Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Cincinnati Jeopardy
Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever
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2026-09-07Link to episode
Smell My Touch
Mark hosts a game that just makes sense.
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2026-08-31Link to episode
Would I Lie To You?
Bob hosts a game built on lies.
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2026-08-24Link to episode
Choose Your Own Cousin
Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."
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2026-08-17Link to episode
I'm Wade. I'm Bald.
He's bald. He's Wade.
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2026-08-10Link to episode
Please Be Nice
Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.
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2026-08-03Link to episode
Wade Definitely Has A Topic
The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.
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2026-07-27Link to episode
The Perfectest Crime
Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.
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2026-07-20Link to episode
Hoopst Was First?
This game about firsts is making me firsty.
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2026-07-13Link to episode
Unhappy Birthday
To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.
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2026-07-06Link to episode
Going Nuclear
Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?
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2026-06-29Link to episode
Markiplier Likes That?
How well do Bald and Dad know Short?
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2026-06-22Link to episode
Doing Too Much
Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.
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2026-06-15Link to episode
Burnout
The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.
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2026-06-08Link to episode
Hard or Soft?
The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?
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2026-06-01Link to episode
Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)
Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.
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2026-05-25Link to episode
The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)
Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!
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2026-05-18Link to episode
America vs Europe
No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.
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2026-05-11Link to episode
Reverse Charades
Quick, get flat!
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2026-05-04Link to episode
That Sounds Bad!
Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark.
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2026-04-27Link to episode
Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.
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2026-04-20Link to episode
Anything Goes (Part 4)
Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.
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2026-04-13Link to episode
Oxford 3000 AND TOO
Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.
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2026-04-06Link to episode
That Sounds Good!
What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...
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2026-03-30Link to episode
Buy My Thing!
What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?
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2026-03-23Link to episode
Dicebreakers Too!
Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.
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2026-03-16Link to episode
Friday the 13th
WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.
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2026-03-13Link to episode
The Smell You Can Lick
Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.
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2026-03-09Link to episode
Best of "Guam" (Compilation)
PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM!
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2026-03-08Link to episode
Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.)
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2026-03-07Link to episode
Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)
E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm!
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2026-03-06Link to episode
How To ABCs
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
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2026-03-06Link to episode
News Flash!
Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.
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2026-03-02Link to episode
Ghostly Moments (Compilation)
Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark...
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2026-03-01Link to episode
Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)
No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways.
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2026-02-28Link to episode
Best of James (Compilation)
There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James.
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2026-02-27Link to episode
Solar System Tier List
Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...
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2026-02-27Link to episode
I'm A Doctor!
Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*
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2026-02-23Link to episode
Bad Mood
The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.
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2026-02-20Link to episode
Fortunately, Unfortunately
Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.
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2026-02-16Link to episode
Draw Or Die (Part 2)
Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way.
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2026-02-13Link to episode
Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know...
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2026-02-09Link to episode
How Do You Pan?
The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.
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2026-02-06Link to episode
Yeah, He'd Live
Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.
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2026-02-02Link to episode
Snow Days
The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.
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2026-01-30Link to episode
Everybody Hates Dor
Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)
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2026-01-26Link to episode
Wade's One Man Show
The reviews are in, and critics are raving:
"Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle
"If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald
"I can't f**king see!" - Bob
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2026-01-23Link to episode
Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)
The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever.
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2026-01-19Link to episode
Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)
You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation!
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2026-01-16Link to episode
Make Wade Do It
Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.
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2026-01-09Link to episode