Chelsea is in Greece, so we are answering some recent hotline calls about topics including SJP?s fast fashion line Bitten, Parker Posey?s career, Ottessa Moshfegh-adjacent book recommendations, post-breakup revenge, and more! 

On today?s episode, we discuss the trauma of April Fool?s Day, our trip to LA?s first Skims store, Val Kilmer?s tragic death, David Fincher?s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, SJP?s 60th birthday, Kim Cattrall?s Charlotte Tilbury campaign, Cynthia Nixon?s Tilda Swinton-esque Numero Netherlands editorial, her appearance at the Mother, Daughter, Holy Spirit fashion show, Patrick Schwarzenegger?s breakthrough moment on The White Lotus, the confusing and gripping second season of Severance, and Seth Rogan?s lavish Hollywood satire The Studio. Plus: Friend of the Pod Loren Kramar stops by to discuss his new EP of Lana del Rey covers, his recent portrait session with Hedi Slimane, the mysterious Vogue World event at the Chateau Marmont, Sam Mendes? forthcoming Beatles biopic, Miley Cyrus? new single Something Beautiful, and more! 

Stream Loren?s new EP Living Legend here! 

It?s so confusing sometimes being a girl! Today we?re discussing the episode where Carrie grapples with her complicated feelings towards Natasha, Samantha #MeToos a masseuse, Charlotte confronts her fear of public nudity, and Miranda?s masturbation routine is thwarted by her new housekeeper. Plus: a discussion of a then-unknown Athena Calderone?s iconic topless cameo.

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Wake up babe! A new Gwyneth Paltrow profile just dropped. We also discuss Tina Fey?s viral comments about celebrity side hustles, the incoming Skims store on Sunset Boulevard, decor concepts for our new office, Gigi Hadid?s Jazz Age Vogue cover and Hairspray homage, Demna?s shocking move to Gucci, Donatella?s departure from Versace, Jonathan Anderson?s impending Dior appointment, and Lauren?s new Boy Mom nightmare, a.k.a. Netflix?s Adolescence. 

Our new podcast studio is coming this summer and Chelsea has a few ideas about decorating! And we?ve been looking to Etsy to find vintage and 80?s inspired office items. Shop our curated collection of home goods and remember to download the Etsy app for maximum shopping convenience!

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The cat is out of the bag: Lauren is knocked up! And Chelsea is NOT the father, fyi. 
On today?s episode, we discuss her foray into motherhood and our failed attempt to whore out her pregnancy reveal. We are also joined by the brilliant and discerning Patrik Sandberg for a discussion of Lady Gaga?s new album Mayhem, Meghan Markle?s much-derided Netflix series, and a recap of fashion month. 

ps. this episode was recorded before we learned of the fashion double whammy that is Demna?s appointment at Gucci and Donatella?s exit from Versace. 

Collections discussed in this episode include Calvin Klein, The Row, Tom Ford, Dries Van Noten, Givenchy, Chloe, Anne Demulemeester, Rabanne, Simone Rocha, Hodakova, Marc Jacobs, Dsquared2, Alaia, Duran Lantink, and Dilara Findikoglu. 

Apologies for the delay, Chelsea has had yet another rough week, but we are back to discuss Hollywood?s biggest night and all of the best Karla Sofía Gascón jokes. Topics discussed include the deeply healing The Color Purple reunion, Anora?s shocking sweep, Demi Moore?s life-imitating-art moment, the sensational Wizard of Oz tribute, David Lynch erasure, and Adrian Brody?s deeply annoying acceptance speech. 

P.S. this episode was recorded before we knew the deeply f**ked up and unbelievably tragic details of Gene Hackman?s death. R.I.P. King. Let?s watch The Birdcage in his honor ?

Visual references: Ariana Grande in Schiaparelli, Cynthia Erivo in Louis Vuitton, Alba Rohrwacher in Valentino Couture, Mikey Madison in Dior, Elle Fanning in Givenchy, Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton, Demi Moore in Armani Privè, Selena Gomez in Ralph Lauren, Zoe Saldana in Saint Laurent, Timothée Chalamet in Givenchy, Kylie Jenner in Miu Miu, Miley Cyrus in Alexander McQueen, Jeff Goldblum in Prada, Colman Domingo in Valentino, Jeremy Strong in Lora Piana, Whoopi Goldberg in Christian Siriano, Sarah Paulson in Marc Jacobs, Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent, Julia Fox in Dilara Findikoulu, Kendall Jenner in Thierry Mugler, Kaia Gerber in Valentino, and Alison Brie in Versace. 

It?s been a rough week, but your girls are back to discuss all of the highlights from the SAG Awards, Brady Corbet?s $0 payday, and Lena Dunham?s romcom bidding war. We are also joined by the Los Angeles legend Liz Goldwyn for a chat about her RHOBH audition, her prolific vintage collection, and her dishy Substack STARF*CKER. 

Hide your children! Today we?re discussing the ?bozo the bush? episode, a.k.a. ?One?. In this monumental episode, Carrie meets Aleksandr Petrovsky, Robert surprises Miranda with a giant cookie, Charlotte has a miscarriage, and Samantha has a pubic hair-related breakdown. It also has many diva moments including a fake Marina Abramovi?, an Elizabeth Taylor-inspired makeover, and several references to Studio 54. What more could we ask for?

In honor of Valentine?s Day, we?re answering your burning questions about love, sex, and dating juggalos. Listen at your own risk! ? 

As promised, here are the visual references for our discussion about bridal fashion: Gwen Stefani?s first wedding dress, her second, Olvia Culpo, Posh n? Becks, Kristy Hume, Tori Amos, Bianca Jagger, Mia Farrow, Stella Tennant, and Tania Sarin. 

On today?s jam-packed episode, we discuss the controversial divas that commanded our attention this week: Bianca Censori and Karla Sofía Gascón. We also get into the fashions and performances at the Grammys, Mother Monster?s latest slay Abracadabra, Ellen and Portia?s skincare infomercial, the Met Gala?s newly announced dress code, the Buffy reboot, Timmy?s nasty fingernails in A Complete Unknown, the sassy heterosexual cardinals in Conclave, and more!

Have a love and/or sex question you need our thoughts on? Let us unleash our inner Carrie Bradshaw, call our hotline at 323-486-6773 to potentially be featured on our upcoming Valentine?s Day Loveline episode! Note: Those who live outside the U.S. can email us a voice memo at hello@everyoutfitinc.com 

We?re back to discuss this year?s Oscar nominations and the unforgivable Challengers/Babygirl erasure. We also get into the upcoming Practical Magic and Romy and Michelle sequels, Glenn Martens? appointment at Margiela, Alessandro Michele?s couture debut, Lauren?s fear that Severance will go the way of Westworld, the fabulous (but bleak) The Brutalist, and so much more!

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Thank you to all the fuckettes who bought our merch! We are donating the funds you helped us raise to the Anti-Recidivism Coalition?s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasadena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire.

Trump is president again, so we?re discussing his cameo in an otherwise great episode of Sex and the City. This is also the episode where Samantha dates a septuagenarian, Mr, Big sings Frank Sinatra, and Miranda meets a cute bartender named Steve. 

Also: if you would like to skip our opening banter about Trump?s inauguration, the Sex and the City talk starts at 20:50 ?

We?re back to discuss the harrowing fires that ravaged our beloved city, the poor woman who owns Carrie Bradshaw?s brownstone, and Kristin Davis? new podcast Are You a Charlotte?. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Sex and the City?s 9/11 erasure to THAT Katy Perry / JonBenet Ramsay conspiracy theory. Want to be featured in a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773!

Also, if you buy anything from our store this week, 100% of the proceeds will be donated to fire relief. The funds raised will be split between the Anti-Recidivism Coalition?s firefighter fund which supports the incarcerated firefighters who are saving our city and Pasedena Humane, an animal shelter that has taken in over 700 animals from the Eaton Fire.

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YIKES! Los Angeles is on fire, but we still managed to record an episode before fleeing to local hotels. Please note that this was recorded on Wednesday morning, before we understood the scope of the devastation. In this episode, we discuss Michael Patrick King?s new interview with Entertainment Weekly, the big wins and fashions of the Golden Globes, the deeply bizarre cinematic tour de force that is Emilia Pérez, and Nicole Kidman?s lactose kink in Babygirl. 

We're sorry we can't embed the red carpet photos, but you can see what we're talking about HERE.

We survived the holidays and are back to discuss the Blake Lively / Justin Baldoni drama (Team No One), the trailer for the third season of Yellowjackets, Robbie Williams dismal fame level in the United States and his new monkey biopic, the much-hyped reissue of Takashi Murakami?s iconic collaboration with Louis Vuitton, the Walmart Birkin, the insane new Skims store in New York, Kim Kardashian?s bizarre Santa Baby music video, the doctored Luigi Mangione Margiela photo, and the recent deaths of three legends: Rosita Missoni, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and Polly Mellen. 

We're enjoying a little post-holiday respite, so we're unlocking one of our best V.I.P episode's of the year! We?re diving into Sex and the City?s most thrilling story arc, the torrid romance between Aidan-era Carrie and ?beige is bullshit?-era Mr. Big. Watching this doomed couple spiral out together is one of life?s great pleasures, and we?re here to discuss details: Mr. Big?s midlife crisis wardrobe, Aidan?s ?clunky? furniture, and Carrie?s disgusting bed sheets.

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Holy s**t! It?s our 200th episode, and we?re celebrating with frank discussion of Chelsea?s extremely embarrassing foray into roleplay. Here are the Polyester magazine photos that started it all. We also get into Kristin Davis? new podcast Are You a Charlotte?, the Golden Globes nominations, Matthieu Blazy?s appointment at Chanel, John Galliano?s exit from Margiela, Lauren?s phobia of the midwife bear in Wicked, and Chelsea?s latest hyperfixation: solving JonBenét Ramsey?s murder. 

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Today?s episode is dedicated to the late, great Javier, the fictional fashion designer who died of a heroin overdose in this bizarre Zoolander-esque episode of Sex and the City. Topics discussed include Char?s widower fetish, Samantha?s odd encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio, Miranda?s harrowing solo choking incident, and Carrie?s first Mr. Big relapse.

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On today?s episode, we discuss the latest crop of deeply random hotline calls. Topics discussed include the ethics of following Donald Trump on Instagram, the divisive Cartier love bangle, our new favorite film Vox Lux, and more! 

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It?s a slow news week, so we?re still talking about the deeply bizarre ?holding space? video from the Wicked press tour. We also discuss the nominees for 2025 AVN awards, Sean Baker?s fabulous new film Anora, and we finally answer the question that is on everyone?s mind: which Sex and the City boyfriend has the biggest schlong? 

Chelsea?s newsletter recs: Back Row by Amy Odell, Dana Thomas, Starf*cker by Liz Goldwyn, Sighs & Whispers by Laura Helms, Opulent Tips by Rachel Tashjian (this is invitation only, maybe DM her on Twitter?)

Our favorite Louis Vuitton shows: S/S 2003 & S/S 2012. Honorable mentions go to S/S 2008 and S/S 2013. Also here is the full video of Andre Leon Talley talking about F/W 2012. 

Our handbag recs: Sandy Liang?s Recital bag, Telfar x Wilson?s Leather Carry bag, The Clare V Petit Moyen in Black & Cream Woven Checker or Courrèges? Holy Tote Bag

Greetings earthlings! We?re back to discuss Chelsea?s latest obsession: the congressional hearings about UAPs. Don?t believe in aliens? Check out the terrifying ?jellyfish? video that was recently leaked from a military base in Iraq. We also discuss the second installment of Every Outfit Couture, the new Coachella line-up, Ellen and Portia?s post-election move to England, Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, the tragic fate of John Waters? latest film project, David Lynch?s new interview with People, Dave Coulier?s cancer diagnosis and THAT photo with John Stamos, the latest installment of Vogue World, and Alfonso Cuarón?s baffling new limited series Disclaimer. 

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We?re back from Europe and diving straight into the best (and worst) fashion and pop culture moments in recent weeks: People?s ?Sexiest Man Alive?, the Grammy nominations, the Martha Stewart documentary, Joker: Folie à Deux, Lady Gaga?s new music video, and the December issue of Vogue, which was guest edited by Marc Jacobs.

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Today we process the disastrous outcome of the US presidential election and retreat to our safe space: Sex and the City reruns. And this week we?re discussing a truly great episode ?Politically Erect?, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie dates a politician with a piss fetish, Stanford goes to The Vagina Monologues, Charlotte throws a party, and Samantha reluctantly beds a short king. Plus: an unhinged digression about which founding father is the most fuckable. 

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Ello gov'na! We?re recording today?s episode in London, the birthplace of Annabelle Bronstein! Topics discussed include Chelsea?s trip on the Orient Express, finding herpes medication in Amsterdam, Megan Thee Stallion?s thoughts on Sex and the City, Luca Guadagnino?s American Psycho, Addison Rae?s rebrand, Gwen Stefani?s political leanings, and more!

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On today?s hotline episode, we discuss our most embarrassing moments, the ?90s films Simply Irresistible and Kissing Jessica Stein, our skincare routines, the pluses and minuses of starting an amateur porn career, our favorite Edith Head costumes, Death Becomes Her vs. The Substance and more!

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On today?s episode, we discuss the ever-controversial Victoria?s Secret Fashion Show, the new lesbian housewife on RHONY, the Costume Institute?s upcoming exhibition Superfine: Tailoring Black Style, Jojo Siwa and Interview?s respective Liza Minnelli tributes, the new Menendez Brothers doc, and Tesla?s underwhelming new robots. Plus: the ladies discuss the premiere of Lauren?s film Sugar Baby and Chelsea reports back from the SWEAT tour.  

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Today we?re diving into Great Sexpectations, the tale of Carrie and Berger?s lackluster sexual chemistry, Miranda?s Jules & Mimi addiction, Samantha?s obsession with the hot waiter from Raw, and Charlotte?s quest to join the Jewish faith. Beware fuckettes! There is an upsetting amount of puns in this episode.

We?re back to discuss the viral hippopotamus Moo Deng, Bottega Veneta?s deeply offensive fragrance pricing, the new ?90s-themed American Girl dolls, the Crumbl cookie controversy, Lana Del Rey?s swamp wedding, Frances Bean?s baby, the transgressive lactose kink in the Babygirl trailer, Rebel Wilson?s bridal twinning, Ellen DeGeneres? underwhelming comedy special, Francis Ford Coppola?s swan song Megalopolis, and Coralie Fargeat?s body horror masterpiece The Substance ?Oh, and the trailer for Lauren?s movie Sugar Baby is here! WATCH!

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On today?s episode, we discuss our trip to New York for Chelsea?s 40th birthday, Netflix?s extremely homoerotic Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, the flash mob dance sequence in The Perfect Couple, the tragic reedited version of Nicole Kidman?s AMC commercial, Perry Farrell and Isabelle Adjani?s wrinkle-free faces, Dave Grohl?s love child, Karen Elson?s star-studded wedding, Vogue?s new app, Naomi Campbell?s Anna Wintour diss, and the new Hulu series In Vogue: The 90s.

Lauren has strep throat (pray for our girl) so today we?re unlocking the inaugural episode of the Every Outfit Book Club, a deep dive into 2023?s greatest book Sofia Coppola Archive. Topics discussed include Sofia Coppola?s iconic canned wine, the Paris Vogue issue that she guest edited, Quentin Tarantino?s Star 80 poster, and more!

UPDATE: Jennifer Coolidge?s former residence was one of two houses that appeared in The Beguiled and is not the same plantation that was used for the ?Sorry? video. Apologies to our queen! 

Pertinent Links: Sofia?s Seventeen spread, MTV?s coverage of the X-girl guerrilla fashion show, Ciao LA + Hi-Octane, and The Chemical Brothers? ?Elektrobank? music video.

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It?s time for the funky tasting spunk episode y?all! ? That?s right, today we?re diving into ?Easy Come, Easy Go?, the episode where Carrie cheats on Aidan, Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha grapples with Bobby Cannavale?s rancid ejaculate. Plus: the introduction of Bunny Macdougal and the most confusing ?I couldn?t help but wonder? ever.

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On today?s episode, we discuss Max?s latest true crime tour de force Chimp Crazy, the shocking true story of a woman who gets her lip filler done by a straight man, featuring a scene-stealing performance by Alan Cumming! We also discuss Glenn Close?s high-camp performance in The Deliverance and answer listener questions about Lana Del Rey?s rumored boyfriend, Sneex, American Girl dolls, and more! 

P.S. We recorded this episode before the release of Vogue?s fantastic new Lady Gaga cover. Paws up fuckettes, Dame Anna is back!

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On today?s episode, we discuss Chappell Roan?s recent TikTok video and Instagram post about the downsides of fame, Stacy London and Clinton Kelly?s new Amazon series Wear Whatever the F You Want, the death of the world?s most famous personal shopper Betty Halbreich, Zoë Kravitz?s new film Blink Twice, the quintessential ?90s jailbait thriller The Crush, that time that Dennis Rodman married himself, and more! 

Links: Judith Thurman?s New Yorker profile of Betty Halbreich, her memoir I?ll Drink to That, and the Celebrity Book Club episode about her memoir. And for the Oprah fans, here is the link to watch full episodes on YouTube, here is the Oprah Winfrey Show podcast, and here is the inspirational video that comforts Chelsea during times of turmoil. 

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On today?s episode, we discuss the demise of SJP Collection, J.Lo and Ben Affleck?s divorce, Lady Gaga?s underwhelming duet with Bruno Mars, Joaquin Phoenix?s shock departure from Todd Haynes? latest project, the trailer for Pedro Almodóvar?s new film The Room Next Door, the deaths of Los Angeles legends Peggy Moffitt and Gena Rowlands, the confusing Beetlejuice Beetlejuice x Rodarte collab, Supreme?s acquisition by Essilor Luxottica, and M. Night Shyamalan?s latest film Trap. Oh, and Chelsea?s wife bought a Cybertruck?! Listen at your own risk.

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Today we?re discussing Sex and the City?s most f**ked up episode: Models and Mortals, a journey into the twisted world of models, modelizers, and the sex crimes that happen along the way. Topics discussed include Candace Bushnell?s original Observer article from ?95, Skipper?s excessive screen time, Samantha?s brief foray into amateur pornography, Carrie?s fur coat, Stanny?s star client, Charlotte?s Christy Turlington complex, and more!

On today?s extra bitchy episode, we discuss our new national nightmare, a.k.a. the press tour for Blake Lively?s new film It Ends With Us, her spooky haircare line Blake Brown, and of course, her September Vogue cover shot by Baz Luhrmann. 

We also chat about our recent excursion to Beverly Hills, Kamala?s charming VP pick, the forthcoming Gus Van Sant film about Peter Thiel vs. Gawker, the new teaser for Max?s 2025 programming, casting updates for Ryan Murphy and Kim Kardashia?s new legal drama, and the fabulous new Elizabeth Taylor documentary Elizabeth Taylor: The Lost Tapes.

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It?s a slow news week, so we?re answering questions that were submitted by listeners on our recent tour. We also discuss the bizarre opening ceremony for the Paris Olympics, featuring robot horses, Lady Gaga as Zizi Jeanmaire, an underwhelming fashion show, this creepy ass torchbearer, the extremely major Les Mis / Gojira performance, and of course, Celine Dion?s big comeback and her recent documentary I Am: Celine Dion.

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We?re back to discuss our new democratic nominee and her brat summer, the New York Times article about Lauren?s wedding, the Hollywood Reporter?s piece about the drama and tragedy behind the scenes at Euphoria, our conspiratorial thoughts about the funeral scene that was recently filmed for And Just Like That, the false rumors that Kim Cattrall will return for season three, the parallels between The Silence of the Lambs and Longlegs, the parallels between Scream 3 and Maxxine, and more!

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Our little girl is married! We?re back to discuss Lauren?s wedding, an absolutely momentous occasion that the bride barely remembers. Thankfully, Chelsea is here to fill in the blanks. We also discuss Donald Trump?s recent brush with death, this incredibly major photo of the aftermath, his new running mate J.D. Vance, Glenn Close?s iconic makeunder in Hillbilly Elegy, the RNC?s MVP ?Babydog?, Stickermule?s cancellation, Vogue?s new political correspondent Jack Schlossberg, and Max?s Faye Dunaway documentary Faye. We also pay tribute to the icons that passed away last week: Shelley ?Texas Twiggy? Duvall, our favorite Gaultier model Dr. Ruth, Shannon ?Why are you pulling my dick?? Doherty, and fitness guru Richard Simmons, who?s fascinating history as a jewelry designer and salad bar entrepreneur was recently chronicled on Laura Helms? essential Substack. Subscribe to read Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four. 

Oh, and Lauren?s wedding is in The New York Times! It?s giving Natasha and Big.

Big news this week! We finally released merch and John Corbett hates being an actor. We also discuss the Devil Wears Prada sequel, Glenn Close and Halle Berry?s maiden voyage into the Ryan Murphyverse, Julia Fox?s sexuality, Lena Dunham?s New Yorker interview, the Fabulous Four trailer, the extremely major Diane von Fürstenberg documentary, Becoming Karl Lagerfeld, Marc Jacobs? fabulous new collection and his shocking pivot as a nail art influencer.

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Today we?re revisiting a high note of season two ?The Chicken Dance,? a.k.a the one where Carrie has to make a speech at a virtual stranger's wedding. Topics discussed include whirlwind romances, unhinged ceramic frog tables, Samantha?s déjà fuck, the illustrious career of guest star Carrie Preston, Charlotte?s ?slutty? bridesmaid dress, Donna Karen?s incredible late 90?s ad campaigns, a Chat GPT Sex and the City inspired wedding speech, and more!

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On today?s episode, we discuss the musical event of the year: The Girl, So Confusing Version with Lorde. We also get into Justin Timberlake?s DUI, the Practical Magic sequel, Lauren?s scandalous new skirt, Kathleen Hanna?s new memoir Rebel Girl, and Andrew McCarthy?s new documentary Brats, and the time that Reese Witherspoon drunkenly fell down the stairs at Sunset Tower.

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Today we?re revisiting the season five finale ?I Love A Charade?, a.k.a. the episode where the ladies head to the Hamptons to celebrate the nuptials of Bobby Fine and Bitsy Von Muffling. Topics discussed include Samantha?s cantaloupe breakdown, the return of Berger, Miranda and Brady?s couples look, the perils of waxing, the pink suede elephant in the room, Carrie?s hair crisis, Stanny?s Cynthia Rowley china, and more!

The Every Outfit West Coast Tour wraps up next week! SoCal fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

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Hello brats! We?re back to discuss the new Charli xcx album, Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan?s swift ascent, the possibility that Ariana Grande is a furry, the critically panned Amy Winehouse biopic, and John Galliano?s rumored exit from Margiela. Plus: Fiona Duncan joins us to discuss her new Interview article ?Normcore: The Oral History No One Asked For.?

The Every Outfit West Coast Tour starts this weekend! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

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On today?s episode, we discuss Chloë Sevigny and Kim Kardashian?s controversial ?Actors on Actors? conversation, Lady Gaga?s Chromatica Ball concert film, and Virgine Viard?s shocking exit from Chanel. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Simone Rocha?s Crocs collab to SNL?s 2004 Sex and the City spoof starring Christina Aguilera to Fergie?s disastrous appearance at a 2017 fundraiser honoring Tom Ford.

Every Outfit West Coast Tour starts in a week! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

Today's episode is brought to you by Juvederm. For important safety information and to find a licensed specialist, visit Juvederm.com.

This week we?re recovering from Lauren?s semi-depraved Bachelorette weekend in Las Vegas, where we soaked up the local culture including the all-male strip revue Thunder From Down Under and Dita Von Teese?s Dita Las Vegas. We also get into Chelsea?s tabi-related foot deformity, this year?s Cannes winners, Bella Hadid?s keffiyeh dress and its ties to Sex and the City (also here is that Guardian article), Bella?s new Orebella fragrance line, Cynthia Nixon?s Variety interview, the upcoming Isabella Blow biopic, Kirsten Dunst?s performance as millennial Lee Miller in Civil War, Julia Fox?s reality competition show OMG Fashun, the scary teenagers in Under the Bridge, and more! 

Every Outfit Down Under Tour! We'll be in Perth December 8th! Brisbane December 11th! Sydney December 12th! Melbourne December 14th! And Auckland December 15th! And West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month?s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT. 

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On this week?s jam-packed episode we discuss the latest season of And Just Like That, the insane New York Times article about Rosie O?Donnell and Michael Cohen?s friendship, Charli XCX?s latest music video, Chloe Sevigny?s Dilara Findikouglu Met Gala look, our outfits from our recent show in New York, Sofia Coppola for Augustinus Bader, Sofia?s daughter?s new bop, the demise of The Vampire?s Wife, Miranda July?s new book, our new favorite movie The Idea of You, Baby Reindeer trauma, the fabulous new season of Hacks, and more!

Every Outfit Down Under Tour! We'll be in Perth December 8th! Brisbane December 11th! Sydney December 12th! Melbourne December 14th! And Auckland December 15th! And West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month?s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT. 

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Today we?re discussing Sex and the City?s most perverted episode La Douleur Exquise, which begins in an S&M-themed restaurant and ends with Carrie and Mr. Big?s second breakup. It?s also the episode where Charlotte gets free designer shoes in exchange for PG foot fetish stuff (goals), Miranda dates a public sex fetishest played by Will Arnett, and Stanford reveals his secret internet sex life. Also discussed: Carrie?s iconic drunk dial, euphemisms involving hay, Samantha?s top energy, ?le big mac? and more!

West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

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The Met Gala was this week, have you heard? We?ve officially OD?d on florals, but we?re doing our best to process the staggering amount of outfits that we?ve seen. Topics discussed include Galliano domination, merkin erasure, Zendaya?s double whammy, Sean McGirr?s revenge dress, Isabelle Huppert majorness, a rundown of the various designer cliques, our picks for best and worst dressed, and more!

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See all the looks that we discuss ?

The Galliano Gals Zendaya?s first look, Zendaya?s second look, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Gwendoline Christie, Natasha Poonawalla, Bad Bunny. 

The McQueen Queens Lana Del Rey, Kendall Jenner

The Women of a Certain Age Isabelle Huppert, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Michelle Yeoh, Demi Moore, Meg Ryan, Sofia Coppola, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anna Wintour. Also major: Michael Shannon and his chip bag. 

The Loewe Crew Taylor Russell, Greta Lee, Dan Levy, Josh O?Connor, Ariana Grande

The Thom Browne Crew Cole Escola, Cynthia Erivo, Queen Latifah and Wife, Gigi Hadid, Amy Fine Collins

The Stella McCartney Crew Ed Sheeran, FKA Twigs, Cara Delevigne

The Willy Chavarria Crew Coleman Domingo, Leon Bridges, Morgan Spector

The Chloe Crew Sienna Miller, Greta Gerwig, Zoe Saldana, Emma Mackey

The Balmain Crew Elle Fanning, Olivier Rousting, Tyla

The Chanel Crew Michelle Williams, Riley Keough, Tessa Thompson, Gracie Abrams, Penelope Cruz

The Dior Crew Rosalia, Elizabeth Debecki, Alexandra Daddario, Willow Smith 

The Prada Crew Jeff Goldblum, Brie Larson, Amanda Seyfried, Amanda Gorman, Troye Sivan, Sarah Paulson

Also: Tom Ford looking hot

Lauren?s Best Dressed  

Greta Lee, Tyla, Kylie Jenner, Da?Vine Joy Randolph, Rachel Sennott, Jodie Turner-Smith. Honorable mention: Usher. 

Chelsea?s Best Dressed

Taylor Russell, Cole Escola, Isabelle Huppert, Lana Del Rey, Zendaya?s second look. Honorable mention: Hamish Bowles, Amelia Grey, Erykah Badu. 

Lauren?s Worst Dressed 

Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth, Rosalia, Awkwafina, Gabrielle Union

Chelsea?s Worst Dressed

 Lizzo, Demi Moore, Mindy Kaling, Taraji P. Henson, Jessica Biel, Alexandra Daddario.

Least Dressed Emily Ratajkowski, Rita Ora

On the plus side, Rosie O?Donnell is appearing on at least one episode of And Just Like That. On the minus side, your girls forgot to rabbit rabbit this month and are probably doomed. Anyhoo, on today?s cursed episode we discuss a bunch of depraved stuff including Barbra Streisand?s Ozempic controversy, the John Galliano documentary, Milo Yiannopoulos? iconic resignation from Yeezy, Brandy Melville?s terrible clothing, Shelley Duvall?s NYT profile, and more!

West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month?s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.