One needle in, 100CCs of blood all over the gym! Oh Richard, you crazy crazy man. TODAY ON THE SHOW, IT IS FRIDAY!!!! That means it is time for your weekly GRANT RANT! Also, Nic leave a drunk voicemail to Payton and WE CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT. Plus, a new round of our annual favorite MONSTER MATCH, as well as SHOOT YOUR SHOT, Payton's Rihanna Superbowl Setlist Predictions, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

Carla's parents sold her childhood home and she wants to see the inside of it, but she needs to convince the new homeowner in a way that won't come across as strange. Can Johnjay, Rich, Kyle, and Payton help make this ask not so odd????

Today on the show, Grant is cooking up Brownies if anybody would like one... jk... but are we??? Johnjay has been spending a fair amount of time at the ABC Stores in Hawaii, and Payton could find herself partying in PALM SPRINGS LATER THIS YEAR??? Also, don't get me started on Nic's new shirt. Plus, we have an all new JUDGE PAYTON, WAR OF THE ROSES, and SO MUCH MORE!

James has a secret... and he keeps it behind closet doors. Kate had to find out the hard way both on the radio, and that cheating was involved. Find out what all went down in this ALL NEW emotional WAR OF THE ROSES.

RICH DESTROYED THIS ENTIRE FLOOR OVER THE SUMMER and Johnjay hired someone to help him keep his big boy poops in the big boy potty! TODAY ON THE SHOW, in honor of national coming out day JOHNJAY HAS A GAY......ME FOR YOU!!! Noah was not quick enough to buzz in for the answers so he has been demerited one whole gay coin on his scoreboard. ALSO, Johnjay watched another man at a restaurant throw a temper tantrum and Kyle and Payton shares her longterm dreams with us. Plus, an ALL NEW HUMPDAY DUMPDAY and SO MUCH MORE!

Arty called us with an odd situation... he's been seeing a girl for almost a year but she has vanished with no sign of still being alive. She cleared out her stuff over a disagreement and sent a message saying "I can't do this anymore" and he just wants more of an answer.
That's where we come in! Why was Arty Dumped?? It's an ALL NEW Humpday Dumpday w/ Johnjay & Rich

Today on the show we get an update on Johnjay's boys. Jake saw a movie SO SCARY he had to leave the movie theatre and meanwhile Kemp can't clear his kitchen sink! It's full of water. Johnjay flew over to Hawaii and so first thing to do was help him but it turned out Kemp just had the stopper in! LMAO! Also, we had some HILARIOUS TALKBACKS and then there was quite the emotional phone call! Plus, an ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE, and SO MUCH MORE!

How early is too early to invite someone to a wedding? Chuck invited his +1 with a girl he just met! She was all in, however, and Chuck was like HECK YEAH! All was great except now she is ghosting him... it's a JOHNJAY & RICH classic and we wanna help! SECOND DATE UPDATE w/ Johnjay & Rich!

TODAY ON THE SHOW, Johnjay is in HAWAII! Kyle reminds us about the importance of LOVE LANGUAGES, and Rich had quite the ordeal while attending a wedding. Also, PAYTON ALWAYS SAYS THESE TWO WORDS.....HMMMMMM.... Plus, an ALL NEW Breaking Bad News, Beat Shazam, and SO MUCH MORE!

Can we help ease the pain of some BAD NEWS? Find out in an ALL NEW BREAKING BAD NEWS!

Last night, Johnjay was not Johnjay... he was GERARD? TODAY ON THE SHOW, Noah was recognized because of his Sprite with Two orange slices and a lime wedge while eating at a restaurant with his family! ALSO, finishing off this week's game of games with JOHNJAYS STATE CAPITOLS GAME! Plus, an ALL NEW FORGIVE ME FRIDAY, GRANT RANT, and SO MUCH MORE!

This week Lena wants to apologize to her best friend of 10 years!!! Halloween is around the corner and she stole her friend's family's costume idea and Lena didn't think it would even be a big deal.... but IT WAS!

TODAY ON THE SHOW, Noah and Payton are watching Law & Order: SVU. Season 24 just began! Kyle has NEVER seen it! Also, Johnjay wants to know how Noah's brain works and did he hit a spot with Johnjay's ego? It's THURSDAY and JOHNJAY HAS A GAME FOR YOUUUUU... the week-long GAME OF GAMES event continues with 3 GAMES FOR YOUUUU today. Plus, kyle has a GBG Update, Talkbacks, WAR of the ROSES, and SO MUCH MORE!

Millie and her boyfriend got in a HUGE FIGHT and this time it did not go over so easily... which is unusual for him. This could be a sign he may have commitments elsewhere. FIND OUT if he STARTED A NEW RELATIONSHIP WHILE STILL IN ONE!
It's an ALL NEW War of the ROSES

Put YOUR wallet DOWN!!! Today on the Show, It's WEDNESDAY and Johnjay has a game for youuuuuu and Payton was let down at McDonalds yesterday. Also, Noah has a Taylor Swift Update, and Kyle has news on Rihanna in an all new GBG! All of this and SO MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich! HAPPY WEDNESDAY!

Randall was fired and something just does not seem right.. he thinks he knows the real reason and he WANTS TO KNOW IF HE CAN IDENTIFY THE RAT, THE WHISTLEBLOWER, THE TATTLETALE. Stew Pidasso makes his triumphant comeback to do a Private Investigator style dig on the culprit. ITS WHATCHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY w/ Johnjay & Rich!

TODAY ON THE SHOW, we are speaking to a friend of Johnjay's who's cousin, Anthony Sears, was brutally murdered (and possibly eaten) by Jeffrey Dahmer. She grew up with Anthony and Tony (who was featured in the NETFLIX series) who was also brutally murdered by Dahmer. We are the first, and possibly only show to hear this story.

Honestly, these two were made for each other!

Also, sorry for the cutoff at the end! That was the end of the segment though! You didn't miss anything!

If you live in a house where a crime has been committed, or avoided a house because of this DM US @johnjayandrich! We want to book your call!
TODAY ON THE SHOW, Johnjay has started some new TV Shows and Kyle has a heaping spoonful of GBG for you! Also, Johnjay has never heard of Command Strips and both Kyle and Noah cannot stop laughing. Plus, it's an ALL NEW GROUP THERAPY... as well as Talkbacks and SO MUCH MORE!

Timmy NEEDED our help with a subjective term... FRIENDS.... what's your take? How does term relate to your relationship? Is your girlfriend your true BEST friend? Everyone is torn so Thanks to everyone who called in!

We had a phone call today that HAD US INTRIGUED AF! DM US your bulk throwaways or finds, dumpster finds, trash is treasure rehabilitations, ANYTHING! We want to talk to you MONDAY MORNING
@johnjayvanes and @johnjayandrich

TODAY ON THE SHOW, It's time for another GRANT RANT and Noah has a story about his Mom that steers off into even more questions that we must know about. Also, KE$HA has a DAHMER LYRIC TOO??? Plus, SHOOT YOUR SHOOT, Blockbuster Movie Line Game, and SO MUCH MORE!

Omar has an ambitious idea and we have an ambitious segment! HE NEEDS TO SHOOT HIS SHOT. Will he rekindle an old flame?

WE HAVE A MAJOR GASLIGHTER TODAY.. only problem is Johnjay is not quite up to speed on the definition of this word. Lucky for him we experience it first hand with this JERK! Find out how his attitude compares to his relationship commitment! Did even cheat in the first place? FIND OUT in an ALL NEW WAR of the ROSES!

TODAY ON THE SHOW, Johnjay knows the smartest way for Rihanna to create her setlist and he wants to put it on the record now before any leaks appear. Also, Kyle is on the hunt for a piano and she was almost SCAMMED!!! Plus, we have an ALL NEW WAR OF THE ROSES, GBG, TALKBACKS, and SO MUCH MORE!

Peter has a dilemma and there's conflict involved. It's time to hash it out and YOU, the listeners can mediate. What will be decided?

We have this game idea and WE NEED YOUR HELP! On the iHeartRadio app use the microphone button on our podcast or live stations and tell us your name, your city, and a trivia question you think will STUMP US! DO IT NOW!!
Today on the show, Johnjay still does not have the new iPhone, Nic's NERDING OUT, and Payton hit a point of acceptance. PLUS, an ALL NEW HASH IT OUT! Thanks to everyone who called in to mediate. All of this and SO MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich.

A listener called us this morning and it had us SWEATING.. have we been playing a dirty version or is it just a misheard lyric? TODAY ON THE SHOW, It's FRIDAY and Johnjay has a game for youuuu EXCEPT THAT ITS TUESDAY!!! WOOP WOOP! A game? Midweek? Unheard of. We also have an ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE!! All of this and so much more today on Johnjay & Rich.

Christian was ghosted after a Tinder date that ended with a makeout sesh and now he is wondering why! Could it have anything to do with what happened after they smoked together? He'll reveal the story on an ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE

Will they rekindle and live happily ever after? Who knows. But if we can track him/her down we will. It's a service we are committed to here at Johnjay & Rich. This is an ALL NEW Missed Connections

Without kids in the house, Johnjay is learning about traditional leisurely activities for life after they flee the big ol' nest. Ah yes, the circle of life. Backgammon today, Early Bird Jell-O in the cafeteria tomorrow. (JK ITS JUST THE BOARD GAME) just put away the dentures and I'll believe you.. KIDDING. SORRY.
Today on the show, aside from BINGO and Crafts day, Kyle's daughter ADDY turned 8 years old over the weekend and they went horseback riding! Also, we got some major TV TALK and GBG updates for you. Plus, it's an ALL NEW Missed Connections!! All of this and so much more today on Johnjay & Rich.

HAPPY FRIDAY!
Today on the show, Johnjay asks Kyle.. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? Also, this week was full of Grant Rants by accident but the REAL Grant Rant of the week was planned for today so bear with us! Grant has been saving this one! Kanye West went viral for saying he never reads, and that made us think... Johnjay & Rich Book Club? Plus, an ALL NEW Forgive Me Friday, Foot photoshoot, and SO MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich.

Anxiety is real! Not everyone can physically do something even though they know they really should. Reya needs to beg for Crystal's forgiveness. She missed Crystal's Mom's Wedding. Crystal doesn't think she can count on Reya, but Reya really feels bad! Will they patch things up? It's an ALL NEW Forgive Me Friday w/ Johnjay & Rich!

Happy Thursday! Today on the show, Johnjay has an audio clip he SWEARS you will love. Also, Grant Rants Reactions have piled up and we took some of your calls, which lead to a VERY FUNNY moment that will go down in Grant Inman history. Plus, Rich has a wedding idea to run by us. All of this, including WAR OF THE ROSES and MUCH MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich.

When you come home from a girls trip and the bed sheets have been changed and the old ones are in the trash, covered in stains... it can only mean a few things. Suspecting cheating is at the top of that list. Find out if it's true in an ALL NEW WAR OF THE ROSES

The new iPhone is.... distracting? TODAY ON THE SHOW, Noah started a new show on HULU and that sparked a JJR CLASSIC, TV TALK! Also, we want to know HOW LONG HAVE YOU STOOD IN LINE & WHAT FOR? We took your calls! If you have an interesting story DM US @johnjayvanes or leave us a TALKBACK MESSAGE on the iHeartRadio App. Plus, Johnjay has this crazy cough, Kyle has a DELIGHTFUL GBG, and SO MUCH MORE!

Sam is attending a Wedding getaway this weekend but all the meals are VEGAN and so is everyone at the wedding. Sam tells us they fit the judge-y stereotype and he would rather keep eating meat, away from the others if need be, but stick to his own diet rather than only eat plant-based for the entire weekend. He needs our help and yours on what to do! Some have different opinions than others but if he bring some snacks that he eats in the hotel room, does that make him selfish? We cover it all in an ALL NEW Group Therapy!
Thank YOU to everyone who called in this morning and helped out. Sam really appreciates your time!

Homedog, broski, you did not WAVE when the song ended. Today on the show, aside from being totally exposed, we have a MIDWEEK GRANT RANT! This big one is planned for Friday but this one is so funny we decided two in one week is fine. Also, Kyle has a GBG (and it even involves an ADAM LEVINE SCANDAL) Plus, an ALL NEW Second Date Update, TV TALK, and SO MUCH MORE!

Alayna had a quickie during the workday with Marcus but she discovered something that may explain why he hasn't called her back. Will that be the reason, or is there even a reason at all? See if these two become lovebirds or solemn creatures with dry skin in an ALL NEW Second Date Update w/ Johnjay & Rich.

YAYAYAY! MS UNFUG HAS TONE AGAIN
Today on the show we asked you for the weird ways you hurt yourself and to be honest they were QUITE funny. Also, we have a lot to talk about... like Post Malone's fall, The Funeral for Queen Elizabeth, and even the nature of our Grant Rants. PLUS we have an ALL NEW Breaking Bad News, Talkbacks, and SO MUCH MORE!

It's an ALL NEW Breaking Bad News with Johnjay & Rich

Have a proposal? Johnjay & Rich give time on our clocks for you to SHOOT YOUR SHOT to someone in your life! Sarah's team at work went above and beyond recently and she's hoping to convince her supervisor to invest in an espresso machine as a reward for their hard work. Will he come through? ITS AN ALL NEW SHOOT YOUR SHOOT

Today On The Show, Noah's roommate has been living with him and his parents for a whole year now and we reflect with him. Grant has your weekly Grant Rant, Nic's humor has him in so much trouble and Johnjay is OBSESSED with a new show. Also, Rich has HAD IT with his electric car and he wants Gasoline back. PLUS, an all new SHOOT YOUR SHOT and Johnjay has one of his punny games for us you won't wanna miss. HAPPY FRIDAY!

ITS A TASTE OF INDEPENDENCE FOR JAKE AND KEMP VAN ES. Luckily for Blake, they are still Mommy's boys! Make sure the internal temperature reaches 165 fellas, and HEY..... Save some leftovers for us, boys! har har har. TODAY ON THE SHOW, Grant has an unofficial Grant Rant for us (the real one is planned for tomorrow) and we asked YOU for weird ways you've ended up in the hospital. Plus, a roundtable GBG, WAR OF THE ROSES, and musical tagline edition of Nic's SUPER SPECTACULAR game, Noise Machine. All of this and so much more today on Johnjay & Rich.

Izzy went out to lunch with her friend and she dropped some news on her about her boyfriend that FREAKED HER OUT. She hesitated getting ahold of us because, as a listener of the show, she knows how this goes... Izzy never imagined she'd have to resort to War of The Roses for one of her relationships. She needs our help quickly because she has held off and she deserves the truth, so, even with Kyle having NO VOICE.. the show must go on. It's an ALL NEW War of The Roses. We

Noah has a fast food update for us and it sparked a whole conversation. Quite Earth-shattering content, and the critics will agree. TODAY ON THE SHOW, Johnjay has this list of 40 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU TURN 40 and we want to know your BUCKET LIST ITEMS! Ang age! We took your calls. Also, Noah has a college update and PAYTON HAS A NEW GAME!!! Plus, a kyle-aided Johnjay GBG, WHATCHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

Who is Mr. Mini? Why is Diego demanding that Tina call him that? She has SO MANY QUESTIONS. We helped her get some answers in a fun new Johnjay & Rich Whatcha Wanna Know Wednesday

Cort matched with someone via Hinge and they chatted A TON online but when they got together in person the first time she was completely distracted. She was on her phone and seemed uninterested out of nowhere. Cort wonders if maybe she was just using him for some reason? Something doesn't add up and he needs our help? Is a second date even an option? ITS AN ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE!

With Kyle benched, Grant is stepping up to the plate today! TODAY ON THE SHOW
we recap the Emmy's... quite a bit happened. Who does an award show on a Monday? Noah's as emotional about this as he is with peanut M&Ms. Watch out. Also, Nic & Noah have both been mentioning the new iPhones but in completely different contexts. Plus, we took YOUR phone calls. Do you have a CRAZY ROOMMATE PAST OR PRESENT? DM US your stories and tell them on the air @johnjayvanes on INSTAGRAM. All of this and so much more today on Johnjay & Rich.

Rough day for the vocal cord department in Kyle's body. They REFUSED to work today. I know it sounds a little scratchy but we are so grateful she gave it a shot anyway. XOXO MY QUEEN
Today on the show, Payton's Mom got a special new pet and Johnjay is watching a LOT OF TV SHOWS AT THE MOMENT. Also, since we can't hear Kyle's voice Noah made a quick little montage of Kyle SAYING RANDOM THINGS. Plus, an all new MISSED CONNECTIONS, GBG, and SO MUCH MORE!

Tracking down your ol' ball and chain that you met last night is our specialty here. Mainly because of the stalking that goes into it. Grant has a real fun time digging for gold. Paths crossed at a mediocre chain store for auto parts for a listener named Aubrianna. SHE GOT IN THE ZONE... AUTOZONE.. FOR DIANTE AND ASKED US FOR HELP! Will they rekindle their spark...plugs or will he find the necessary stalking a bit TIREing? Maybe his love will radiatHer forever. FIND OUT IN AN ALL NEW MISSED CONNECTIONS