Someday Henry Bemis is going to do it. Sometime he is going to go to that wonderful, glorious place and live the life of his dreams.

The place? Well, the public library, of course.

But...today is not that day.

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Today's episode was inspired by "Time Enough at Last" by Lynn Venable.

What happens when your nose leaves your face...and starts living a better life than you?

Today's episode was adapted from the story "The Nose" by Nikolai Gogol. You can find the full text here.

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You receive a letter from an old friend. He isn't doing well. He invites you to visit him at his house. His house...that's eating him whole.

Today's episode was inspired by "The Fall of the House of Usher" by Edgar Allan Poe.

Two men, a servant and his master, take a drive on a snowy evening. The experience will forever alter both of their lives.

Adapted from "Master and Man" by Leo Tolstoy.

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It's the 2010s and nuclear war between the US and the Soviet Union has forced humanity into bunkers, scorching the planet and leaving only the Leadys, the semi-sentient robot fighters, to continue to wage the war above against other Leadys.

The humans below, however, think that their Leadys might have other motives...

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Adapted from "The Defenders" by Philip K. Dick.

We learn which crime Sherlock Holmes thinks is the absolute worst...and it's not what you think it is.

Also, the great detective tries his hand at crime himself. Once he crosses that line, will he be able to come back from it?

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A young woman working as a servant for a cruel countess falls in love with the man across the street. It seems like a fairy tale, but are there more sinister motivations at play?

Adapted from " The Queen of Spades" by Alexander Pushkin

Sanger Rainsford, a big-game hunter, just wants to go home, but he finds himself on an island belonging to General Zaroff, a fellow hunter with twisted, unorthodox tastes.

Sanger refuses to go along with Zaroff, but what will last longer, Sanger's adherence to his principles...or his life?

Adapted by the Weisers from "The Most Dangerous Game"

Read the original: https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/O._Henry_Memorial_Award_Prize_Stories_of_1924/The_Most_Dangerous_Game

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Humanity is isolated for their own safety in their homes, but they settle in to communicate through world-wide messaging and video calls, and face-to-face, person-to-person interaction becomes rarer and rarer, to the point that it's uncomfortable and awkward.

And no, the writer had no knowledge of the year 2020. E. M. Forster's prescient work of science fiction was first published in 1909.

After an ecological disaster, humanity is forced to flee underground, living alone in pods. But...it's not uncomfortable. In fact, it's the opposite. Humans have everything they could possibly need or want, thanks to the machine that oversees everything. But, when we give the power to watch over us to computers, who watches over the computers?

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The original: https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Machine_Stops/Chapter_I

**Disclaimer**

Warning: spoilers

A character struggles with loneliness and depression and tries numerous times to have the machine painlessly euthanize her, but it refuses.

The story of Arsène Lupin, gentleman thief, begins with him sending a letter to a baron with the exact date and time he will rob the man.

The baron immediately contacts the best detective in France.

...oh and Arsène Lupin is actually in prison so the armed guards, locked gates, and flooded tunnels seem like overkill.

But...this is Arsène Lupin, so, of course, the poor Baron doesn't even stand a chance.

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Three fun announcements:

1. We have a new show! Best of the Worst, the former segment on this show, is now a twice-weekly podcast (with fun fake ads!) at https://www.nextpod.com/botw-subscribe

2. We have another new show! We partnered with Kast Media to make an immersive history podcast telling the stories of bizarre and somewhat ridiculous villains. We think you'll love it. Check it out on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scoundrel-historys-forgotten-villains/id1609801925

Or search for "Scoundrel" wherever you get your podcasts!

3. Sorry about being gone for so long and thanks for sticking with us. It's because of you and everyone that wrote in voicing their love of the show that we're back. I'm hoping to manage things a little better now so I don't get so burnt out again.

A Halloween episode with two stories from the master of Gothic horror, Edgar Allan Poe.

Adapted by the Weisers from "The Masque of the Red Death" and "The Cask of Amontillado" by Edgar Allan Poe

A professor checks in to a rundown hotel for a long vacation and becomes obsessed with another resident - a pale man who moves from room to room.

Adapted by the Weisers from "The Pale Man" by Julius Long

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Music:
"Andelo" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Velda Tallow" by Blue Dot Sessions

Theme music by Breakmaster Cylinder

Lester?s work has killed trillions, making way for humanity?s march across the galaxy. But, after a trip off-world and witnessing a dead planet firsthand, he?s now changed. Lester wants out.

Will the government release their best scientist and, more importantly, did Lester even return from the wastes?

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The next story: A man goes to a country hotel for his summer break away from his teaching job. But, as the days wear on, is this dilapidated hotel and its guests all that they seem? And who is that quiet, pale stranger that is watching our protagonist from down the hall?

A man comes to Sherlock Holmes with a development: he's making a lot of extra money each week solely because he has fiery red hair. For the famed detective, this is terrible news.

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Music:
"Vienna Beat" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Evidence" by Raphael Costa
"In the Box" by Blue Dot Sessions
Theme song by Breakmaster Cylinder

Adapted from "The Red-Headed League" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (link if you want: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1661/1661-h/1661-h.htm#chap02)

Four men took part in the ruining of one life. Their reckoning is at hand. It all ends here.

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Music:

"The Dark Glow of the Mountains" by Chris Zabriskie

"The 49th Street Galleria" by Chris Zabriskie

"Darkling Skies" by Jelsonic

"Blue Blanket" by Podington Bear

"Box Canyon" by Podington Bear

"Minor Islands" by Podington Bear

"Reckoning" by Podington Bear

"The Things we Save" by Podington Bear

"The Last Whale" by Jelsonic

"Leave the TV on" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Lonely Stairwell" by Blue Dot Sessions

"House of Grendal" by Blue Dot Sessions

The Count of Monte Cristo moves his pieces into place. His revenge is at hand.

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Music:

"All Out" by Podington Bear

"Bambi" by Podington Bear

"Bare Shoulders" by Podington Bear

"He Went Away" by Podington Bear

"KeoKeo" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Robot Park" by Podington Bear

"Pretty Simple" by Podington Bear

"Relay 7" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Solan" by Podington Bear

When we last left Edmond Dantes, he was sailing off into the sunset after rescuing one of the only friends he has left. Today's story begins 13 years later, after he's been transforming himself into the count of Monte Cristo, an enigmatic and ruthless nobleman who is heading to Paris to bring justice on the people who destroyed his life.

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Music:

"Cylinder Eight" by Chris Zabriskie

"Solemn Oath" by Podington Bear

"Rapids" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Little Door" by Podington Bear

"There's Probably No Time" by Chris Zabriskie

"John Stockton Slow Drag" by Chris Zabriskie

"Topslides" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Stellar's Jay" by Chad Crouch

"Lemon and Melon" by Blue Dot Sessions

All the pieces are in place. Everyone responsible for Prospero's exile is on the island. His island. It's time to take back what's his.

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Music:

"Roundpine" by Blue Dot Sessions

"John Stockton Slow Drag" by Chris Zabriskie

"Cylinder Seven" by Chris Zabriskie

"Undercover Vampire Policeman" by Chris Zabriskie

Prospero can't remember the last time he slept. He can't remember the last time he saw his daughter or even how old she is. He has been working on one singular task for decades, and now he's nearly there. He's on the precipice of the greatest discovery of all time...

...and then someone kicks in the door. They're coming for him.

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Music:

"Ervira" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Great Egret" by Chad Crouch

"Greyleaf Willow" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Vik Fenceta" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Hickory Shed" by Blue Dot Sessions

"A1 Rogue" by Podington Bear

"Refraction" by Podington Bear

"Myrian" by Blue Dot Sessions

Dracula has already claimed his first victim, and she is working on many more. Soon, the British Isles and then the rest of civilization will be one of two things: hunter or hunted. The few that Dracula chooses to turn will feed on the rest, and no one within 1000 miles of him knows it's coming. No one, that is, except for an unlikely alliance of people that will stop at nothing to put Dracula's reign to an end before it starts.

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Music:

"Residual Anxieties" by Ketsa

"Cicle Gerano" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Velvet Ladder" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Thule Racer" by Blue Dot Sessions

Mina is distraught. Her friend is sick, hit by a strange and sudden anemia the day a ship came into port from the other side of the world - some province in Romania known as Transylvania. Worse, Jonathan, her fiancee, hasn't returned yet. He had gone to visit a nobleman on the continent, and he was now a month overdue.

Mina wasn't the only one with problems, though. At the mental institution, a heartbroken doctor has a patient come in with a dark secret...and a sinister appetite.

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Music:

"Serial Killer" by John Bartmann

"Thin Passage" by Blue Dot Sessions

"I Should have been More Human" by Chris Zabriskie

"What does Anybody Know about Anything?" by Chris Zabriskie

"Gadwall" by Chad Crouch

"Doubled" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Tender Moment" by John Bartmann

"Pieces" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Floor Shine" by Blue Dot Sessions

Jonathan Harker is on a work trip, which means new and bizzare foods, people with interesting stories, and a meeting with a count that people seriously will not stop warning him about. He doesn't see what the fuss is about. It's just an old guy with a handlebar mustache who lives in the woods in a creepy castle surrounded by wolves. What could go wrong?

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Music:

?The Caspian Sea? by Blue Dot Sessions

?Veins of Silver? by Blue Dot Sessions

?Morning Too Soon? by Ketsa

?Can I Play? by Ketsa

?Cicle Vascule? by Blue Dot Sessions

?Good Evening Melancholy? by Ketsa

?March on Gumdrop Field? by Blue Dot Sessions

Irene Adler. She's in one story, but she left such a permanent, indellible mark on Sherlock Holmes that he will now and forever refer to her as THE woman. Sherlock receives two visits in one night. One is expected: royalty with a problem that could alter the history of Europe. The other is a surprise: Watson, who's well on his way to a dad bod.

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Music:

The Gall? by Podington Bear

?Elephants On Parade? by Podington Bear

?The Confrontation? by Podington Bear

?PC Plodder? by Ketsa

?Catharcism? by Ketsa

?Buzzy Minuet? by Chad Crouch

In an alternate future, it's 1981 and the UN allies have been at war with the Soviet Union for six years. In that short amount of time, the world has been reduced to an irradiated husk of itself. Standing victorious over a fallen world, the Soviets unexpectedly find themselves overwhelmed by a new technology developed by the Allies. A technology that will turn the tide of the war. One that will harbor a deep secret.

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Music:

?Holo? by Blue Dot Sessions

On the season 2 finale, Victor Frankenstein's creation is responsible for two deaths, but Victor fears that the body count isn't close to being finished. The battle between creator and creation will stretch over multiple continents, destroying lives and bringing up questions of our responsibility toward our creations, arrogance, and what it means to live a good life.

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Music:

"Two Boys and a Girl" by Podington Bear

"Darklit Carpet" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Bare Shoulders" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Relay 7" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Our Fingers Cold" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Spot Peter" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Stillness" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Solemn Application" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Tessalit" by Blue Dot Sessions

"March on Gumdrop Field" by Blue Dot Sessions

A lurching green monster that's afraid of fire with bolts in his neck. A hunchback assistant named Igor. A menacing, mustache twirling doctor. None of those things are in this episode.

Instead, we have an eight-foot-tall introspective giant, a thoughtful, if dangerously ambitious child who doesn't understand the enormity of the task he's undertaking, and a world that's not ready for the consequences of one young man's thoughtless genius.

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Music:

"Anxiety" by Kai Engel

"Plate Grayscale" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Delirium" by Kai Engel

"Morbid Imagination" by Kai Engel

"A Catalog of Seasons" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Tolls Folly" by Blue Dot Sessions

A couple in early 1800s Louisiana is headed home when they spot something unusual by a pillar, something that will change their lives, and the lives of the most powerful family in town, forever.

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Music:

"When in the West" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Bell Solo" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Bidous Transit" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Low Slopes" by Blue Dot Sessions

"February" by Kai Engel

"Crying Earth" by Kai Engel

As always, our theme song is by the fantastic Breakmaster Cylinder

Two stories by the U.S. writer O. Henry. In the first, a young woman is dying, pinning her hopes to a leaf dangling on a branch. In the second, ol' Soapy, a homeless man in New York City, is gearing up for a trip to his summer home: prison. A warm bed, three meals a day, and safety from harassment by people on the street. The only problem? He can't seem to get himself thrown in there.

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Music:

"Constellation" by Podington Bear

"3rd Chair" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Come as You Are" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The One Shot" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Valantis" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Valantis Vespers" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Faithless Constellation" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Demalion" by Blue Dot Sessions

Our humble hero just wanted to swing by a remote mental institution in the south of France on his way back home to America. He was just going to spend one night in the self-described madhouse to sate his curiosity/gawk at the mentally ill. What could be wrong with spending one night in a rural private 1800s insane asylum without a means of escape? You know, besides every word in that sentence.

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Music:

"Grey Alley" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Lonely Stairwell" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Noe Noe" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Our Own Melody" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Strange Dog Walk" by Blue Dot Sessions

When we last left Edmond, he was about to hit the rock and start his escape from Chateau d'If when he heard a scream from his friend's cell.

This week, we'll see how he finally manages to get out of the inescapable prison...and what happened to his world after a decade and a half of his absence.

"Egregia" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Halflight" by Podington Bear

"Slough" by Podington Bear

"Topslides" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Tralaga" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Velejo" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Ballast" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Closing" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Rapids" by Blue Dot Sessions

Edmond is in prison and his enemies are celebrating, but something else is coming from Elba that will change their world yet again and make them fear the man they sent to Chateau d'If.

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"Vernouillet" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Petaluma" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Sopor" by Kai Engel

"Scenery" by Kai Engel

"Mknt" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Confrontation" by Podington Bear

"Jat Poure" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Drifting Spade" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Pieces" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Uncertainty" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Vibrant Canopy" by Blue Dot Sessions

Edmond Dantes returns to France as a captain. He has just received a promotion, and soon he will be marrying the love of his life: the beautiful Mercedes.

The only issue? He doesn't realize that he has enemies, and that the last request of his dying captain - simply delivering a letter - could change his life forever.

"The Count of Monte Cristo" is absolutely in the top 10 for all-time favorite books. It has everything, and it's so intricately woven together that you just get lost in it. It was absolutely a challenge for this show, but it's a story that I'm excited to tell.

Music:

"Brand New World" by Kai Engel

"Mercy" by Kai Engel

"KeoKeo" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Maisie Dreamer" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Callow" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Vik Fence Drona" by Blue Dot Sessions

Watson is happily married and hasn't spoken to Sherlock in months and hasn't been on a mystery in nearly a year. The craziest his life gets now is an abnormal patient or some sensational news story. That's all about to change when the distraught wife of a friend comes to his house late one Thursday night, leading to a late night trip to an opium den and a shocking discovery.

Music:

"An Opus in Bb" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Cab Ride" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Colrain" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Manele" by Blue Dot Sessions

Theme song by Breakmaster Cylinder

In this story by acclaimed science fiction author Philip K. Dick, the author behind last season's "Therein Lies the Wub", a man in 1950s middle America emerges from working in his basement all day to find something horrifying in the center of town, but the strangest thing? No one seems to have a problem with it but him.

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Music:

"Cicle Deserrat" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Cicle DR Valga" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Cicle Vascule" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Headway" by Kai Engel

"Slum Canto" by Kai Engel

"Verdigris" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Willow Belle" by Blue Dot Sessions

Last week, Macbeth killed his king, his friend, and more. If only he could stop there.

Just a note, this is the season finale of Fictional. Stay subscribed, though, because we'll be back in six weeks with season two!

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Music:

"Entrance Shaft 11" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Kallaloe" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Chase and We Follow" by Blue Dot Sessions

"December" by Kai Engel

"February" by Kai Engel

"January" by Kai Engel

"Modum" by Kai Engel

"Thaw (Outro)" by Kai Engel

"Plague" by Kai Engel

Macbeth is a story about ambition and violence. Given a prophecy that he will become king, Macbeth finds himself both drawn to and repulsed by the desire that grows within him. On one hand, he could do so much as king: his name would live on forever. On the other, he is a loyal, kind, and just man...and for him to become king, the current king, his cousin and the man he has fought for and killed for, would have to die.

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Music:

"Somnolence" by Kai Engel

"March" by Kai Engel

"Difference" by Kai Engel

"Hopes and Dreams" by Kai Engel

"Changing Reality" by Kai Engel

"Daemones" by Kai Engel

"Vik Fence Lardha" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Vik Fenceta" by Blue Dot Session

"Vik Fenceta Lan" by Blue Dot Sessions

A routine trip to Mars turns out to be anything but when a ship headed back to earth allows one last passenger aboard. That's...really all I can say about the story "Beyond lies the Wub" by Philip K. Dick.

Few authors can boast the sci-fi pedigree of Philip K. Dick. Even if you've never read one of his books, you've heard one of his stories. Blade Runner, Total Recall, The Man in the High Castle, Scanner Darkly, Minority Report, and The Adjustment Bureau make up just some of the stories that have been turned into major, and in many cases iconic, motion pictures and TV shows.

Today's story is one of his very early ones. It's a story of the distant future, when humanity makes regular trips to Mars and beyond, where we think we understand our solar system and our universe. We'll see that the universe is always one step beyond our imagination...and beyond our control.

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Music:

"Harbor" by Kai Engel

"Imminence" by Kai Engel

"Scenery" by Kai Engel

"Nocturne Op27 No1" by Podington Bear

Theme song and other music by Breakmaster Cylinder

Professor Angell is dead, but the story of Cthulhu is just beginning. As it turns out, Angell had an heir, and as the young man is sifting through his late uncle's possessions, he's about to find something that will change his world forever. Meanwhile, Captain Johansen returned to Sydney. The last we saw him, he was captain of a ship with seven friends. He'll return a sole survivor, forever changed by the horrors he witnessed.

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Our Casper is, hands down, the best mattress we've ever owned. We even bought our son one when he moved into a big kid bed. We love it, and you'll love it to. Go to http://www.casper.com/fictional and use the code FICTIONAL at checkout to get $50 off your first purchase.

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Music:

"Books" by Jahzzar

"Drop Everything" by Jahzzar

"Lullaby" by Jahzzar

"Cavern" by Jahzzar

"Murmuration of Birds" by Jahzzar

"Owls" by Jahzzar

"Maresia" by Jahzzar

"Somnolence" by Kai Engel

"Delirium" by Kai Engel

"Oneiri" by Kai Engel

"Crying Earth" by Kai Engel

An adaptation of perhaps the most famous story from one of the most important horror writers of the 20th century. H.P. Lovecraft has inspired writers from Neil Gaiman to Stephen King, and this dark tale of chthonic monsters, fanatical cultists, and a secret that has stayed hidden since the dawn of humanity is equal parts mystery and horror.

Sponsor:

Hello Fresh! I literally just had a meal from a Hello Fresh box and it was fantastic. To get $30 off your first box, go to http://www.hellofresh.com and use the code FICTIONAL30 at checkout.

Music:

"Deserted City" by Kai Engel

"Small Pond" by Gurdonark

"Not Today, Once Again" by Jahzzar

"Will I Ever See Another Sunrise?" by Kai Engel

"At the End Everyone Dies" by Kai Engel

"Lullaby" by Jahzzar

"Seasong" by Jelsonic

"The Last Whale" by Jelsonic

Where we left our intrepid, overdressed traveller, he was taking a break from the heat in the ruins of humanity all around him, looking down into the cool darkness...when he saw red eyes open and stare back at him, hinting that there may be more lurking in the future of humanity than he thought.

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Sponsor:

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Music:

"Mknt"

"Emmit Sprak"

"Holo"

"In-Passage"

"Nervous Whisp"

"Purple Light"

"Relay 7"

"Stilt"

"Suzy Textile"

all by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Time Machine" is a book written by the father of science fiction, H.G. Wells. This is a book so famous that it actually coined the phrase "time machine" to refer to a machine that travels through time. It is a short but sprawling book, flinging mankind into the farthest future where we see how the consequences of our actions today can affect the world for millennia. It still holds up, too. It's a little more plot- and concept-heavy than today's novels, but it's a fascinating story full of interesting twists.

The villain this time is neither fascinating nor full of twists. He's a one-note idiot obsessed with returning to a past that never was.

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Music:

?Cylinder Three? by Chris Zabriskie

Additional music by Breakmaster Cylinder

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Sponsor: 

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If you were worried that we only have three circles left, well, don't worry. Dante must have felt the same way, because he sub-divides the last two circles into 12 circles, nearly double the number of circles that came before it.

Anyway, it's as weird and as wonderful/horrific as last time, so if you liked that episode, listen to how everything ends up!

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Theme and select other music by Breakmaster Cylinder

Other music:

?Rotisserie Graveyard? by Doctor Turtle 

Dante's Inferno is an epic poem written by Dante Alighieri in the 1300s as the first part in a much longer work called "The Divine Comedy". It's not a comedy in the "ha ha" sense of the word, but comedy because it starts bad and ends well. Dante travels down through Hell, then up into Purgatory and finally Paradise. Hell, in my opinion, is the most interesting area because it's full of weird characters and crazy punishments. This episode is probably too fun for one that has two characters touring a place of eternal torment.

Oh, and here are pictures of the Fisherman! https://twitter.com/fictionalpod/status/904907942264262656

Sherlock just wants to take a vacation and not be bothered by mysteries. Just kidding. Sherlock lives for mysteries. Lucky for him (and really only him), even when they get out London they can still manage to get in to a situation with a dead body or two. 

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Music:

Theme song and other music by Breakmaster Cylinder

The story of two old friends, one strange item that can grant your wildest dreams, and three wishes...but every desire has a cost.

Want to leave a review? It really helps the show. Check out http://apple.fictional.fm 

Music:

Theme song and other music by Breakmaster Cylinder

"Visim" by Kai Engle

"Scenery" by Kai Engle

"Periculum" by Kai Engle

"Daedalus" by Kai Engle

This is all about our new show, Fictional. Brought to you by the same two people that make Myths and Legends, Fictional is looking at all things classic lit, diving in to awesome stories like you've never heard them before.

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Theme song credit: the amazing Breakmaster Cylinder

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