Brooke and Jeffrey
Brooke & Jeffrey in the Morning is a nationally syndicated, award-winning radio show that will quickly turn into your next guilty pleasure. Listen anytime and anywhere for hilarious relationship advice, ridiculous prank calls, parody songs, dumb news stories and absolutely nothing at all that will make you smarter…but will make you laugh. New episodes daily that are totally safe for work, your family road trip or at full volume to punish your annoying neighbors.
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Second Date Update Classics: Brews & Bikes + YouTaboo
Part 1
The guy in today’s Second Date Update accidentally blurted out something so DUMB, it might have become the cringiest moment of his life. Relive his embarrassing moment right now in the podcast!
Part 2
Isabella came to our show wanting the answer to just one question: Where has this guy been for 2 WEEKS after their date?
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Today vs Back in the Day (11/7/26)
We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis!
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FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Starbucks Parody, Missed Kiss Date + Holy Meal Train Prank (11/6/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, November 6th, 2026
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Win Brooke's Bucks (11/6/26)
Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!
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Second Date Update: Yikes On Yelp
The guy on the phone for a Second Date Update today PANICKED when he got the chance to kiss his date, and did something STUPID instead. Find out what it was in the Second Date Update podcast!
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Phone Tap: Holy Meal Train
Today’s Phone Tap victim told her friend that she wanted to do more volunteer work, and her friend told us, and now we’re setting her up with a literal LIFE-CHANGING charitable opportunity!
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Busted! (11/6/26)
Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!
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Laser Stories (11/6/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!
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Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/6/26)
We're playing MORE "Pass Go or Heck No" in today's Shock Collar Question of the Day!
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FULL SHOW: Modern Cinderella Date UPDATE, Funeral Crasher Secret + Viral Taco Bell Teen (11/5/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, November 5th, 2026
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Win Brooke's Bucks (11/5/26)
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TikTok Click Shock (11/5/26)
One woman's gone viral because she recorded her husband eating something strange at the dinner table... and instead of stopping him, made a whole video about it...Plus, what one man saw inside a TACO BELL at night is making the news...Hear it all in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!
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Second Date Update UPDATE: Dirty Danny the Sexy Shoe Salesman
One couple got touchy in an unexpected way on their first date. What’s even more unexpected is they’d be back on our show AGAIN to gives us a Special Update UPDATE on what’s happened since!
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Phone Tap: Stoner Max and the Surrogate
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who signed up to be a surrogate mother, and we’re sending our most-eligible (for good reason) bachelor, Stoner Max, to see if she’d be the perfect fit as his baby mama!
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Masked Speaker: In Loving Memory of Tim
One of our listeners still thinks about the most embarrassing moment of her life, six years ago. It involved one big bowl of chili, a wrong address and a room full of 40 people crying in confusion.
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Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/5/26)
It's a "PASS GO or HECK NO" edition of Plenty of Twenty!
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FULL SHOW: Dance All Night Date, Jose’ Escapes The Law + Brooke’s Thirsty Moms (11/4/26)
FULL SHOW: Wednesday, November 4th, 2026
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Win Brooke's Bucks (11/4/26)
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Second Date Update: Froyo Fun
Right in the middle of a froyo date, Amanda threw caution to the wind and suggested a WILD IDEA to end their night. We’ve never heard a date like the one in today’s Second Date Update!
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Phone Tap: Your Ex Girlfriend's Piercing
In your Phone Tap we call a guy and see if we can convince him to pay for his ex-girlfriend’s new piercing that she got to impress her NEW boyfriend! Should go pretty seamlessly!
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Whatcha Doin' at Monday Night Football?
On Monday night, the Seahawks played the Bears and we sent Jose and Alexis there before it all went down to ask the fans a simple question, "Whatcha doin' at Monday Night Football?"
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Laser Stories (11/4/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!
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What's On Your Mind (11/4/26)
Brooke had a near-perfect Halloween night, Jose saw someone get karma for their road rage, Alexis loves when the listeners roast her and Jeffrey has an ominous fortune cookie to worry about going forward... It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!
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Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/4/26)
We're talking mysterious curses in a WHAT THE HEX edition of Plenty of Twenty!
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FULL SHOW: Babysit for a Karen Awkward Call, Creepiest Trick-or-Treaters + Beat Brooke (11/3/26)
FULL SHOW: Tuesday, November 3rd, 2026
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Win Brooke's Bucks (11/3/26)
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Awkward Tuesday: Babysitting Blues
A part-time babysitting job led one of our listeners into our email where she’s trying to figure out how to confront her “boss” about how she’s been treated! It's your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!
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Phone Tap: Respect J Bone's Women
An electrician emailed us asking to Phone Tap the guy he works alongside, so we’re pretending to be one of his customers from last week and we have some interesting PROPOSALS for some off-the-clock activities if he catches our drift!
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Masked Speaker: Turn Off Your Porch Light
Today's Masked Speaker saw something on her front porch on Halloween night that STILL terrifies her to this very day!
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Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/3/26)
We're playing a "JELLY or FISH?" edition of Plenty of Twenty!
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FULL SHOW: The Setup Date, Grossest Loser Line Ever + Craziest Ways to Get Rich (11/2/26)
FULL SHOW: Monday, November 2nd, 2026
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Win Brooke's Bucks (11/2/26)
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Second Date Update: The Set Up
Meghan told herself she’d only go out for “one drink” but that night spiraled out of control and now she needs OUR HELP to fix her mistakes in your Second Date Update!
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Phone Tap: Bank After Dark
These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with an issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too!
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Loser Line (11/2/26)
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip 'em the Loser Line number instead and we'll play their awful voicemail on the air!
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Craziest Ways People Got Rich
NASA is offering up 3 million dollars to anyone can help them solve one strange problem they've been having...We'll tell you all about it plus other unbelievable ways people ended up rich!
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Laser Stories (11/2/26)
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!
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Shock Collar Question of the Day (11/2/26)
It's a NOVEMBER NOVELTIES edition of Plenty of Twenty!
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Gen Z vs Classic Movie: Child's Play
To get in the spooky spirit our own resident Gen Zer watched one of the most famous classic horror films of all time....Will Child's Play hold up for the new generation? We're about to find out! And let's hope Chucky isn't listening...
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Second Date Update Classics: Real Life Ghosting + Halloween Ghostface Ditcher
Part 1
The couple in today’s Second Date Update went to a haunted house for their first date, but only one of them came out, and now HE wants our help getting ahold of the woman!
Part 2
No party is better for random makeouts than a Halloween Party! One of our listeners was close to getting lucky but fate (or something else) intervened and now she needs a Second Date Update!
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FULL SHOW: Halloween COSTUME Reveal, Horror Fest Date + Monster (Laser) Stories (10/30/26)
FULL SHOW: Friday, October 30th, 2026
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Win Brooke's Bucks (10/30/26)
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Second Date Update: Something Sticky Down There
Everyone in the room might have been shrieking at the time but that’s the moment Shawn knew he was in love! Can he regather the girl that’s been ghosting him? Find out in your Second Date Update!
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Phone Tap: Big Rick The Halloween Helper
In your Halloween Phone Tap we call a woman who is DESPERATE for a certain holiday lawn decoration to become available and luckily it just did! Unluckily though, we have our worst employee ready to deliver the news!
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Halloween Costume Reveal
You've waited long enough, time to unveil our group costume for Halloween 2026!
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Monster (Laser) Stories (10/30/26)
A Halloween edition of weird news stories from around the world....Instead of Laser Stories, it's MONSTER Stories!
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Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/30/26)
It's your Halloween Shock Collar Question of the Day!
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FULL SHOW: Reverse Trick-or-Treating, Whatcha Doin’ at Haunted House + Corn Maze Secret (10/29/26)
FULL SHOW: Thursday, October 29th, 2026
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Whatcha Doin' at the Haunted House?
We sent Jose and Alexis to one of the scariest haunted houses in the area to ask the guys and ghouls in line a simple question...
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Win Brooke's Bucks (10/29/26)
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