In this silly story Felix finds himself frustrated with the homework his teacher has assigned. Even his dad finds the work confusing. Felix decides he's going back to kindergarten, where they actually know how to have fun.

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In this silly story, William's dad decides to take action after stepping on one of his son's lego pieces. Unfortunately this 'action' is taken a little too far, leaving William and his friends without anything to play with. What could possibly replace lego? Perhaps something that looks, feels, and functions like lego, only with a different name? Sometimes kids just have to find loopholes in their parents rules.

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In this silly story, a girl named Bella is given a new pet dog. After she brings her dog to school, she instantly becomes the kid everyone wants to be around. She loves the attention, but it doesn?t last long because two days later another student shows up to school with his pet. Will Bella be able to convince her classmates that her not-so-well-trained dog is the better pet?


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